Getting really high: Talking 35,000 feet.

the-who? · 08-05-2009, 03:02 PM

Yeah I know there have been so many topics on this, but the search revealed nothing.. and after 2 searches and having to type that annoying verification code with the closest result to "on an airplane" being, Jefferson Airplane.. I decided to just make a new thread.

I was in Amsterdam a couple days ago, just a day trip.. now I am back in boring France. Anyway, if I have 3 grams of some preemo and am leaving in a couple days - Obviously the safest option would be to ditch whats left, while the most fun option would be to smoke it all.. But out of curiosity.. What is the best way to bring whats left back to the US.. Would hypothetically be less than .5 by then.

Carry On or luggage. I thought that the luggage would be the best bet, but after my flight to France, I found one of those letters saying they rifled through my shit and they weren't responsible for 911 or my broken locks. What ever. All hypothetical, so lets hear your hypothetical best ideas. "Thanks, Andy. TANKS." - Michael Scott

verklingen · 08-05-2009, 03:04 PM

flying international with drugs is p much asking for trouble

the-who? · 08-05-2009, 03:05 PM

i didnt know that. i didnt say hypothetically either

Flamingnun · 08-05-2009, 03:06 PM

mail it to yourself, or forget about it.

the-who? · 08-05-2009, 03:12 PM

true true. you are both right about it not being worth it. im just a little arrogant since I managed to bring a couple nugs packed in a contacts lens case to France. I dunno why I got really paranoid about bringing shit back though. Oh yeah, because the dude at the security desk actually had my glasses case in his hand.. the contact case was at the bottom of that, below my glasses. I wouldn't recomend doing it because i was sweating like a punk waiting on line.

Flamingnun · 08-05-2009, 03:24 PM

honestly you'd probably get away with it in your hand luggage, it's just not worth the risk. Especially since entering the US is like entering a security convention these days.

**Mafoo** · 08-05-2009, 05:09 PM

maybe mixed in with some sort of snack mix (trail mix or w/e) on the plane.

just an idea, never done that

regarded · 08-05-2009, 05:18 PM

hide it up your ass man...lol

or just put it in your underwear between your balls and asshole. it wouldnt fall and no one would dare ask what the hell do you have there if its visible.

icsilk · 08-06-2009, 03:45 PM

When I was a teenager I use to rip off a certain department store for super nintendo and sega games like crazy. This stores electronics was fairly secure but there was one way, so simple to overlook it's unbelievable I was the only one to sus it out ... reach up and place the game on the top shelf of the wall it was hanging on, go out electronics dept, through electronic sec. around the corner to the pillows and linens area, reach up to the top shelf and grab your new game(s). Worked everytime. For you I'd recommend a similar exercise in simplicity - walk up to customs with the gear in your hands and as you approach the gate throw it up as high as you can, take care of your business at the gate, walk through and as you reach the other side catch your "package" as its coming down and your good to go ... simple

Good luck to you man
blessings,
F.

Flamingnun · 08-06-2009, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icsilk

When I was a teenager I use to rip off a certain department store for super nintendo and sega games like crazy. This stores electronics was fairly secure but there was one way, so simple to overlook it's unbelievable I was the only one to sus it out ... reach up and place the game on the top shelf of the wall it was hanging on, go out electronics dept, through electronic sec. around the corner to the pillows and linens area, reach up to the top shelf and grab your new game(s). Worked everytime. For you I'd recommend a similar exercise in simplicity - walk up to customs with the gear in your hands and as you approach the gate throw it up as high as you can, take care of your business at the gate, walk through and as you reach the other side catch your "package" as its coming down and your good to go ... simple

Good luck to you man
blessings,
F.

lol wut?

bizong · 08-06-2009, 04:13 PM

tape it to your boxer line. have you ever seen dogs in an airport?

**Mafoo** · 08-06-2009, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bizong

tape it to your boxer line. have you ever seen dogs in an airport?

i have, especially flying internationally

Kompressor · 08-06-2009, 06:42 PM

Don't put it in your check in luggage, carry-on or on person is best. I've smuggled grams in under the arch of my foot inside my socks. Just make sure not to wear metal so you can pass security relatively quickly.

I fly internationally all the time, seen drug dogs only twice, and in big crowds they are easier to avoid than you'd think.

Mikey · 08-08-2009, 08:30 AM

mailing it ftw

Kompressor · 08-08-2009, 08:33 AM

I wouldn't mail it, as packages get a much more thorough scan as they do not have any rights besides tampering.

Actually my favorite method is to just make brownies.

icsilk · 08-08-2009, 11:37 AM

Yea, mailing it is very unreliable ... When I lived in S. Korea weed was almost unknown. I couple of us use to have buddies from other countries mail us 'care packages' with d'erb in a shampoo bottle, cologne bottle etc - anything really that would disguise it. I admit that often it came through but many times it didn't. If it was found, the reciever never got nailed for it cuz you can just deny knowledge, and I NEVER knew a reciever to incur legal wrath for a spotted package. When I left Korea, I sent 2 such 'care packages' to my buddies and neither one of them made it through. I took precautions on my end - shady address, used gloves etc. so I never got sussed out, and neither of my buddies did when the package was meddled with either. In fact one time while I was still over there we got the package but it had been rummaged through and the 'goodies' removed b4 they sent it on --- go figure!

Anyways, point being - mail is fairly safe as far as risk factor if precautions are taken, but really really really unreliable.

Your best bet: homing pigeon!

adane · 08-12-2009, 06:23 PM

I'd go with mailing it. Packages under an ounce don't get a very thorough check--if one at all. I've only mailed bud within the borders so I don't know much about mailing internationally.

If you don't want to mail it, tape it to your balls and put a granola bar in your pocket. You probably won't see dogs, but if you do, I looks like theyre just smelling the food.

Drunkplatypus6 · 08-30-2009, 10:32 AM

Put it in your deoderent or something.

Forest G. · 10-19-2009, 01:25 PM

LMFAO! some of the shit is out there far far out there but funny as hell.

yo. · 10-19-2009, 01:40 PM

gooch stash ftw.

haha

08-05-2009, 03:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 978 Thanks: 16 Thanked 181 Times in 131 Posts	Getting really high: Talking 35,000 feet. Yeah I know there have been so many topics on this, but the search revealed nothing.. and after 2 searches and having to type that annoying verification code with the closest result to "on an airplane" being, Jefferson Airplane.. I decided to just make a new thread. I was in Amsterdam a couple days ago, just a day trip.. now I am back in boring France. Anyway, if I have 3 grams of some preemo and am leaving in a couple days - Obviously the safest option would be to ditch whats left, while the most fun option would be to smoke it all.. But out of curiosity.. What is the best way to bring whats left back to the US.. Would hypothetically be less than .5 by then. Carry On or luggage. I thought that the luggage would be the best bet, but after my flight to France, I found one of those letters saying they rifled through my shit and they weren't responsible for 911 or my broken locks. What ever. All hypothetical, so lets hear your hypothetical best ideas. "Thanks, Andy. TANKS." - Michael Scott __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

08-05-2009, 03:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	flying international with drugs is p much asking for trouble __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

08-05-2009, 03:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 978 Thanks: 16 Thanked 181 Times in 131 Posts	i didnt know that. i didnt say hypothetically either __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

08-05-2009, 03:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	mail it to yourself, or forget about it. __________________

08-05-2009, 03:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 978 Thanks: 16 Thanked 181 Times in 131 Posts	true true. you are both right about it not being worth it. im just a little arrogant since I managed to bring a couple nugs packed in a contacts lens case to France. I dunno why I got really paranoid about bringing shit back though. Oh yeah, because the dude at the security desk actually had my glasses case in his hand.. the contact case was at the bottom of that, below my glasses. I wouldn't recomend doing it because i was sweating like a punk waiting on line. __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

08-05-2009, 03:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	honestly you'd probably get away with it in your hand luggage, it's just not worth the risk. Especially since entering the US is like entering a security convention these days. __________________

08-05-2009, 05:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,973 Thanks: 3,775 Thanked 2,651 Times in 1,697 Posts	maybe mixed in with some sort of snack mix (trail mix or w/e) on the plane. just an idea, never done that __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

08-05-2009, 05:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
regarded YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 8 Thanks: 19 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	hide it up your ass man...lol or just put it in your underwear between your balls and asshole. it wouldnt fall and no one would dare ask what the hell do you have there if its visible.

08-06-2009, 03:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
icsilk Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Monkey Hive Posts: 31 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	or this When I was a teenager I use to rip off a certain department store for super nintendo and sega games like crazy. This stores electronics was fairly secure but there was one way, so simple to overlook it's unbelievable I was the only one to sus it out ... reach up and place the game on the top shelf of the wall it was hanging on, go out electronics dept, through electronic sec. around the corner to the pillows and linens area, reach up to the top shelf and grab your new game(s). Worked everytime. For you I'd recommend a similar exercise in simplicity - walk up to customs with the gear in your hands and as you approach the gate throw it up as high as you can, take care of your business at the gate, walk through and as you reach the other side catch your "package" as its coming down and your good to go ... simple Good luck to you man blessings, F. __________________ "In most gardens they make the beds too soft - so that the flowers are always asleep" - Tiger Lily

08-06-2009, 04:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
bizong Raskal OG Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 950 Thanks: 46 Thanked 79 Times in 53 Posts	tape it to your boxer line. have you ever seen dogs in an airport? __________________ Rectum? Damn near killed him!

08-06-2009, 06:42 PM	#13 (permalink)
Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 8,361 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3,068 Times in 1,634 Posts	Don't put it in your check in luggage, carry-on or on person is best. I've smuggled grams in under the arch of my foot inside my socks. Just make sure not to wear metal so you can pass security relatively quickly. I fly internationally all the time, seen drug dogs only twice, and in big crowds they are easier to avoid than you'd think. __________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

08-08-2009, 08:30 AM	#14 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,442 Thanks: 1,144 Thanked 2,246 Times in 1,475 Posts	mailing it ftw __________________ RIP Gov

08-08-2009, 08:33 AM	#15 (permalink)
Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 8,361 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3,068 Times in 1,634 Posts	I wouldn't mail it, as packages get a much more thorough scan as they do not have any rights besides tampering. Actually my favorite method is to just make brownies. __________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

08-08-2009, 11:37 AM	#16 (permalink)
icsilk Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Monkey Hive Posts: 31 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Yea, mailing it is very unreliable ... When I lived in S. Korea weed was almost unknown. I couple of us use to have buddies from other countries mail us 'care packages' with d'erb in a shampoo bottle, cologne bottle etc - anything really that would disguise it. I admit that often it came through but many times it didn't. If it was found, the reciever never got nailed for it cuz you can just deny knowledge, and I NEVER knew a reciever to incur legal wrath for a spotted package. When I left Korea, I sent 2 such 'care packages' to my buddies and neither one of them made it through. I took precautions on my end - shady address, used gloves etc. so I never got sussed out, and neither of my buddies did when the package was meddled with either. In fact one time while I was still over there we got the package but it had been rummaged through and the 'goodies' removed b4 they sent it on --- go figure! Anyways, point being - mail is fairly safe as far as risk factor if precautions are taken, but really really really unreliable. Your best bet: homing pigeon! __________________ "In most gardens they make the beds too soft - so that the flowers are always asleep" - Tiger Lily

08-12-2009, 06:23 PM	#17 (permalink)
adane YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 36 Thanks: 7 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	I'd go with mailing it. Packages under an ounce don't get a very thorough check--if one at all. I've only mailed bud within the borders so I don't know much about mailing internationally. If you don't want to mail it, tape it to your balls and put a granola bar in your pocket. You probably won't see dogs, but if you do, I looks like theyre just smelling the food.

10-19-2009, 01:40 PM	#20 (permalink)
yo. Controversial Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SOCAL Posts: 1,160 Thanks: 676 Thanked 202 Times in 143 Posts	gooch stash ftw. haha __________________ "God" is an alien and we all came from another galaxy as an expansion of our specie's existence.

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08-30-2009, 10:32 AM	#18 (permalink)
Drunkplatypus6 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Riverside RhodeIsland Posts: 13 Thanks: 16 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Put it in your deoderent or something.

10-19-2009, 01:25 PM	#19 (permalink)
Forest G. YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 8 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	LMFAO! some of the shit is out there far far out there but funny as hell.

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