Incriminating paperclips

Mercury · 03-24-2010, 01:35 AM

This always reminds me of that episode of the simpsons where homer smokes pot. Marge calls him out and says they're always missing paperclips. I LOL pretty hard cause I know exactly what that's all about. I probably go through a couple paper clips per month. Which doesn't seem like a lot, but add it up over the years and that is a lot of resinated paperclips laying around that i end up picking up. Not that I mind because they're so extremely useful. The reason I made this thread though is because I'm using an old stylus to poke my bowl and I was just thinking how people actually buy pokers at the headshop. But it's always the paperclips.

Grieves · 03-24-2010, 01:50 AM

go to a cigar shop

get one of those tools that has a snuffer, scooper and poker...

Mercury · 03-24-2010, 02:19 AM

snuffer? scooper? I know about a poker and a tamper.

fenderbender · 03-24-2010, 04:48 AM

i love paperclips. i have a few that i allways put back in the same spot. My rez scrapin tools. A few papercllips, a nail file, razor blade and a lighter.
gets the job done

Mikey · 03-24-2010, 07:11 AM

filters.
roll up a piece of a business card and filters filters filters ftw

verklingen · 03-24-2010, 09:56 AM

hey good call mikey i got like a thousand old business cards laying around (new ones are laminated). i've always just torn a bit off the paper pack, but i don't smoke too many joints

Flamingnun · 03-24-2010, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey

filters.
roll up a piece of a business card and filters filters filters ftw

Werd, that's a standard roach here. Never ever smoke without it.

kitch · 03-24-2010, 10:36 AM

I just toss my roaches, they're too damn stinky anyway.

Xil · 03-24-2010, 04:28 PM

I like rolling a crutch in my straight --- joints but can't ever seem to get one to work in my cones, which need em more anyway

KGB420 · 03-25-2010, 08:26 AM

Wow Mikey you lost me... how did we even get on the topic of joints... my brain is all scrambled now

03-24-2010, 01:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	Incriminating paperclips This always reminds me of that episode of the simpsons where homer smokes pot. Marge calls him out and says they're always missing paperclips. I LOL pretty hard cause I know exactly what that's all about. I probably go through a couple paper clips per month. Which doesn't seem like a lot, but add it up over the years and that is a lot of resinated paperclips laying around that i end up picking up. Not that I mind because they're so extremely useful. The reason I made this thread though is because I'm using an old stylus to poke my bowl and I was just thinking how people actually buy pokers at the headshop. But it's always the paperclips.

03-24-2010, 01:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,108 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,580 Thanked 3,128 Times in 1,721 Posts	go to a cigar shop get one of those tools that has a snuffer, scooper and poker... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

03-24-2010, 07:11 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,443 Thanks: 1,144 Thanked 2,246 Times in 1,475 Posts	filters. roll up a piece of a business card and filters filters filters ftw __________________ RIP Gov

03-24-2010, 09:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	hey good call mikey i got like a thousand old business cards laying around (new ones are laminated). i've always just torn a bit off the paper pack, but i don't smoke too many joints __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

03-24-2010, 04:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,037 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	I like rolling a crutch in my straight --- joints but can't ever seem to get one to work in my cones, which need em more anyway __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

03-24-2010, 02:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	snuffer? scooper? I know about a poker and a tamper.

03-25-2010, 08:26 AM	#10 (permalink)
KGB420 Stoned Raider Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 150 Thanks: 46 Thanked 21 Times in 13 Posts	Wow Mikey you lost me... how did we even get on the topic of joints... my brain is all scrambled now __________________ yes, i always sell phones by waking up idiot families and burning babies with milk...NO

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