you know you're a stoner when......

crazydiamond06 · 05-18-2009, 07:52 AM

list some indications of being a stoner...

when you look at anything and try to figure out how to turn it into a bong

Meth0d · 05-18-2009, 09:02 AM

You roll a joint for the morning before you go to bed at night

Bearsy · 05-18-2009, 09:20 AM

This has been done to death. I'm pretty sure there's a 50+ page thread somewhere.

dubtrice · 05-18-2009, 09:30 AM

you know youre a stoner when you start another "you know youre a stoner" thread

msicidron · 05-18-2009, 05:50 PM

when you stop caring about hiding those dumb tendencies that everyone has but are sometimes thought of as stonerish, start to not care whether or not people think you are a stoner, and are subsequently labeled by douches as a stoner....

msicidron · 05-18-2009, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meth0d

You roll a joint for the morning before you go to bed at night

naaah i love the whole process of rolling joints it gets me all pumped and in ritual mode.

so i like to roll it right before i smoke it

**Mafoo** · 05-18-2009, 06:09 PM

you know you are a stoner when you actually believe all the stereotypes about smoking weed.

all i gotta say is Carl Sagan

05-19-2009, 12:38 PM

When you find yourself sitting at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green

**Mafoo** · 05-19-2009, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoney

When you find yourself sitting at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green

sooo many times

crazydiamond06 · 05-19-2009, 04:02 PM

haha thats awesome i've never heard that before

Let's Chill · 05-19-2009, 05:08 PM

when you search for your cell phone while talking on it.

Cerpin Taxt · 05-19-2009, 05:46 PM

When you cough up little chunks of tar from your lungs.

Or, in my case as of the other night, a solid chunk the size of a dime

Meth0d · 05-19-2009, 06:24 PM

You roll a joint, light it and go to ash it and see the joint you smoked 1/2 of and forgot about 20 minutes ago.

05-19-2009, 07:07 PM

When somehow you only put visine in one eye while getting ready, see your one red eye in the rear view mirror on your way to work and get paranoid.... wonder if you have pink eye

dubtrice · 05-19-2009, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meth0d

You roll a joint, light it and go to ash it and see the joint you smoked 1/2 of and forgot about 20 minutes ago.

more than once in a day and you're classified as a Pot Head

**SageTree** · 05-19-2009, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mafoo

you know you are a stoner when you actually believe all the stereotypes about smoking weed.
all i gotta say is Carl Sagan

They should say Sa-gan when his movies start. Like when you fire up a Sega game!

You know you're a stoner when you hide your weed in a new spot everynight. And lose track of it once a day.

the-who? · 05-20-2009, 11:56 AM

when you smoka da weed

verklingen · 05-20-2009, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Let's Chill

when you search for your cell phone while talking on it.

or desperately searching the the lighter that's already in your hand

05-20-2009, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turmaline

lighting a cigarette and smiking it for 5 minutes then realizing it's not lit.

Haha I do that shit all the time.

Meth0d · 05-20-2009, 01:06 PM

I forgot what I was going to post...

05-18-2009, 07:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
crazydiamond06 YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 68 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts	you know you're a stoner when...... list some indications of being a stoner... when you look at anything and try to figure out how to turn it into a bong

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Meth0d Senator of Sativa Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: In my Head Posts: 2,113 Thanks: 9 Thanked 50 Times in 36 Posts	You roll a joint for the morning before you go to bed at night __________________ -Life begins at 3am Vive La Revolution :finger: -My Rods and Cones are freakin out man!

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msicidron vibing Join Date: May 2007 Location: North America Posts: 959 Thanks: 229 Thanked 157 Times in 122 Posts	when you stop caring about hiding those dumb tendencies that everyone has but are sometimes thought of as stonerish, start to not care whether or not people think you are a stoner, and are subsequently labeled by douches as a stoner.... __________________ \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,973 Thanks: 3,775 Thanked 2,651 Times in 1,697 Posts	you know you are a stoner when you actually believe all the stereotypes about smoking weed. all i gotta say is Carl Sagan __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	When you cough up little chunks of tar from your lungs. Or, in my case as of the other night, a solid chunk the size of a dime __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts

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dubtrice Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: USA Posts: 408 Thanks: 87 Thanked 55 Times in 41 Posts	you know youre a stoner when you start another "you know youre a stoner" thread

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Stoney Guest Posts: n/a	When you find yourself sitting at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green

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crazydiamond06 YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 68 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts	haha thats awesome i've never heard that before

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Let's Chill Old School Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 401 Thanks: 35 Thanked 36 Times in 30 Posts	when you search for your cell phone while talking on it.

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Meth0d Senator of Sativa Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: In my Head Posts: 2,113 Thanks: 9 Thanked 50 Times in 36 Posts	You roll a joint, light it and go to ash it and see the joint you smoked 1/2 of and forgot about 20 minutes ago. __________________ -Life begins at 3am Vive La Revolution :finger: -My Rods and Cones are freakin out man!

05-19-2009, 07:07 PM	#14 (permalink)
Stoney Guest Posts: n/a	When somehow you only put visine in one eye while getting ready, see your one red eye in the rear view mirror on your way to work and get paranoid.... wonder if you have pink eye

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Meth0d Senator of Sativa Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: In my Head Posts: 2,113 Thanks: 9 Thanked 50 Times in 36 Posts	I forgot what I was going to post... __________________ -Life begins at 3am Vive La Revolution :finger: -My Rods and Cones are freakin out man!

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