you know you're a stoner when...... - Page 4

Dr. Drew · 07-14-2009, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by vickyyy?

whennn scooby snacks don't even phase you anymore.

word,
I just take a big gulp of drank if I feel a little snackage in my mouth.

icsilk · 07-25-2009, 02:05 PM

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You know your a stoner when your friends dad comes n his room,and then you and ur friend try and hide it 5 minutes after he saw it. >.<

LMFBO, this kills me cuz it reminded me of something kinda similar ... years ago, many many years ago, I was locked up in an English prison and my girl (bird) had bought me up a latex glove thumb stuffed full of leaf (times were bad, lol) so me and my cellie, this ugly ass scottish fuck we called Jock (go figure) were smoking the hell out of it and likewise smoking up the cell.
after awhile two screws (guards) open the cell door, one was really cool and the other a tight ass, so the tight ass is throwing a fit "what is that smell", "what are you doing in here?" etc. The other cool one was just trying to get him the fuck out the cell, but we were so stoned and the tight ass was such an intimidating force at the time, he had been in there for 2-3 minutes, and I ripped open a tea bag (right in front of him mind you) and laid it on the table, to try to convince him he was smelling 'Old India', lmbo. Anyways finally the cool screw got the tight ass the fuck outta there and Jock and I were free to 'leaf' out the rest of the night.

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when you're watching tv and when the commercials come on, you forget what you're watching.

Shit, because of a life situation im in I only can smoke about once a week so I can keep flushed and clean for testing, and I still forget whether Im watching 'That 70's show', 'Seinfeld' or 'Family Guy' at commercials, lol

Mydriasis · 07-25-2009, 09:30 PM

When you buy a one-hitter so you don't go off the walls when you get a fatty satchel. Then you find yourself packing it every 2 minutes.

Higherthanamile that has happened to me haha.

Waiting for a stop-light to turn green is the worst...

How about you know your a stoner when looking at prime cannabis buds gives you some sort of sexual anticipation or even dare I say a half-chub.

Buds Bundy · 07-26-2009, 04:24 AM

when you put your sugar in the fridge

chefa da reefa · 07-26-2009, 01:01 PM

you know your a toner when you have a hiding place for your stash everywhere you go (friends house, car, living room, back yard, etc)

**Mafoo** · 07-26-2009, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Buds Bundy

when you put your sugar in the fridge

or when you put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge

The SARS Volta · 07-26-2009, 09:54 PM

i know i'm a stoner when i realize i am an individual who smokes marijuana on a consistent basis.

Dr. Drew · 07-26-2009, 10:09 PM

i don't get it..

edit

h i got it now, :0

Mr.Tree · 07-27-2009, 02:02 AM

this has already probly been said, but you know you're a stoner ( or elderly person) when you stand up to do something and forget what you were going to do and/or have something in your hand, and place it somewhere with absolutely no recollection of where you put it 1 minute later

Mr.Tree · 07-27-2009, 02:03 AM

haha and you know you are a stoner when you smoke weed and act as such

Qui-Bong Jinn · 07-29-2009, 05:51 PM

You know your a stoner when you let your dog in and wonder how he got in

slapstick · 07-29-2009, 09:04 PM

or you forget you have a new puppy.
"where did this little fucker come from? damn. I'm glad it wasn't some sort of ferocious dog bustin' in."

Color-Me-Cliche · 07-30-2009, 12:29 AM

you know your a stoner when some one asks you the time... and you uncontiously say "4:20". thanks to melissa, who after i said she was bat shit, she laughed and corrected herself by saying "sorry, i mean 8:30"

Bad dog · 07-30-2009, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Tree

this has already probly been said, but you know you're a stoner ( or elderly person) when you stand up to do something and forget what you were going to do and/or have something in your hand, and place it somewhere with absolutely no recollection of where you put it 1 minute later

Or your in the middle of saying something really important and interesting or half way through answering someone's question and................. YOU COMPLETELY FORGET WHAT THE FUCK IT IS THAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.

Reading a book anf forgetting how it ended, the day after finishing it.

The mental 'blank-out' that randomly siezes us, especially when we are trying to concentrate on something.

cheetobanditto · 08-14-2009, 12:31 AM

you can come up with an elaborate exscuse as to why your eyes are red the minuet you are asked.

when you find yourself debating with your friends about rather or not the weed you found on the floor is weed or something else only to find out its a peice of dirt when you try to break it up to put in the bong.

vickyyy? · 08-14-2009, 01:01 AM

when you're too high to realize that the weed you're about to smoke is dried dog shit.

Silverleaf · 08-14-2009, 01:11 AM

^ man. i never been that high.

vickyyy? · 08-14-2009, 01:16 AM

I would say "It was some good shit" but that could be interpreted in two ways...

Buds Bundy · 08-14-2009, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by cheetobanditto

when you find yourself debating with your friends about rather or not the weed you found on the floor is weed or something else only to find out its a peice of dirt when you try to break it up to put in the bong.

ahahahah
ive had that happen to me before when i was all out

zoltron · 08-14-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Tree

this has already probly been said, but you know you're a stoner ( or elderly person) when you stand up to do something and forget what you were going to do and/or have something in your hand, and place it somewhere with absolutely no recollection of where you put it 1 minute later

I actually fall under both categories: stoner & elderly person.

And I do that on a daily basis............... ....

07-25-2009, 09:30 PM	#63 (permalink)
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Buds Bundy Pervert Gentleman Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: vansterdam Posts: 407 Thanks: 30 Thanked 75 Times in 48 Posts	when you put your sugar in the fridge __________________ Prosty The HO-Man Atleast I'm MORON than YOU are

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chefa da reefa YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 40 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	you know your a toner when you have a hiding place for your stash everywhere you go (friends house, car, living room, back yard, etc) __________________

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Mr.Tree jujubee lord Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Detroit, Mich Posts: 520 Thanks: 108 Thanked 50 Times in 41 Posts	this has already probly been said, but you know you're a stoner ( or elderly person) when you stand up to do something and forget what you were going to do and/or have something in your hand, and place it somewhere with absolutely no recollection of where you put it 1 minute later __________________ "Marijuana is taken by musicians. And I'm not speaking about good musicians, but the jazz type..."

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Mr.Tree jujubee lord Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Detroit, Mich Posts: 520 Thanks: 108 Thanked 50 Times in 41 Posts	haha and you know you are a stoner when you smoke weed and act as such __________________ "Marijuana is taken by musicians. And I'm not speaking about good musicians, but the jazz type..."

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Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 1,885 Thanks: 793 Thanked 385 Times in 294 Posts	You know your a stoner when you let your dog in and wonder how he got in

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slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	or you forget you have a new puppy. "where did this little fucker come from? damn. I'm glad it wasn't some sort of ferocious dog bustin' in." __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

07-30-2009, 12:29 AM	#73 (permalink)
Color-Me-Cliche YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 48 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	you know your a stoner when some one asks you the time... and you uncontiously say "4:20". thanks to melissa, who after i said she was bat shit, she laughed and corrected herself by saying "sorry, i mean 8:30"

08-14-2009, 12:31 AM	#75 (permalink)
cheetobanditto YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: virginia Posts: 54 Thanks: 1 Thanked 11 Times in 9 Posts	you can come up with an elaborate exscuse as to why your eyes are red the minuet you are asked. when you find yourself debating with your friends about rather or not the weed you found on the floor is weed or something else only to find out its a peice of dirt when you try to break it up to put in the bong. __________________

08-14-2009, 01:01 AM	#76 (permalink)
vickyyy? joined the dark side Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Jorja Posts: 178 Thanks: 20 Thanked 48 Times in 32 Posts	when you're too high to realize that the weed you're about to smoke is dried dog shit.

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Silverleaf Toker Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: in the wild Posts: 497 Thanks: 202 Thanked 67 Times in 46 Posts	^ man. i never been that high. __________________

08-14-2009, 01:16 AM	#78 (permalink)
vickyyy? joined the dark side Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Jorja Posts: 178 Thanks: 20 Thanked 48 Times in 32 Posts	I would say "It was some good shit" but that could be interpreted in two ways...

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