How do you smoke a joint in your room and cover the smoke? - Page 2

nicksteg99 · 07-14-2009, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by sublimerig

everyone has already said it, but just use a bowl or a bong dude. that way you can just put a quarter or your thumb or something over it to squelch the smoke. also, if you have some loot sitting around you should consider getting a vaporizer. the smell factor is greatly decreased.

i agree with sublimerig
my vaporizer has really no smell
and the smell that it does have..no one can figure out what it is because its different than that of joints,pipes,etc
get a cheap one
and you'll love it

**AlteredStateGrl** · 07-14-2009, 11:07 AM

i think this matter has been settled by the overwhelming "thanks" given to pacman in post #8. anything else anyone adds is just mindless chatter.

Verdict!

Quote:

Originally Posted by pacman

quit bein a bitch and smoke outside. you're going to get caught if you light up in your room

/bangs gavel

life like weeds · 07-15-2009, 07:32 PM

holy crap its summer time and you can't go outside to smoke a joint?? are you south of the equator amigo cuz where i am it was 110 today. nuthin like smoke a spliff in the pool

nicksteg99 · 07-15-2009, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by life like weeds

holy crap its summer time and you can't go outside to smoke a joint?? are you south of the equator amigo cuz where i am it was 110 today. nuthin like smoke a spliff in the pool

how bout on the lake with a jetski?
ha
i was scared

life like weeds · 07-16-2009, 02:37 PM

ahhhhaha that sounds hilarious.
i've never been on a jetski but after watching that scene in Hitch with Will Smith while waiting for my name to be called for jury duty, i'd have second thoughts.

Mr. O · 07-17-2009, 05:17 PM

Take a dump on the floor and throw up in the corner first. Problem solved.

Parallax · 07-17-2009, 08:37 PM

smoke opium to cover up the smell

Nug_King · 07-18-2009, 12:47 PM

If your going to be trying to smoke J's in your room for more than one occasion I'd reccomend getting a REAL fan to suck the air out the room. And by that I mean a squirrel fan. These things are used when serious ventilation is needed, like glass blowing, kilns, warehouses, grow ops, etc. It will turn over a rooms air volume quick and completely. Here is an example I (quickly) found on ebay...

500 CFM Squirrel Cage Fan - eBay (item 150358681144 end time Jul-19-09 21:59:08 PDT)

I'd make a cardboard cutout to fit your window, make a hole for the exhaust duct on the fan, and smoke away. If the smell can still be smelled, I want some of your nugs!

smokinrav · 07-19-2009, 01:09 PM

Since I think no one has come out and directly said it the reason you can't smoke joints and be stealthy is the ever-to-be poorly named secondhand smoke, the stuff that burns off without going through your lungs.

Just like cigs, cigars or pipe tobacco smoke, you get a J's secondhand smoke on you or your surroundings and the smell will be identifiable for a while. Even bowls with caps are rarely perfect and can smell up your fingers or hands.

To be perfectly stealth, you must use a one hitter. Using one on a bong is even better. Sorry folks, but my 35 years of smoking finds this to be the end of the discussion, be it smoking in a room or a car.

DukeXX · 07-20-2009, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

word and at least dont smoke joints those smell something nasty

Said the person whos avater is a someone smoking a joint

Grieves · 07-20-2009, 02:03 PM

yeah he can smoke joints, you can't...

herbalist · 07-20-2009, 02:19 PM

Get two metal coat hangers, slide one through the other at 90 degrees. Then get a big bin bag and open it up, slide the two coat hangers in the bag. Delicately get the two hooks through the bin bag in the middle, hang from the light, get inside and light the joint. You will get really stoned or you will faint from lack of oxygen.

Waves · 07-20-2009, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeXX

Said the person whos avater is a someone smoking a joint

thats a cigarette.

also, hes outside. at night.

Being · 07-20-2009, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl

i think this matter has been settled by the overwhelming "thanks" given to pacman in post #8. anything else anyone adds is just mindless chatter.

Verdict!

/bangs gavel

.,

the-who? · 07-20-2009, 06:11 PM

uh you don't. its like trying to smoke a cigarette in your room and expecting it not to smell like cigarettes. a joint is constantly burning, when you are trying to covert smoke, you do one hitters foo.

and since you don't care for the one option that actually works.. you outta luck

icsilk · 07-25-2009, 12:25 PM

I couldn't be bothered to read all the posts to see if this was mentioned, so sorry if it already was ... but what about what Katt Williams, Ice Cube and that Jay? (that white kid who worked at Pinky's) did in Next Friday and suck all the 'exhaust' into a vacuum - if it works in the movies it gotta really work!!

Mikey · 07-25-2009, 12:49 PM

just smoke outside
out of a window with a fan
toilet paper roll with dryer sheets in it
stick dryer sheets in a de-humidifyer

make curry or a fish platter whilst smoking
just smoke outside.

Bit_Roller · 07-30-2009, 02:36 AM

buy a cheap window fan with the dual fans and the option to exhaust or blow the air in. keep it at exhaust and the negative air pressure with help vent the room, but hope no one comes in while ur smokin or ur screwed

bizong · 07-30-2009, 03:19 AM

I'm going to smoke this joint in my room and bask in all of its glory.

Kishar · 07-30-2009, 06:19 AM

it's goddamn july it aint cold go outside and smoke and if you're worried about being busted maybe you shouldn't be smoking at all, you little jack.

07-17-2009, 08:37 PM	#27 (permalink)
Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,630 Thanks: 131 Thanked 497 Times in 269 Posts	smoke opium to cover up the smell __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

07-18-2009, 12:47 PM	#28 (permalink)
Nug_King RIP Wesley Willis Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Ct Posts: 327 Thanks: 25 Thanked 31 Times in 19 Posts	If your going to be trying to smoke J's in your room for more than one occasion I'd reccomend getting a REAL fan to suck the air out the room. And by that I mean a squirrel fan. These things are used when serious ventilation is needed, like glass blowing, kilns, warehouses, grow ops, etc. It will turn over a rooms air volume quick and completely. Here is an example I (quickly) found on ebay... 500 CFM Squirrel Cage Fan - eBay (item 150358681144 end time Jul-19-09 21:59:08 PDT) I'd make a cardboard cutout to fit your window, make a hole for the exhaust duct on the fan, and smoke away. If the smell can still be smelled, I want some of your nugs! __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------- NASA found out in the beginnings of the space program that pens would not work in space. SO NASA spent millions of dollars and a good year and a half developing a pen that does not need gravity to draw the ink down. The Russians just brought pencils...

07-20-2009, 02:03 PM	#31 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	yeah he can smoke joints, you can't... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

07-20-2009, 02:19 PM	#32 (permalink)
herbalist YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: wales, UK Posts: 4 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	the coat hanger and bin bag method Get two metal coat hangers, slide one through the other at 90 degrees. Then get a big bin bag and open it up, slide the two coat hangers in the bag. Delicately get the two hooks through the bin bag in the middle, hang from the light, get inside and light the joint. You will get really stoned or you will faint from lack of oxygen.

07-20-2009, 06:11 PM	#35 (permalink)
the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 934 Thanks: 15 Thanked 161 Times in 118 Posts	uh you don't. its like trying to smoke a cigarette in your room and expecting it not to smell like cigarettes. a joint is constantly burning, when you are trying to covert smoke, you do one hitters foo. and since you don't care for the one option that actually works.. you outta luck __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

07-15-2009, 07:32 PM	#23 (permalink)
life like weeds put it in the mix Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phoenix Az Posts: 82 Thanks: 18 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	holy crap its summer time and you can't go outside to smoke a joint?? are you south of the equator amigo cuz where i am it was 110 today. nuthin like smoke a spliff in the pool

07-16-2009, 02:37 PM	#25 (permalink)
life like weeds put it in the mix Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phoenix Az Posts: 82 Thanks: 18 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	ahhhhaha that sounds hilarious. i've never been on a jetski but after watching that scene in Hitch with Will Smith while waiting for my name to be called for jury duty, i'd have second thoughts.

07-17-2009, 05:17 PM	#26 (permalink)
Mr. O YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Earth Posts: 260 Thanks: 22 Thanked 31 Times in 29 Posts	Take a dump on the floor and throw up in the corner first. Problem solved.

07-19-2009, 01:09 PM	#29 (permalink)
smokinrav Old School Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 49 Thanks: 4 Thanked 32 Times in 16 Posts	Since I think no one has come out and directly said it the reason you can't smoke joints and be stealthy is the ever-to-be poorly named secondhand smoke, the stuff that burns off without going through your lungs. Just like cigs, cigars or pipe tobacco smoke, you get a J's secondhand smoke on you or your surroundings and the smell will be identifiable for a while. Even bowls with caps are rarely perfect and can smell up your fingers or hands. To be perfectly stealth, you must use a one hitter. Using one on a bong is even better. Sorry folks, but my 35 years of smoking finds this to be the end of the discussion, be it smoking in a room or a car.

07-25-2009, 12:25 PM	#36 (permalink)
icsilk Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Monkey Hive Posts: 31 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Next Friday I couldn't be bothered to read all the posts to see if this was mentioned, so sorry if it already was ... but what about what Katt Williams, Ice Cube and that Jay? (that white kid who worked at Pinky's) did in Next Friday and suck all the 'exhaust' into a vacuum - if it works in the movies it gotta really work!! __________________ "In most gardens they make the beds too soft - so that the flowers are always asleep" - Tiger Lily

07-25-2009, 12:49 PM	#37 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	just smoke outside out of a window with a fan toilet paper roll with dryer sheets in it stick dryer sheets in a de-humidifyer make curry or a fish platter whilst smoking just smoke outside. __________________ RIP Gov

07-30-2009, 02:36 AM	#38 (permalink)
Bit_Roller YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 17 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	buy a cheap window fan with the dual fans and the option to exhaust or blow the air in. keep it at exhaust and the negative air pressure with help vent the room, but hope no one comes in while ur smokin or ur screwed

07-30-2009, 03:19 AM	#39 (permalink)
bizong Old School Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 912 Thanks: 33 Thanked 42 Times in 34 Posts	I'm going to smoke this joint in my room and bask in all of its glory.

07-30-2009, 06:19 AM	#40 (permalink)
Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,201 Thanks: 117 Thanked 197 Times in 137 Posts	it's goddamn july it aint cold go outside and smoke and if you're worried about being busted maybe you shouldn't be smoking at all, you little jack. __________________ So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say? Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away? RollREDRoll

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