Religion et al

Sureshot · 02-10-2006, 09:00 AM

Saw this on another site:

http://www.mingthemerciless.com/religion.html

Although much smaller than real people, Jews must never be confused with Smurfs, as the two have had a much troubled and bloody history.

Jews are completely unaware of the existence of Jesus, as they are too lazy to read the bible all the way to the end.

They borrowed my Pavement CD and never gave it back.

Hindus, or Buddhists, as they prefer to be called, ride around on cow's backs all day.

They think they're so great.

Hindus were out at the pub last night. They were wasted. They stayed really late. I mean, I left at about half one, and the Hindus we're still going strong. They all called in sick today. Big surprise.

Muslims, ya gotta love 'em.

Or they'll kill you.

When they reach maturity, all Muslims are commanded to drive up a mountain in their four wheel drive off road vehicles, or "jihads", and catch a crab. Only then will they achieve their beards.

All Muslims can fly.

Scientologists like to lure people into their big tent for cakes, and then hit them with sticks. They like to sneak into your house when you're not there and fuck with your shit.

Scientologists like to rape babies, then kill them, fuck the corpse, eat it, shit it out and then fuck the shit.

Christians like Jesus.

No, I mean they really like Jesus. They're nuts about him. They can't get enough of him. It's all "Jesus this" and "Jesus that". They're totally gay for him. Why don't they just go and marry Jesus, since they love him so much. I mean, Christ, get a room already.
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The rest of the site is pretty cool as well.

Space:

The Invisible Giant Crab:

02-10-2006, 09:06 AM

lolololol

02-10-2006, 09:56 AM

ditto^

filliam h. muffman anyone?

cheese · 02-10-2006, 02:08 PM

hahaha filliam h. muffman, that was awesome.

The Rev · 02-10-2006, 02:09 PM

DIE, INFIDEL DOG!!!

The Rev

**Home Wrecker** · 02-10-2006, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sureshot

Muslims, ya gotta love 'em.

Or they'll kill you.

lol

kamikazi89 · 04-08-2008, 10:27 AM

02-10-2006, 09:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sureshot Can't-Get-Right Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Surrounded by the unimaginative Posts: 6,444 Thanks: 0 Thanked 19 Times in 16 Posts	Religion et al Saw this on another site: http://www.mingthemerciless.com/religion.html Although much smaller than real people, Jews must never be confused with Smurfs, as the two have had a much troubled and bloody history. Jews are completely unaware of the existence of Jesus, as they are too lazy to read the bible all the way to the end. They borrowed my Pavement CD and never gave it back. Hindus, or Buddhists, as they prefer to be called, ride around on cow's backs all day. They think they're so great. Hindus were out at the pub last night. They were wasted. They stayed really late. I mean, I left at about half one, and the Hindus we're still going strong. They all called in sick today. Big surprise. Muslims, ya gotta love 'em. Or they'll kill you. When they reach maturity, all Muslims are commanded to drive up a mountain in their four wheel drive off road vehicles, or "jihads", and catch a crab. Only then will they achieve their beards. All Muslims can fly. Scientologists like to lure people into their big tent for cakes, and then hit them with sticks. They like to sneak into your house when you're not there and fuck with your shit. Scientologists like to rape babies, then kill them, fuck the corpse, eat it, shit it out and then fuck the shit. Christians like Jesus. No, I mean they really like Jesus. They're nuts about him. They can't get enough of him. It's all "Jesus this" and "Jesus that". They're totally gay for him. Why don't they just go and marry Jesus, since they love him so much. I mean, Christ, get a room already. ____________________ ____ The rest of the site is pretty cool as well. Space: The Invisible Giant Crab: __________________ - The information in the above post is conjecture and the poster a figment of your imagination. - All images are computer generated or were taken in nations with forward thinking laws. o GrowFAQ o Add A Canna Grow Tip o Other Highs FAQ o Inquiring Minds FAQ o

02-10-2006, 02:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
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Ellis D. Guest Posts: n/a	lolololol

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Squeaks Guest Posts: n/a	ditto^ filliam h. muffman anyone?

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cheese rat in a cage Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bud Capital Canada Posts: 1,039 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	hahaha filliam h. muffman, that was awesome.

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