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Old 03-22-2011, 09:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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First words in heaven...

A few assumptions:

1) there is a God
2) there is an afterlife

Imagine you die and come face to face with God. What is the first sentence you want to hear from him/her?

for the sake of this "game" please keep it to ONE sentence.

mine:

"before you start, let me explain."
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Just look out around us, people fightin their wars...
They think they'll be happy when they've settled their scores...
Let's lay down our weapons
and hold us apart
be still for just a minute
try to open our hearts
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Old 03-22-2011, 09:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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My first inclination is to be silly ..... so I'll refrain.


"Jesus.... it's about time you got here!"





OK.... sooooo I didn't refrain!





But for real....

"I think there are some people who want to see you."
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Old 03-22-2011, 10:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Just a victim of good weed.
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Old 03-22-2011, 10:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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What time you got?
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You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt

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Old 03-22-2011, 12:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2011, 12:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2011, 12:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I dunno I doubt that even with all eternity in front of me I'd have enough time to say everything I wanted to god, but I talk a lot.
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Old 03-22-2011, 02:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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wait, its what god would say to me...



"remember that time i created human beings, then gave them free will? lolz."
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Old 03-22-2011, 03:16 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2011, 05:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2011, 06:09 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2011, 06:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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the third sound of om.

or, "despite what you may have heard there actually IS beer in heaven. Right here is the pbr stream, over there you can see the killians brook right past the green crack meadow"
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^^ lol

"I can't see it!"

God: "Sorry, those mary jane patches always block the view..."
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God appears, and God is light,
To those poor souls who dwell in night;
But does a human form display
To those who dwell in realms of day.

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Old 03-22-2011, 07:26 PM   #14 (permalink)
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What is the first sentence you want to hear from him/her?
"Roach my man, here's you 70 virgins...go knock yourself out !"


reply: thanks goddude.
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'where the black women at?'

'what games you got for xbox?'

'remember that time I embarassed myself terribly? that was some good shit!'

'what time is last call?'

'what about everyone else?'
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