you know you're a stoner when...... - Page 3

PositiveVibez · 06-10-2009, 09:00 PM

You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home

Legen...dary! · 06-10-2009, 09:31 PM

Talking on the phone while looking for it, telling the guy on the other line "Hold on, I gotta find my phone".

Even worse... he says "Alright man, I'll wait"

yo. · 07-09-2009, 04:09 PM

when your always broke

SublimeStylez · 07-09-2009, 09:23 PM

When you find a week old ounce sitting in your inside jacket pocket. True story.

wellfleation · 07-09-2009, 09:54 PM

You're saving for your next bag in advance of your current stash running out.

I don't have weed tonight for the 1st time in a long time (6 months?). I can not buy another bag for two weeks. That last bowl I smoked last night knowing all this was telling. I know I am a stoner because I am psychologically addicted as I've been smoking regularly since I was 14 (a long time ago). No big deal. I just feel a little bummed for two days or so and then snap out of it. Prior to 6 months ago I used to smoke for two weeks straight and then not smoke for a month or more.

Oh, anyone who scrapes their bowl and smokes the resin.

Or anyone who invests a lot of $ on their smoking utilities.

Your vaporizer is always on.

You smoke so often no one knows you are high. This is me, especially with my vape (no smell). This is not because they are used to you acting silly or something, but just because your brain becomes accustomed to being high and so you just act normal just more relaxed - you don't lose your mental edge as other less experienced smokers sometimes do.

slapstick · 07-09-2009, 10:04 PM

^ truth.
I can go to a party and smoke a blunt to myself (no small feat in my world) and then walk out to the party and people will be shocked when I tell them I'm stoned.
"have you been smoking?"
"yeah, dude. I'm stoned out of my mind."
"you don't seem it!"

vickyyy? · 07-10-2009, 01:39 PM

when you're watching tv and when the commercials come on, you forget what you're watching.

nicksteg99 · 07-10-2009, 02:09 PM

like the stop sign one...
when your at a red stop light...stop..and go
hahaha
i did that last night
ha

**Mafoo** · 07-10-2009, 02:16 PM

ive been known to sit and wait for the stop sign to turn green

Mikey · 07-10-2009, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vickyyy?

when you're watching tv and when the commercials come on, you forget what you're watching.

haha that happens to me all the time

Blaze 323 · 07-11-2009, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vickyyy?

when you're watching tv and when the commercials come on, you forget what you're watching.

Every fuckin day.

slapstick · 07-11-2009, 10:01 AM

I'm guilty of that too.

Dr. Drew · 07-11-2009, 10:15 AM

when you make threads like this.

adventure · 07-12-2009, 09:34 AM

when you try and convince your dog you are not doing anything wrong... and promise him we will eventually get around to that walk you have been promising for 3 hours

vickyyy? · 07-12-2009, 06:52 PM

i do stuff like that with my cats!

krangs_androidbody · 07-12-2009, 07:03 PM

when you leave two hours later than you said you would because you had to get high/were too high

wellfleation · 07-12-2009, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krangs_androidbody

when you leave two hours later than you said you would because you had to get high/were too high

Nah, being a stoner does not equate to being irresponsible. Don't perpetuate the myth.

Dr. Drew · 07-12-2009, 11:08 PM

^^buzzkill

vickyyy? · 07-14-2009, 01:25 PM

whennn scooby snacks don't even phase you anymore.

HTAM · 07-14-2009, 01:41 PM

you borrow somebody's car to go to 7-11, alone. But then, you come back out and sit in the passenger's seat for 10 minutes waiting for the owner of the car to come out and drive you back.

Thank you to my friend Joel for that one.

06-10-2009, 09:31 PM	#42 (permalink)
Legen...dary! YaHookan Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 119 Thanks: 68 Thanked 30 Times in 20 Posts	Talking on the phone while looking for it, telling the guy on the other line "Hold on, I gotta find my phone". Even worse... he says "Alright man, I'll wait" __________________ Time is a matter of fact when it's gone it'll never come back

07-09-2009, 09:54 PM	#45 (permalink)
wellfleation Old School Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Methuen, MASSHOLE Posts: 3,520 Thanks: 149 Thanked 467 Times in 333 Posts	You're saving for your next bag in advance of your current stash running out. I don't have weed tonight for the 1st time in a long time (6 months?). I can not buy another bag for two weeks. That last bowl I smoked last night knowing all this was telling. I know I am a stoner because I am psychologically addicted as I've been smoking regularly since I was 14 (a long time ago). No big deal. I just feel a little bummed for two days or so and then snap out of it. Prior to 6 months ago I used to smoke for two weeks straight and then not smoke for a month or more. Oh, anyone who scrapes their bowl and smokes the resin. Or anyone who invests a lot of $ on their smoking utilities. Your vaporizer is always on. You smoke so often no one knows you are high. This is me, especially with my vape (no smell). This is not because they are used to you acting silly or something, but just because your brain becomes accustomed to being high and so you just act normal just more relaxed - you don't lose your mental edge as other less experienced smokers sometimes do. __________________ FIGHTPOWER Last edited by wellfleation; 07-09-2009 at 09:57 PM.

07-09-2009, 10:04 PM	#46 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	^ truth. I can go to a party and smoke a blunt to myself (no small feat in my world) and then walk out to the party and people will be shocked when I tell them I'm stoned. "have you been smoking?" "yeah, dude. I'm stoned out of my mind." "you don't seem it!" __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

07-10-2009, 02:16 PM	#49 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	ive been known to sit and wait for the stop sign to turn green __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

07-11-2009, 10:01 AM	#52 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I'm guilty of that too. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

06-10-2009, 09:00 PM	#41 (permalink)
PositiveVibez YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: In The Clouds Posts: 75 Thanks: 1 Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts	You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home

07-09-2009, 04:09 PM	#43 (permalink)
yo. Controversial Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SOCAL Posts: 1,207 Thanks: 676 Thanked 202 Times in 143 Posts	when your always broke

07-10-2009, 01:39 PM	#47 (permalink)
vickyyy? joined the dark side Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Jorja Posts: 178 Thanks: 20 Thanked 48 Times in 32 Posts	when you're watching tv and when the commercials come on, you forget what you're watching.

07-10-2009, 02:09 PM	#48 (permalink)
nicksteg99 YaHookan Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: milwaukee Posts: 32 Thanks: 9 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	like the stop sign one... when your at a red stop light...stop..and go hahaha i did that last night ha

07-12-2009, 09:34 AM	#54 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,526 Thanks: 1,567 Thanked 1,223 Times in 911 Posts	when you try and convince your dog you are not doing anything wrong... and promise him we will eventually get around to that walk you have been promising for 3 hours __________________ Coming Full Range

07-12-2009, 06:52 PM	#55 (permalink)
vickyyy? joined the dark side Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Jorja Posts: 178 Thanks: 20 Thanked 48 Times in 32 Posts	i do stuff like that with my cats!

07-12-2009, 07:03 PM	#56 (permalink)
krangs_androidbody Old School Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,343 Thanks: 37 Thanked 61 Times in 48 Posts	when you leave two hours later than you said you would because you had to get high/were too high

07-14-2009, 01:25 PM	#59 (permalink)
vickyyy? joined the dark side Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Jorja Posts: 178 Thanks: 20 Thanked 48 Times in 32 Posts	whennn scooby snacks don't even phase you anymore.

07-14-2009, 01:41 PM	#60 (permalink)
HTAM College- I go there. Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 2,126 Thanked 1,883 Times in 1,072 Posts	you borrow somebody's car to go to 7-11, alone. But then, you come back out and sit in the passenger's seat for 10 minutes waiting for the owner of the car to come out and drive you back. Thank you to my friend Joel for that one. __________________ Over?! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!! Hell NO!!

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