Ass hit = smoking a dog

Mercury · 06-29-2009, 05:18 PM

I think I've come up with a perfect comparison here. We all know what it's like to hit a bowl that is completely spent and there is that horrible ash taste mixed with lighter fluid and all that musty stuff. It tastes horrible yet all too familiar... wet dog.

That shit tastes like you loaded up a small dirty dog into your bowl and smoked it.

Dozer McDozer · 06-29-2009, 05:26 PM

i dunno man... i did swim recently with a dog but i didn't make that connection...

guess i will see then.

Mercury · 06-29-2009, 05:29 PM

^ah swimming with dogs.... one of lifes simple joys

Dozer McDozer · 06-29-2009, 05:55 PM

haha it was pretty great until when i made her jump off a ledge with me into the river. she kinda freaked out and wanted to climb onto me. so i ended up with quite a few scratches before she calmed down.

ah whats awesome is when dogs are playing full on with each other. its like the excitement in them spills over into you.

haha i got a bowl to smoke soon but its good weed. reg though... now i'm thinkin that yeah, it does leave a somewhat similar taste

oh but dude... theres worse smells for a dog to have than being wet. like when they roll in dead shit.

Flamingnun · 06-29-2009, 06:31 PM

The day my dog rolled in deer-shit, oddly coincided with the day my dog learned how to swim. It didn't like it.

Dozer McDozer · 06-29-2009, 06:36 PM

Dr. Drew · 06-29-2009, 08:08 PM

that's funny, because smoking dog tastes like wet ass.

Cerebro · 06-29-2009, 08:21 PM

we had a neighbour that only used the house as a weekender
we were a 10min walk to the beach
i can remember a few times my dogs raided their garbage bins after their leftover prawn heads had festered nicely
i can also remember the scratches from the time she got caught in a bad rip (coastal currents)
i'm a dog trainer, and i love ass-hits, so i think you're on to something
wet dog ftw

Linkey · 06-29-2009, 09:13 PM

use good weed and light it with a hemp wick. it makes the ass hit more like a meh hit

Mercury · 06-29-2009, 09:38 PM

what is this hemp wick you speak of?

vickyyy? · 06-30-2009, 01:58 AM

it gets me in the mood.

Mikey · 06-30-2009, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vickyyy?

it gets me in the mood.

baller.

vickyyy? · 06-30-2009, 09:08 AM

funny thing, i had a dream that i was swimming with a dog. then for some reason i smelled it, and it smelled like hot summer ass.

i do not kid.

**Mafoo** · 06-30-2009, 10:59 AM

the only time i notice the taste of the ash is when its that gnarly brownish colored shit. you know the herb wasnt flushed correctly because you can taste this chemical burning taste in the back of your throat. ick

stonerkid · 06-30-2009, 01:36 PM

around here we call that the booty or the boots

burnt_hiphophead · 06-30-2009, 03:55 PM

kind of on topic, I was at a trivia night a little bit ago and one question was what do some Asian restaurants refer to as "fragrant meat"?

Uhhh yeah it was dog.

Thus, I think we should start calling cashed bowls 'fragrant' bowls.

verklingen · 07-01-2009, 08:39 AM

take bigger hits!

Mydriasis · 07-01-2009, 10:50 PM

cashed or kicked bowls... YEWY EWY!!!
Story time:
I have a friend that never kicks bowls he just packs ontop... I ripped a fresh pipe of some headies(my treat right) and almost barfed because it was half ash(scooooby snacks). I asked him when he last kicked it and he said something along the lines of "I dunno like a week ago or so but I stir it every other session". That is so awful... If a cigarette smoker smokes something and claims it's almost worthy of regurgitation there is a problem...

Continue on as normal

Cerebro · 07-01-2009, 11:41 PM

I had a girlfriend, Chris. She thought it was wasteful, so we all used to pass 'the Chris' to Chris. Some people are funny like that.

bdog255 · 07-14-2009, 10:49 PM

scooby snacks.

06-29-2009, 05:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	Ass hit = smoking a dog I think I've come up with a perfect comparison here. We all know what it's like to hit a bowl that is completely spent and there is that horrible ash taste mixed with lighter fluid and all that musty stuff. It tastes horrible yet all too familiar... wet dog. That shit tastes like you loaded up a small dirty dog into your bowl and smoked it.

06-29-2009, 05:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dozer McDozer YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 769 Thanks: 158 Thanked 86 Times in 77 Posts	i dunno man... i did swim recently with a dog but i didn't make that connection... guess i will see then. __________________ Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance. - Albert Einstein Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend - i'll get his name once i get book back

06-29-2009, 05:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dozer McDozer YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 769 Thanks: 158 Thanked 86 Times in 77 Posts	haha it was pretty great until when i made her jump off a ledge with me into the river. she kinda freaked out and wanted to climb onto me. so i ended up with quite a few scratches before she calmed down. ah whats awesome is when dogs are playing full on with each other. its like the excitement in them spills over into you. haha i got a bowl to smoke soon but its good weed. reg though... now i'm thinkin that yeah, it does leave a somewhat similar taste oh but dude... theres worse smells for a dog to have than being wet. like when they roll in dead shit. __________________ Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance. - Albert Einstein Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend - i'll get his name once i get book back

06-29-2009, 06:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	The day my dog rolled in deer-shit, oddly coincided with the day my dog learned how to swim. It didn't like it. __________________

06-29-2009, 06:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dozer McDozer YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 769 Thanks: 158 Thanked 86 Times in 77 Posts	__________________ Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance. - Albert Einstein Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend - i'll get his name once i get book back

06-29-2009, 05:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	^ah swimming with dogs.... one of lifes simple joys

06-29-2009, 09:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
Linkey . Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: USA Posts: 1,463 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 425 Thanked 235 Times in 75 Posts	use good weed and light it with a hemp wick. it makes the ass hit more like a meh hit

06-29-2009, 09:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	what is this hemp wick you speak of?

06-30-2009, 01:58 AM	#11 (permalink)
vickyyy? joined the dark side Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Jorja Posts: 134 Thanks: 20 Thanked 48 Times in 32 Posts	it gets me in the mood.

06-30-2009, 09:08 AM	#13 (permalink)
vickyyy? joined the dark side Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Jorja Posts: 134 Thanks: 20 Thanked 48 Times in 32 Posts	funny thing, i had a dream that i was swimming with a dog. then for some reason i smelled it, and it smelled like hot summer ass. i do not kid.

06-30-2009, 10:59 AM	#14 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,973 Thanks: 3,775 Thanked 2,651 Times in 1,697 Posts	the only time i notice the taste of the ash is when its that gnarly brownish colored shit. you know the herb wasnt flushed correctly because you can taste this chemical burning taste in the back of your throat. ick __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

07-01-2009, 08:39 AM	#17 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	take bigger hits! __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

07-01-2009, 10:50 PM	#18 (permalink)
Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,293 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	cashed or kicked bowls... YEWY EWY!!! Story time: I have a friend that never kicks bowls he just packs ontop... I ripped a fresh pipe of some headies(my treat right) and almost barfed because it was half ash(scooooby snacks). I asked him when he last kicked it and he said something along the lines of "I dunno like a week ago or so but I stir it every other session". That is so awful... If a cigarette smoker smokes something and claims it's almost worthy of regurgitation there is a problem... Continue on as normal __________________ ۞

07-14-2009, 10:49 PM	#20 (permalink)
bdog255 YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 302 Thanks: 8 Thanked 36 Times in 28 Posts	scooby snacks.

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