What do do with crappy weed? - Page 2

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 06-21-2009, 02:56 PM

it also depends how thoroughly it was cured in the first place. might take longer than that even.

try putting the wet buds on top of an old CRT monitor or something. any type of moderate heat source will do.

Dr. Drew · 06-21-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dubtrice

ive done it before with schwag

I broke it down as well as I could, with my hands; it was in little chunks since it was compressed weed.
I threw it in at the same time I threw the noodles in; boiled for three minutes.
After eating all the noodles I made sure to drink all of the juice/water left over and I also ate any little chunks left behind, by then it tasted like shrimp so it wasnt hard to eat.

I shit you not, I had the BEST high I have ever had, EVER, an hour later.

I wasn't high off of my ass, but it was the "best" ive ever felt being stoned, extreme body high. I was floating around the block.

I probably threw in 2-3+ grams.

weed isn't water soluble....

placebo?

the-who? · 06-21-2009, 07:46 PM

roll it all into a bunch of joints and put them in a pack or something.

1. take them to a party. it's cheap weed, so no worries if that girls ugly friends want to join the sesh. they'll all be too drunk to even notice its schwag. you'll be the shit when u bust out a tin of pre rolled joints. You just got a hand job thanks to the schwag.

2. smoke before sleeping? It's a waste of weed but I still do it. Buy some exos, smoke them during the AM, and save the regs for late night tokes.

3. Don't pay for it.

leet tips huh? newb. :P

Canuck Wisdom · 06-21-2009, 07:50 PM

Its possible there is something in the noodles that breaks down and the thc can absorb into... but yea, I dont see how it works either.

dubtrice · 06-21-2009, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Drew

weed isn't water soluble....

placebo?

no fucking way in this god forsaken hell we call life that it was placebo

I was higher than a giraffes ass, I didn't even expect to that high, I just figured I would have a cool buzz for a few hours.

it may not be water soluble, but I guess it didn't matter since I ate all of the weed chunks, idk ill have to look into it some more. Someone here should give it a shot, I cant smoke/eat herbs anymore

slapstick · 06-21-2009, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the-who?

roll it all into a bunch of joints and put them in a pack or something.

1. take them to a party. it's cheap weed, so no worries if that girls ugly friends want to join the sesh. they'll all be too drunk to even notice its schwag. you'll be the shit when u bust out a tin of pre rolled joints. You just got a hand job thanks to the schwag.

leet tips huh? newb. :P

thats pretty crafty. I dig it.

osirus2020 · 06-21-2009, 09:11 PM

Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up...

...Inhale, exhale.

The Who has it down, but you could just roll a couple fat blunts and smoke with a couple of your friends.

cantSEEme · 06-21-2009, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Storm Crow

Have you thought of water curing it? Takes a few days, but you end up with smooth smoke.

You will need a wide mouth jar or bowl (glass is best), some way to weigh the pot down and water. You soak the weed 24 hours and then pour off the water gently. Refill and repeat until the water is clean looking. It will take at least 3 goes. A lot of folks do a 7 day water cure.

Spread the drained pot out when you are satisfied that the water is clear. Put a fan on it to dry it. When dry, it will have ZERO bag appeal, and not much taste but will smoke smooth! THC does NOT mix with water, so you will not lose any THC. You will lose ferts, terpines and chlorophyll- none of which will get you high.

Granny

ftw.

if you dont mind waiting three weeks, you could also make some green dragon. first, decarb your weed by placing in a single layer on a cookie sheet, and baking in oven @ about 210-220 degrees for about 5-10 minutes. then, just put the bud in the strongest bottle of alcohol you can find (everclear would be best), and let it sit for a minimum of two-three weeks. all the thc will be absorbed into the alc, and you can mix it with something. cant drink everclear straight, you'll burn your guts. but it will work with any proof.

DO NOT use rubbing alcohol, or methyl alcohol.

John F. Kerry · 06-22-2009, 09:55 AM

ok i want some more info about this water curing thing has anyone every tried it ? sounds kinda crazy but intriguing.

the best way to get rid of crappy weed as others are saying is to bring it out to seshes with other people and match as much as u can with it- that way u smoke half of it and half of someone elses shit which is hopefully more dank.

Peace seeker · 06-22-2009, 11:59 AM

dont smoke crappy weed

stoneric · 06-22-2009, 01:43 PM

Which is easily accomplished by growing ones own.

slapstick · 06-22-2009, 02:04 PM

or turn it into iso hash.
how much of this lousy weed do you have?

cantSEEme · 06-22-2009, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by John F. Kerry

ok i want some more info about this water curing thing has anyone every tried it ? sounds kinda crazy but intriguing.

when you make cannabutter, you add water. the water itself absorbs most of the nasty shit like chlorophyll in the bud, while the fats in the butter absorb the cannabinoids. im guessing its a lot like that. but ive never tried this water cure thing myself. never really had to.

Mikey · 06-22-2009, 09:23 PM

just bring water to a boil
add a brick of butter to it until it melts
then put ounce of pot in it
and simmer for 4-6 hours

cantSEEme · 06-22-2009, 09:25 PM

i prefer to use a crock-pot set on low for 8-12 hours. no loss of thc through heat, better quality product imo.

Mikey · 06-22-2009, 09:44 PM

some of use dont have crock pot sets

and i usually gotta get it done in less then 6 hours and air the house out before teh kid gets home from school lol

nicksteg99 · 07-09-2009, 11:01 AM

ahh
ive had similar
vape if you have one
makes everything taste like candy the first baggg
...you could use a swisher or a white owl...that definitely destroys the flavor

Drunkplatypus6 · 07-10-2009, 04:33 PM

you have to smoke it untill you can't taste it any more.

_tyranT · 07-10-2009, 04:45 PM

Sell it for half off.

or cook it.

grind it up and get the kief from it.

scottishbastard · 07-11-2009, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Drew

the whole point of this thread is talking abotu cheap shitty weed, mate.

and you cant just throw bud in boiling water with ramen noodles...
I mean you could,,, but you wouldn't want to.

HAhaha.. When I read that I laughed and snot shot out of my nose....I think you're right...That's kinda wiggity wiggity whack. hahaha...But all Thc needs is fat, so I guess if it's like chicken broth or whatever it would probably work...but you'd probably have to let it sit for a while...And then instead of smoking shitty tasting weed he'd just have to chew and swallow shitty tasting weed hahaha.
I don't know what the hell ramen noodles have in it. But I believe it has broth or meat or whatever in it so....No animals for me.

06-21-2009, 07:46 PM	#23 (permalink)
the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 934 Thanks: 15 Thanked 161 Times in 118 Posts	roll it all into a bunch of joints and put them in a pack or something. 1. take them to a party. it's cheap weed, so no worries if that girls ugly friends want to join the sesh. they'll all be too drunk to even notice its schwag. you'll be the shit when u bust out a tin of pre rolled joints. You just got a hand job thanks to the schwag. 2. smoke before sleeping? It's a waste of weed but I still do it. Buy some exos, smoke them during the AM, and save the regs for late night tokes. 3. Don't pay for it. leet tips huh? newb. :P __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

06-22-2009, 02:04 PM	#32 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	or turn it into iso hash. how much of this lousy weed do you have? __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

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Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	just bring water to a boil add a brick of butter to it until it melts then put ounce of pot in it and simmer for 4-6 hours __________________ RIP Gov

06-22-2009, 09:25 PM	#35 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	i prefer to use a crock-pot set on low for 8-12 hours. no loss of thc through heat, better quality product imo. __________________

06-22-2009, 09:44 PM	#36 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	some of use dont have crock pot sets and i usually gotta get it done in less then 6 hours and air the house out before teh kid gets home from school lol __________________ RIP Gov

06-21-2009, 02:56 PM	#21 (permalink)
~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	it also depends how thoroughly it was cured in the first place. might take longer than that even. try putting the wet buds on top of an old CRT monitor or something. any type of moderate heat source will do.

06-22-2009, 09:55 AM	#29 (permalink)
John F. Kerry Weiner-stache Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,643 Thanks: 1,772 Thanked 454 Times in 328 Posts	ok i want some more info about this water curing thing has anyone every tried it ? sounds kinda crazy but intriguing. the best way to get rid of crappy weed as others are saying is to bring it out to seshes with other people and match as much as u can with it- that way u smoke half of it and half of someone elses shit which is hopefully more dank.

06-22-2009, 11:59 AM	#30 (permalink)
Peace seeker free the herb Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 6,830 Thanks: 749 Thanked 530 Times in 376 Posts	dont smoke crappy weed

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stoneric bougeman Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,223 Thanks: 431 Thanked 1,246 Times in 892 Posts	Which is easily accomplished by growing ones own.

07-09-2009, 11:01 AM	#37 (permalink)
nicksteg99 YaHookan Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: milwaukee Posts: 32 Thanks: 9 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	ahh ive had similar vape if you have one makes everything taste like candy the first baggg ...you could use a swisher or a white owl...that definitely destroys the flavor

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Drunkplatypus6 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Riverside RhodeIsland Posts: 13 Thanks: 16 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	you have to smoke it untill you can't taste it any more.

07-10-2009, 04:45 PM	#39 (permalink)
_tyranT Old School Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: ohio Posts: 1,574 Thanks: 12 Thanked 41 Times in 29 Posts	Sell it for half off. or cook it. grind it up and get the kief from it.

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