If Two books could breed.... what would their kid look like?

**SageTree** · 01-18-2011, 10:50 AM

So today I'm having a talk with a Friend, and she says "I can't find that book I was looking for, I think they are breeding sometimes. Just to give you an idea of the size of my library."

To which I had the reply:

"like what two books would you like to see get down?
Moby Dick and The Hardy Boys
What would that kid look like?
The hardy boys detective case with the determination of ahab?
In an action packed allegorical mystery"

So my question is

"What do books would you like to see hook up, share love and make a child?"

SageTree

SmokeaJoint · 01-18-2011, 11:13 AM

I would like to see Michael Crichton's Next and Richard Preston's Hot Zone to breed. Because the offspring would be a fiction book based in real knowledge and it would include Genetically Engineered Ebola and Smallpox. To me, thats an exciting read.

**SageTree** · 01-18-2011, 11:25 AM

excellent!!!!

The Rev · 01-18-2011, 11:47 AM

"Atlas Shrugged" and "The Bible"

In this tome, the sinners and unjust would receive no retribution, other than being denied decent employment; and God would be an athiest, and therefore in a constant state of self-denial.

The Rev

**SageTree** · 01-18-2011, 12:01 PM

"20,ooo leagues under/the Electric Kool-aid acid test"

SmokeaJoint · 01-18-2011, 12:01 PM

Awesome...

**SageTree** · 01-18-2011, 12:10 PM

"The Night of the Tibetan Book of the Living Dead"

How to make your way through the zombie bardo, into your next living dead life.

The Rev · 01-18-2011, 12:12 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to Realm of the Hungry Ghosts.

The Rev

The Rev · 01-18-2011, 12:13 PM

How about "Horton Hears a Who" and "The 9/11 Commission Report"?

Will he reveal the conspiracy?

The Rev

**SageTree** · 01-18-2011, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

Gives a whole new meaning to Realm of the Hungry Ghosts.

The Rev

Oh snap!

Truth.....

"Charlotte's Web" And "Green Eggs and Ham"

A story about a spider who asks the infernal question....

"Will you try green eggs and this 'Fantastic Pig?"

"Would you.... could you.... with a Rat?"

SmokeaJoint · 01-18-2011, 12:41 PM

Kinky

The Rev · 01-18-2011, 01:45 PM

How about Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" and "Twas the Night Before Christmas"?

The Rev

SmokeaJoint · 01-18-2011, 02:46 PM

Thats disturbing.

**SageTree** · 01-19-2011, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

How about Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" and "Twas the Night Before Christmas"?

The Rev

So I ask this question to my book loving Wife and she says:

"Well, why'd they hook up in the first place? You just don't have babies... there is something there, an attraction usually. What got these books together?"

I thought it was a pretty legit question.

I said the 'The Night of the Tibetan Book of the Living Dead' obviously came together over their shared interest in Death.....

She was rather dismayed by 'Atlas and the Bible' 's child

The Rev · 01-19-2011, 11:29 AM

How about "Marijuana Botany" by Clarke, and "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu?

I have no idea what the title would be, but the odds are very high that Governor wrote it.

The Rev

**SageTree** · 01-19-2011, 11:36 AM

"The Doors of Perception" By Bob Vila

*Building a gateway to your inner consciousness is affordable and easy. In this book Bob shows you a quick and crafty way to creating your own portal of awareness, the Mind at Large*

SmokeaJoint · 01-19-2011, 05:01 PM

Tale of Two Cities and The Wealth of Nations.

Get to know base Economic theory and learn about a Free Market economy. But a word of caution: heads will roll.

A title? Gosh... "The economic benefits of a free market society, with a plan to overthrow French monarchy in the process."

Working title, of course.

Lloydy · 01-20-2011, 03:40 AM

I'd probably go for winnie the pooh and a mario puzo book. I quite like the idea of that depressed donkey as a brutal mafia enforcer.

The Rev · 01-20-2011, 07:01 AM

"Uncle Tom's Cabin" and "Fast Food Nation"

A tale of slavery and hearbreak in the fast food kitchens of America.

The Rev

**SageTree** · 01-20-2011, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

"Uncle Tom's Cabin" and "Fast Food Nation"

A tale of slavery and heartbreak in the fast food kitchens of America.

The Rev

Have you ever worked fast food.... this isn't a 'hypothetical'

*crying inside*

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,768 Times in 4,664 Posts	If Two books could breed.... what would their kid look like? So today I'm having a talk with a Friend, and she says "I can't find that book I was looking for, I think they are breeding sometimes. Just to give you an idea of the size of my library." To which I had the reply: "like what two books would you like to see get down? Moby Dick and The Hardy Boys What would that kid look like? The hardy boys detective case with the determination of ahab? In an action packed allegorical mystery" So my question is "What do books would you like to see hook up, share love and make a child?" SageTree __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,768 Times in 4,664 Posts	excellent!!!! __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	"Atlas Shrugged" and "The Bible" In this tome, the sinners and unjust would receive no retribution, other than being denied decent employment; and God would be an athiest, and therefore in a constant state of self-denial. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,768 Times in 4,664 Posts	"The Night of the Tibetan Book of the Living Dead" How to make your way through the zombie bardo, into your next living dead life. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. Last edited by SageTree; 01-19-2011 at 09:48 AM.

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	Gives a whole new meaning to Realm of the Hungry Ghosts. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	How about "Horton Hears a Who" and "The 9/11 Commission Report"? Will he reveal the conspiracy? The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

01-18-2011, 01:45 PM	#12 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	How about Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" and "Twas the Night Before Christmas"? The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

01-19-2011, 11:29 AM	#15 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	How about "Marijuana Botany" by Clarke, and "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu? I have no idea what the title would be, but the odds are very high that Governor wrote it. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

01-19-2011, 11:36 AM	#16 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,768 Times in 4,664 Posts	"The Doors of Perception" By Bob Vila Building a gateway to your inner consciousness is affordable and easy. In this book Bob shows you a quick and crafty way to creating your own portal of awareness, the Mind at Large __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,976 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,478 Times in 1,139 Posts	I'd probably go for winnie the pooh and a mario puzo book. I quite like the idea of that depressed donkey as a brutal mafia enforcer. __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	"Uncle Tom's Cabin" and "Fast Food Nation" A tale of slavery and hearbreak in the fast food kitchens of America. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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