you know you're a stoner when...... - Page 2

James_Water2 · 05-20-2009, 08:19 PM

... you can get the Kotton Mouth Kings song "Rest of my Life" stuck in your head.

msicidron · 05-20-2009, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SageTree

They should say Sa-gan when his movies start. Like when you fire up a Sega game!

yes.

**SageTree** · 05-20-2009, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by James_Water2

... you can get the Kotton Mouth Kings song "Rest of my Life" stuck in your head.

When you listen to cotton mouth kings.....

Although I'm sure I've never heard a song by them.

bdog255 · 05-21-2009, 09:47 PM

When you check yahooka daily

05-22-2009, 03:07 PM

When you make a trip through the line at the buffet place and you have mac n cheese, cinnamon rolls, mashed potatoes and lime jello... Oh and maybe some banana pudding haha. People look at you like wtf...

alixrose · 05-23-2009, 08:55 PM

when you try to drink too fast because you have ridiculously bad cottonmouth and half of it dribbles down your chin.

err maybe that's just me

dubtrice · 05-23-2009, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Stoney

When you make a trip through the line at the buffet place and you have mac n cheese, cinnamon rolls, mashed potatoes and lime jello... Oh and maybe some banana pudding haha. People look at you like wtf...

i murder the buffet menus

bdog255 · 05-23-2009, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by alixrose

when you try to drink too fast because you have ridiculously bad cottonmouth and half of it dribbles down your chin.

err maybe that's just me

lol me 2! for some reason only when im stoned....

cheetobanditto · 05-27-2009, 09:40 PM

when you sit staring at a ceiling fan trying to count the blades as they pass but cant seem to get past ten without losing count.

Qui-Bong Jinn · 05-30-2009, 03:33 PM

rofl that made my day cheeto

trippintom · 05-30-2009, 10:37 PM

You know your a stoner when your friends dad comes n his room,and then you and ur friend try and hide it 5 minutes after he saw it. >.<

frinkstopher · 06-05-2009, 10:46 AM

when you look everywhere for papers, ride your bike a mile and a half to the store, pull out your wallet to pay for em and find the two packs that are always there but you never remember like i did today

**Mafoo** · 06-05-2009, 10:59 AM

when you leave for your 1030 class at 1030

Legen...dary! · 06-05-2009, 01:10 PM

When you're in a coffee shop looking for money to pay for your drink and you pull your bowl out of your pocket and set it on the counter while you keep searching.

MiseryxBuisness · 06-05-2009, 09:30 PM

When you find almost a full dime in some random place in your room for "safe keeping" several days..weeks later.

Dandaweedman · 06-05-2009, 09:55 PM

^ saved me from straightness a time er two.

wellfleation · 06-05-2009, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MiseryxBuisness

When you find almost a full dime in some random place in your room for "safe keeping" several days..weeks later.

I've done that. It sucks equally as much when you realize you misplaced it and can't find your herb as the relief you have after finding it a week or two later. The lesson I've learned is to never put my weed in a different spot than the norm, especially if I pop a few xanax bars.

James_Water2 · 06-06-2009, 10:02 PM

...when a waitress asks "baked, mashed, or french fries", you giggle cause she said baked...

...when your walking around and then you forgot where you were going...

wellfleation · 06-06-2009, 11:28 PM

Your vaporizer is always on so you can instantly utilize it whenever desired (e.g., wound vapes).

mothernature · 06-07-2009, 07:42 AM

When you try to "hide it from the kids" and catch yourself rolling one in front of the picture window (street side).

When the kids have seen you go into your stash so many times, it becomes the 'forbidden fruit' thing that they always go for when you leave the room.

05-23-2009, 08:55 PM	#26 (permalink)
alixrose YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 12 Thanks: 5 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	when you try to drink too fast because you have ridiculously bad cottonmouth and half of it dribbles down your chin. err maybe that's just me __________________ mmm bogart

05-27-2009, 09:40 PM	#29 (permalink)
cheetobanditto YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: virginia Posts: 54 Thanks: 1 Thanked 11 Times in 9 Posts	when you sit staring at a ceiling fan trying to count the blades as they pass but cant seem to get past ten without losing count. __________________

06-05-2009, 10:59 AM	#33 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	when you leave for your 1030 class at 1030 __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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Legen...dary! YaHookan Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 119 Thanks: 68 Thanked 30 Times in 20 Posts	When you're in a coffee shop looking for money to pay for your drink and you pull your bowl out of your pocket and set it on the counter while you keep searching. __________________ Time is a matter of fact when it's gone it'll never come back

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MiseryxBuisness YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Middle of nowhere Posts: 8 Thanks: 1 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	When you find almost a full dime in some random place in your room for "safe keeping" several days..weeks later. __________________ love and weed.

05-20-2009, 08:19 PM	#21 (permalink)
James_Water2 YaHookan Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 12 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	... you can get the Kotton Mouth Kings song "Rest of my Life" stuck in your head.

05-21-2009, 09:47 PM	#24 (permalink)
bdog255 YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 302 Thanks: 8 Thanked 36 Times in 28 Posts	When you check yahooka daily

05-22-2009, 03:07 PM	#25 (permalink)
Stoney Guest Posts: n/a	When you make a trip through the line at the buffet place and you have mac n cheese, cinnamon rolls, mashed potatoes and lime jello... Oh and maybe some banana pudding haha. People look at you like wtf...

05-30-2009, 03:33 PM	#30 (permalink)
Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 1,885 Thanks: 793 Thanked 385 Times in 294 Posts	rofl that made my day cheeto

05-30-2009, 10:37 PM	#31 (permalink)
trippintom YaHookan Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	You know your a stoner when your friends dad comes n his room,and then you and ur friend try and hide it 5 minutes after he saw it. >.<

06-05-2009, 10:46 AM	#32 (permalink)
frinkstopher YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	when you look everywhere for papers, ride your bike a mile and a half to the store, pull out your wallet to pay for em and find the two packs that are always there but you never remember like i did today

06-05-2009, 09:55 PM	#36 (permalink)
Dandaweedman Old School Join Date: May 2004 Location: At the Cabana Posts: 7,414 Thanks: 699 Thanked 760 Times in 613 Posts	^ saved me from straightness a time er two. __________________ Hanging in the Cabana

06-06-2009, 10:02 PM	#38 (permalink)
James_Water2 YaHookan Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 12 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	...when a waitress asks "baked, mashed, or french fries", you giggle cause she said baked... ...when your walking around and then you forgot where you were going...

06-06-2009, 11:28 PM	#39 (permalink)
wellfleation Old School Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Methuen, MASSHOLE Posts: 3,520 Thanks: 149 Thanked 467 Times in 333 Posts	Your vaporizer is always on so you can instantly utilize it whenever desired (e.g., wound vapes). __________________ FIGHTPOWER

06-07-2009, 07:42 AM	#40 (permalink)
mothernature ancientbongmaster Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,096 Thanks: 895 Thanked 615 Times in 394 Posts	When you try to "hide it from the kids" and catch yourself rolling one in front of the picture window (street side). When the kids have seen you go into your stash so many times, it becomes the 'forbidden fruit' thing that they always go for when you leave the room.

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