you know you're a stoner when...... - Page 5

Qui-Bong Jinn · 08-19-2009, 07:20 PM

When you go to look for your pop tart, and notice its gone, then see a half eaten pop tart on your lap 5 minutes later. Happened to me lastnight.

pacman · 08-19-2009, 07:26 PM

when you compare everything you need to buy with how much weed you can buy instead

no_limit1 · 08-25-2009, 06:47 PM

^^
word

Mikey · 08-25-2009, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by That Stoner Kid

When you go to look for your pop tart, and notice its gone, then see a half eaten pop tart on your lap 5 minutes later. Happened to me lastnight.

when you put a pop tart down in the toaster and wait for it to get done, once u hear it pop up ur too lazy to go get it and tell yourself meh it can cool down in the toaster and once u go get it u realised while u were waiting for it to cool all the icing frosting melted to the metal wire sides of said toaster

wellfleation · 08-25-2009, 08:08 PM

When you are at the beach, leave for the parking lot (away from fam), spark up a bowl in front of a bunch of strangers with no attempt to conceal and don't give a shit what people think. The funny thing is most people don't seem to blink an eye for the most part. Probably b/c most people at the beaches we go to are of a younger crowd? Or maybe it's liberal Mass/So. NH?

doc. · 08-25-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pacman

when you compare everything you need to buy with how much weed you can buy instead

this!

Makros_01 · 08-26-2009, 12:18 AM

you now you're a stoner when, at 2am you say to yourself:
"I'll just have one last cone before choofin off t bed" and it really means..
"I'll have myself a few primers and watch another movie...any more dip?"

Pocobird420 · 08-26-2009, 09:06 AM

you trip over the pattern in the carpet.

Mikey · 08-26-2009, 09:07 AM

^ lol

Peace seeker · 08-26-2009, 12:34 PM

when you grow indoors AND outdoors

when you carry water in a backpack at 40C heat, for a mile, just to water your plants

when you label your weed according to phenotypes

when you take your toddler to the play park, wearing a James Bong t-shirt

when you can name 10 connoseur strains from the top of yer head

**farmergiles** · 08-27-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Peace seeker

when you grow indoors AND outdoors

when you carry water in a backpack at 40C heat, for a mile, just to water your plants

when you label your weed according to phenotypes

when you take your toddler to the play park, wearing a James Bong t-shirt

That's being a stoner's stoner.

C_ka · 08-28-2009, 02:10 AM

when you brush your teeth think that your tooth brush looks strange, finish and realize its your flatmates

Mikey · 08-28-2009, 10:36 AM

eeesh thats gotta be nasty unless ur roomate is a hot chick

btw i had to google what a flatmate was lol

Drunkplatypus6 · 08-28-2009, 02:43 PM

When you make a Nader out of a water bottle you find in the trash at a park.

shifty12 · 09-04-2009, 02:01 PM

You almost cum when the drum beat from " In the Air Tonight " comes on... I had to pull over on the highway this morning because I was gonna cause an accident.

Air drum anyone! ..

**Mafoo** · 09-04-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by wellfleation

When you are at the beach, leave for the parking lot (away from fam), spark up a bowl in front of a bunch of strangers with no attempt to conceal and don't give a shit what people think. The funny thing is most people don't seem to blink an eye for the most part. Probably b/c most people at the beaches we go to are of a younger crowd? Or maybe it's liberal Mass/So. NH?

im a big fan of this. it seems beach goers just dont care. we usually roll into the parking lot and chill for a good while having a sesh in the car. then we all trudge out to the beach and giggle at the sun

beach n bud = nothing better

Buds Bundy · 09-04-2009, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by shifty12

You almost cum when the drum beat from " In the Air Tonight " comes on... I had to pull over on the highway this morning because I was gonna cause an accident.

Air drum anyone! ..

that song is awesome
in may when me and my buddies went camping we had the sattelite radio going and it came on that was pretty cool

slapstick · 09-04-2009, 04:29 PM

I'll second the value of sattelite radio. I'm a fan of real camping, but goddamn my friend's radio was a nice touch when we were smoking blunts on the lake. good times.

topikamew · 09-11-2009, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by alixrose

when you try to drink too fast because you have ridiculously bad cottonmouth and half of it dribbles down your chin.

err maybe that's just me

HAHAH i just did that..

Ganjua · 09-11-2009, 11:56 PM

When it takes you an hour to realize that your computer isn't slow, its frozen.

You know you're brother is a stoner when he asks you a question, and halfway through answering his question he asks you what the fuck you're talking about.

08-25-2009, 08:08 PM	#85 (permalink)
wellfleation Old School Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Methuen, MASSHOLE Posts: 3,520 Thanks: 149 Thanked 467 Times in 333 Posts	When you are at the beach, leave for the parking lot (away from fam), spark up a bowl in front of a bunch of strangers with no attempt to conceal and don't give a shit what people think. The funny thing is most people don't seem to blink an eye for the most part. Probably b/c most people at the beaches we go to are of a younger crowd? Or maybe it's liberal Mass/So. NH? __________________ FIGHTPOWER

08-26-2009, 12:18 AM	#87 (permalink)
Makros_01 Old School Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 639 Thanks: 17 Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts	you now you're a stoner when, at 2am you say to yourself: "I'll just have one last cone before choofin off t bed" and it really means.. "I'll have myself a few primers and watch another movie...any more dip?" __________________ sometimes i'm drunk.

08-26-2009, 09:06 AM	#88 (permalink)
Pocobird420 thats what she said Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Beautiful Niagara Posts: 70 Thanks: 7 Thanked 16 Times in 10 Posts	you trip over the pattern in the carpet. __________________ Everybody should believe in something...I believe i will have another drink.

08-26-2009, 09:07 AM	#89 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	^ lol __________________ RIP Gov

08-28-2009, 02:10 AM	#92 (permalink)
C_ka Safe mode Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: New Zealand Posts: 935 Thanks: 147 Thanked 31 Times in 26 Posts	when you brush your teeth think that your tooth brush looks strange, finish and realize its your flatmates __________________ "yes i smoke shit straight off the roach clip.." - Cypress Hill "Years ago I recognized my kinship with all living things, and I made up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on the earth. I said then and I say now, that while there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; while there is a soul in prison, I am not free." — Eugene V. Debs [KEEP NZ GREEN]

08-19-2009, 07:20 PM	#81 (permalink)
Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 1,885 Thanks: 793 Thanked 385 Times in 294 Posts	When you go to look for your pop tart, and notice its gone, then see a half eaten pop tart on your lap 5 minutes later. Happened to me lastnight.

08-19-2009, 07:26 PM	#82 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	when you compare everything you need to buy with how much weed you can buy instead

08-25-2009, 06:47 PM	#83 (permalink)
no_limit1 Old School Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 294 Thanks: 30 Thanked 12 Times in 9 Posts	^^ word

08-26-2009, 12:34 PM	#90 (permalink)
Peace seeker free the herb Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 6,830 Thanks: 749 Thanked 530 Times in 376 Posts	when you grow indoors AND outdoors when you carry water in a backpack at 40C heat, for a mile, just to water your plants when you label your weed according to phenotypes when you take your toddler to the play park, wearing a James Bong t-shirt when you can name 10 connoseur strains from the top of yer head

08-28-2009, 10:36 AM	#93 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	eeesh thats gotta be nasty unless ur roomate is a hot chick btw i had to google what a flatmate was lol __________________ RIP Gov

08-28-2009, 02:43 PM	#94 (permalink)
Drunkplatypus6 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Riverside RhodeIsland Posts: 13 Thanks: 16 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	When you make a Nader out of a water bottle you find in the trash at a park.

09-04-2009, 02:01 PM	#95 (permalink)
shifty12 YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	You almost cum when the drum beat from " In the Air Tonight " comes on... I had to pull over on the highway this morning because I was gonna cause an accident. Air drum anyone! ..

09-04-2009, 04:29 PM	#98 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I'll second the value of sattelite radio. I'm a fan of real camping, but goddamn my friend's radio was a nice touch when we were smoking blunts on the lake. good times. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

09-11-2009, 11:56 PM	#100 (permalink)
Ganjua YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	When it takes you an hour to realize that your computer isn't slow, its frozen. You know you're brother is a stoner when he asks you a question, and halfway through answering his question he asks you what the fuck you're talking about.

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