Do You Want Kids? - Page 8

kitch · 12-22-2011, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Rev

My understanding is that strict lesbians are at the least risk of contracting stds like AIDS. The likelihood of an open lesion goes way down when you remove the ole stabbin stick from the equation.

The Rev

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The Rev · 12-23-2011, 12:29 AM

I meant strict like a vegetarian, as in they swear off meat, but that would be a poor metaphor as virtually all of them eat fish.

The Rev

Qui-Bong Jinn · 12-23-2011, 06:19 AM

Vegetarians that eat fish piss me off, I've always considered fish to be a creature, so I've never understood that.

I want kids like 10 years from now.

adventure · 12-23-2011, 06:22 AM

I know I well be a great father, but the idea of failing can keep me up at night, some times.

Sir-Ex · 12-23-2011, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Qui-Bong Jinn

Vegetarians that eat fish piss me off, I've always considered fish to be a creature, so I've never understood that.

I want kids like 10 years from now.

vegetarians that eat fish aren't vegetarians.

Flamingnun · 12-23-2011, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Cerpin Taxt

I've got the habit of talking about it when it's mentioned due to having actually dealt with the 'reality' of it myself.

Yeah, prior to your post I didn't actually know you had HSV, it just didn't exactly read like an unbiased opinion.

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Originally Posted by Cerpin Taxt

By suggesting my post was born out of bitterness of my own situation, I believe that could be implying my not being secure with it.

Conversely, I was of the opinion that discussing it openly on a public forum is the polar opposite of insecurity, besides you're a relatively sound chap, Cerpin - it's not for me to call you out on something like that.

Captain Cannabis · 12-23-2011, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

vegetarians that eat fish aren't vegetarians.

in serbia it is common to fast for religious holidays, which in the western world seems to mean that they eat only water and bread, but in serbia it means that you can eat anything that isn't meat/diary (except fish) and no alcohol. it is considered to be a more or less vegan-style most restrictive diet choice. it is probably that type of thing which is the origin of such diets being called vegetarian.

i was a vegetarian for almost 5 years on and off and what other people ate/said about vegetables/meat never really bothered me. some people can't understand how you survive without fish eating only vegetables, and the entire idea seems stupid.

deadhead94 · 12-23-2011, 08:19 AM

I heard vegetarian justify fish because they don't have eyebrows, so they can't look like they are in pain.

Flamingnun · 12-23-2011, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by deadhead94

I heard vegetarian justify fish because they don't have eyebrows, so they can't look like they are in pain.

Eyelashes? Not many animals, let alone ones typically eaten, have eyebrows.

Sir-Ex · 12-23-2011, 08:32 AM

I like Jimmy Carr's vegetarian joke.

Something along the lines of:

"I'm a good host and I like to provide options to vegetarians when they come for dinner: you can make do, or you can fuck off."

deadhead94 · 12-23-2011, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Flamingnun

Eyelashes? Not many animals, let alone ones typically eaten, have eyebrows.

No. They said eyebrows.
There should be an a in my first post.It was one person.

Cerpin Taxt · 12-23-2011, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Flamingnun

Yeah, prior to your post I didn't actually know you had HSV, it just didn't exactly read like an unbiased opinion.

Fair enough, I have to give you that. It was more off the cuff than a lot of my posts tend to be. I suppose if I'm going to talk about it I can't assume the words will always sort themselves out.

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Originally Posted by Flamingnun

Conversely, I was of the opinion that discussing it openly on a public forum is the polar opposite of insecurity, besides you're a relatively sound chap, Cerpin - it's not for me to call you out on something like that.

I can't not respect that. Likewise, I shouldn't really accuse a man who tends to call things as they are of saying something without saying something.

AnimalLover420 · 12-23-2011, 10:03 AM

So you know what is awesome? Being a childless aunt. I have so much fun with my niece or my nephew. The niece is a baby, so I can cuddle with her and make her giggle over and over again but when she shits herself, I give her back to my brother and say "Oh here, I think she's got something for you". And my nephew is 5 years old and he's such a cool little guy, thinks he's Batman.

deadhead94 · 12-23-2011, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by AnimalLover420

niece of my nephew.

How old are you?

AnimalLover420 · 12-23-2011, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by deadhead94

How old are you?

Oh holy shit, that does make me sound old. Meant to say niece *or* my nephew. I'm 27.

HTAM · 12-23-2011, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by adventure

I know I well be a great father, but the idea of failing can keep me up at night, some times.

Well, that never goes away.

On the bright side the fear of failing is a powerful motivator.

The Rev · 12-23-2011, 02:25 PM

I didn't mean vegetarians who swear off meat but eat fish, I meant lesbians: they swear off the meat, but they all eat fish. Jeez you guys are dense.

The Rev

Sir-Ex · 12-23-2011, 04:14 PM

I was under the impression we got the joke, but decided to go off on that tangent anyway. Maybe it's just me.

Captain Cannabis · 12-23-2011, 05:43 PM

^this

The Rev · 12-23-2011, 05:45 PM

I see what you did there. The density, it would appear for the present moment, is mine, but I will have my revenge! Mark my words.

The Rev

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12-23-2011, 12:29 AM	#142 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	I meant strict like a vegetarian, as in they swear off meat, but that would be a poor metaphor as virtually all of them eat fish. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

12-23-2011, 06:19 AM	#143 (permalink)
Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 2,135 Thanks: 911 Thanked 501 Times in 372 Posts	Vegetarians that eat fish piss me off, I've always considered fish to be a creature, so I've never understood that. I want kids like 10 years from now. Last edited by Qui-Bong Jinn; 12-23-2011 at 06:46 AM.

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adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,466 Times in 1,093 Posts	I know I well be a great father, but the idea of failing can keep me up at night, some times. __________________ Coming Full Range

12-23-2011, 08:32 AM	#150 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,820 Times in 2,258 Posts	I like Jimmy Carr's vegetarian joke. Something along the lines of: "I'm a good host and I like to provide options to vegetarians when they come for dinner: you can make do, or you can fuck off." __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

12-23-2011, 10:03 AM	#153 (permalink)
AnimalLover420 Love Junkie Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: US Posts: 2,442 Thanks: 716 Thanked 1,065 Times in 448 Posts	So you know what is awesome? Being a childless aunt. I have so much fun with my niece or my nephew. The niece is a baby, so I can cuddle with her and make her giggle over and over again but when she shits herself, I give her back to my brother and say "Oh here, I think she's got something for you". And my nephew is 5 years old and he's such a cool little guy, thinks he's Batman. __________________ **************************************** Last edited by AnimalLover420; 12-23-2011 at 10:16 AM.

12-23-2011, 02:25 PM	#157 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	I didn't mean vegetarians who swear off meat but eat fish, I meant lesbians: they swear off the meat, but they all eat fish. Jeez you guys are dense. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

12-23-2011, 04:14 PM	#158 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,820 Times in 2,258 Posts	I was under the impression we got the joke, but decided to go off on that tangent anyway. Maybe it's just me. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

12-23-2011, 05:43 PM	#159 (permalink)
Captain Cannabis safety word: more Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: m.i.a. Posts: 13,922 Thanks: 2,705 Thanked 3,174 Times in 1,812 Posts	^this __________________ fuck the monkeys

12-23-2011, 05:45 PM	#160 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	I see what you did there. The density, it would appear for the present moment, is mine, but I will have my revenge! Mark my words. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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