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Old 09-19-2014, 08:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Surprised we dont have one of these yet...

Use this thread to post about dreams you just had. Be as detailed or vague as you want/can.
Should be interesting and has potential for a quality thread.


ill start with the one i just had, what i can remember from it.
The main girl involved was a girl that i was crushing on hard back in highschool.



I was at some sort of party or some get-together, and this douchey looking jock type kid bumped into me. He acted like a douche about it and we argued a little but then went our seperate ways. Then a little later i ran into the girl. She was absolutely gorgeous and we were talking. In the dream i instantly fell for her right away/again. Turns out she had a boyfriend though, Bummer. Her boyfriend was the captain of the Hockey team. Turns out it was that douchey guy too. Shits beat.
-then skip ahead a bit cause i forget shit

So it turns out that we are actually on some giant cargo type ship in the middle of the ocean, that has been converted to a hockey rink. lol idk.
Anyway, Her boyfriend, the captain of the hockey team, ends up being unable to play due to a self inflicted injury. He tried to circumsize himself and it didnt go to well. As he is laying in the hospital bed he calls for his gf, the girl im dream-crushing on, who comes to his side and acts all caring and supportive, even though she is noticeably put off by the fact that he mangled his wang.

anyway, turns out in the meantime, i took over this guys spot as hockey captain due to my previously unknown amazing hockey skill. There is hockey game played, and i dominate.
After winning the game, i look up and see the girl. She waves to me, but then leaves. Assuming she left to go be with her boyfriend, i get all bummed out, and start to do the cliche of skating circles around the rink by myself looking all depressed n shit.
Turns out though, that she had just left to go get her ice-skates. She comes back and we start skating together.
After a while of skating and growing fond of one another though, she reaffirms that she Does have a boyfriend still, and we cant be together. Bummer. She then leaves.
-skip ahead a bit cause some random stuff and stuff i forget too.

So then, everyone on the hockey rink ship is going to sleep. We are all sprawled out on a floor like a kindergarten nap time looking scenario. The girl im crushing on isnt there. Instead im talking to and laying with/cuddling her best friend or something, who is some other cute girl. We talk, and she comes up with a plan to hook me and the girl up.
When the crush girl comes back, she lays down next to her friend, who is laying between us. As we are laying there falling asleep, i say something like basically just begging the crush girl to let me kiss her just once or something like that. How i Need to kiss her.

The girl between us switches places with me, and for some reason a half eaten can of tunafish appears. (the other girls plan?)
I apparently use the tunafish as bait to get this girl to kiss me by putting it on my tongue. It works successfully and we are then making out while also eating tunafish at the same time. Like making out while both of us has a mouth full of tunafish.



Then i woke up to my phone going off which the taste of tuna heavily in my mouth and my heart longing for this girl.

lol... idk..


After typing out that last part just now, i laughed harder than i have in a long long time. Good stuff.


Im having some pretty crazy vivid dreams these days since i stopped smoking pot. Will share more in the future.
Hope for others to share in this thread as well.
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Old 09-19-2014, 11:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The most vivid dream that I've had happened years ago. Long before hooka, toward the end of 1998.

I was in a bad place, man. No direction, a pricey drug habit, slowly alienating people that were very established presences in my life. I was living in the third place I'd moved to that year and I remember looking in the mirror one day and thinking "Who the fuck are you, man?" The one thing I had going for me was a good job and a couple of days later, I got the hot seat from my boss because he thought I was passing off work for someone else to do and fucking off on the internet.

Anyway, I went to bed that night wondering what else could possibly go wrong now?

The dream

So, I'm driving my car at the time (73 Olds Delta 88 that was oxidized brown. I called it The Brown Hornet) through the desert on a dark night and all I see is the asphalt and the yellow hash marks that divide the road coming at me. There was music playing but I couldn't tell you what it was. I noticed something that appeared to be flapping on the front passenger side of the hood but ignored it. Next thing I know, I could definitely see that something was flapping in the wind and I pulled off to the shoulder and stepped out of the car.

I walked around the front and could see what appeared to be the paint which was sort of peeled back from the corner of the hood, but it was folded over like a a bedspread might be when the sheets on your bed are exposed. I flipped it back toward the hood, pressed down on it, and it was like nothing happened. I get back in the car and take off continuing to see the same asphalt and yellow hash marks for an unknown amount of time as I drive through the darkness.

Then the sun starts to come up. I realize I'm driving west because it's behind me. I also see that same friggin' piece of something on the front right side of my hood flapping in the wind. I pull over again. I walk around the front of the car and sure enough, same shit happening in the same place. I reach to flip the paint back over and press it down again but this time I notice that the hood underneath is white. I'm thinking "What?"

Now that the sun is risen enough to chase away the darkness, I can also see that what's underneath the paint looks like fabric. I pulled up on the paint a little more and I could see more white fabric. I released the hood and opened it just enough that I could "peel" the paint off from the edge of the hood on the passenger's side all the way across to the driver's side. The paint came off in one giant piece and there was this brand new, white fabric hood. It reminded me of a canvas that you would paint on.

And bam! I woke up.

I knew immediately that my mind was using the white hood as a metaphor for a clean sheet of canvas (living differently) to start over with. I couldn't do any more work with the brown one (my life at that point).

And that's exactly what happened. I made some changes. I called some people and told them that I wasn't going to be around for awhile and spent the last three months of 1998 cleaning my act up. That dream left a pretty big footprint in my mind about how you choose to live having so much to do with how happy you can be. Since then, I try to look at each day like a new canvas. Most of them I can look back at and be happy with how they turned out. When they don't go so great, I try to remember that if I don't like what I painted today, I can always try to paint something better tomorrow.

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Old 09-19-2014, 06:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Mine will be the highlights of last night's dream.

Firstly, this is what went down last night. My good friend "A" texts me a justifiable "FUCK YOU. RUDE AS FUCK" because i was drunk and really wanted some weed and was a tid bit too little irritable that night in our text interactions. So i texted him " dude cmon u dont got a dime? please bro" and he responds "youre not getting anything from me for awhile fuck off" i was the prick i guess

So i called another duder "B" i havent talked to in like over a year and kindly asked if he's got any green and he said nah he's out the game, (he's a wigga type but a really nice and honest guy) and said "we gotta chill and catch up, it's been a while." I said "no worries, sounds fine hit me up, whenever. I miss ya man. peace."

Now for the DREAM HIGHLIGHTS

From what I can remember My initial good buddy who texted me the fuck yous/offs (A) passed me a lit joint, we were smoking with about five-six other heads inside some mall seated on an elevated circular table. I noticed though everyones seat had a back support thingie on it except for mine. this made me seem left out or something so then i ask A, " hey you think you can drive me home since we live in the same town once youre ready to go?" he responds " dude i just got you high, give me five bucks and maybe ill take ya back home" so i go " fuck that and thanks for the stone"

Fast forward im with B and his gansta wigga buddie C. We just are walking around the mall and sit at a table in a high ceiling hall way. I have some blue bucket on my lap and randomly three green balloons fall from the top of the ceiling. One balloon landed in my blue bucket the two other balloons landed away from B and C. Then a young, black janitor who was sweeping the floor at the time says "go ahead a pop it, it's ok" so i did and picked up the balloon particles and threw them away in respect to the janitor.

as we leave the janitor goes " Have a good ride" I say "yea man, take it easy, peace" he smiles. C opens the glass door to exit the mall, B and I notice the door opens right over a flattened black man lol dressed in a yellow raincoat. I say "wow thats fucked, is he dead?" B goes "holy shit man i think he is, fucking nasty" C then says "who gives a shit he looks like a bum, im glad hes gone" or something similar to that.

So i ask C if he could Drive me home. He responds "fine" and B smiles.
As C is driving us down this random ghetto alley in broad day light, we stop at a stop light at the end of the alley. kind of strange. Some massive Crane is Moving these large, house sized pieces of concrete blocks right over the streets really quickly and close to the ground and one of the blocks falls onto a car in front of us and the driver lady explodes and there's now blood and guts pouring out of her decimated vehicle.
C laughs. Im in shock and awe and B just shook his head. So i get driven home, Say Thanks to C and peace to B and i walk inside the house.
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I wake up and that's all i can really remember.

One of those Really Bizarre ones that might have something to do with what was on my mind recently.
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I had a dream the other night that my wife died on the operating table. They tried to revive her when her heart stopped, but couldn't. I told her about it, and she told me that that's like a major fear of hers. I think she felt better when I told her that the hospital staff were all people from my old job, tho.



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This morning I had one of those dreams that happens when you wake up for your alarm then immediately fall back asleep, only for a couple minutes.

I dreamt that my teeth were covered in brown sludge. Like from not brushing. It was gross.

A couple weeks ago I had an acid dream and remembered how 'normal' i felt while i was tripping.

Had a good one before that but ive already forgotten it. Good idea fb.
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I had a dream I was in a meeting at work stoned, and everyone was looking at me for input, but I was too baked to speak. It was remarkable how real the buzz felt.



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My dream last night consisted of..

Water twisters
Community coming together
Betty white
Women being catty
The ground turning into jello and jumping around on it.
Driving in my car along the side of a cliff side road that got more and more dangerous until i got hung up at the end at an intersection in a city made of ice.
Fell in love.
Had a drum off with a bald man, I used only my fingers on a soup can covered in Saran Wrap and sounded just as good as him.
Got drunk by accident.. And told everyone at a meeting on my five month sobriety date.. Cried.
Had a dance off in a room with another woman and won than saw myself in a mirror and I looked nothing like myself. I had short hair and looked like a pinup girl from the 50's.
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I dreamt I was flying last night.
I was watching the ground from above because I didn't want to lose the height and fall out of the sky.. It was real as being awake.. I actually turned on my back like I was doing the backstroke for a second..

The weird part was I came to a part where I was flying through a building.. As if I were in spirit form.. I felt myself go through the structure, and could see the inside of the interior of the building itself..the mechanics of it, but I felt my whole body shudder as I went through the walls of the structure and came out the other side.

Pretty fucking cool.
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I can't remember the details, but about a week ago I had a dream I was kidnapped by ISIS. I think I woke up mid escape.

I've been reading too many news articles, is my conclusion.
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I've had dreams like that..
I had a dream where I was in a place where people were walking around burned and being burned alive.. I was in cities that I knew were unsafe.

One I remember coming to a tropical island on a boat.. Once on land there was an above ground ceremony burial type thing... A huge mound of bodies but all arranged like a huge bonfire. At the base were skulls and femur bones surrounding the entire thing.. That's when I saw the people walking around massacred but alive..

Scary.
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Hmmm I always have crazy dreams.
The other night I dreamt that dinosaurs were fighting in downtown SF but it was difficult for them to move because their giant size. Then somehow I was fighting zombies and I had weak control of some dinosaurs. Eventually I moved the fight into wild country and now battled the natives for control of the area and the giant sheep like animals.
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