My dealer is an idiot, not me. Right?

Mercury · 05-19-2010, 07:34 AM

To me this makes perfect sense: When you make a deal in public, you should do it outside and not inside a public place. Right?

My dealer is used to slanging out of his apartment and he rarely meets in public places. But it had to be done and the fucker was so paranoid that he wanted to do it inside a Wal-Mart cause he said he would be more fucking comfortable in there.

I thought that was the stupidest thing a dealer has ever said to me. Of course I told him I'm not going to do a deal in a Wal-Mart. Now he's all pissed and wont sell to me anymore.

I mean, WTF? Why couldn't we just do it in the parking lot like normal illegal activity?

Prophet Saddam · 05-19-2010, 07:44 AM

Too bad he didn't want to suck your dick...

I don't see anything too wrong with doing it inside - there could be coppers outside.

Jarlock · 05-19-2010, 07:50 AM

There's security cameras around anywhere in walmart, be it the parking lot or the electronics section. That being said, it would probably be easier just to hop in his car for like 5 minutes and then go back to your car. Tell the dealer you were high at the time and feeling a little paranoid and then hopefully you can make amends.

José · 05-19-2010, 09:13 AM

You're both retarded.

**Mafoo** · 05-19-2010, 09:40 AM

WTF how bout you tell him what you want, he gets it ready. you meet, shake hands and then go your seperate ways. doesnt really matter where you do it

osirus2020 · 05-19-2010, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Mafoo

WTF how bout you tell him what you want, he gets it ready. you meet, shake hands and then go your seperate ways. doesnt really matter where you do it

I've literally seen this happen in the middle of a crosswalk in front of two cruisers in front of the police garage (Lawrence, it happens) in broad daylight. No big deal.

It's not a matter of you actually breaking the law or not, it's a matter giving off the impression that you know what you're here to do and it's nothing out of the ordinary. If you're all sketched out people are going to know what's up.

i love ganj · 05-19-2010, 10:10 AM

^truth

**Mafoo** · 05-19-2010, 10:12 AM

exactly. its like hiding in plain sight. if you stand there and both parties are glancing around in every direction and acting all stiff you will draw alot more attention to yourself than just blending in by acting completely casual and normal.

Mercury · 05-19-2010, 10:16 AM

that's preciesly what i told him. people hand eachother things every day!!!

we kissed and made up this morning and he sold me the earliest sack I've ever bought. good shit too! he's just gay that's all.

lol i walked in on his bf laying in his bed. first time i've ever seen that IRL.

osirus2020 · 05-19-2010, 10:49 AM

I got a semi just reading it.

i love ganj · 05-19-2010, 10:50 AM

and your weed connect is gay? freshly sodomized while selling you a sack? haha damn

Mercury · 05-19-2010, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by i love ganj

and your weed connect is gay? freshly sodomized while selling you a sack? haha damn

yep. can't say for certain, but i would be willing to bet a paycheck that he was indeed freshly sodomized before handing me my sack.

Silverleaf · 05-19-2010, 11:55 AM

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peaceandlovejojo · 05-19-2010, 12:02 PM

Cannabis card? What state are you in? I could never go
back to buying meds off the street. Infact I feel a
little spoiled, my local club is 3 blocks
from my house.

Grieves · 05-19-2010, 12:13 PM

you still haven't let him suck you off...thats why he was all moody...

just go to his house and let him suck you off then you could dictate the whole relationship....get bags at 4am if you needed..

José · 05-19-2010, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peaceandlovejojo

Cannabis card? What state are you in? I could never go
back to buying meds off the street. Infact I feel a
little spoiled, my local club is 3 blocks
from my house.

haha I'm in the same boat, there's over 100 dispensaries in my county. There's no reason I would ever have to go back to the street.

Waves · 05-19-2010, 01:14 PM

maybe he was just trying to multi task and get some shopping done

the-who? · 05-19-2010, 01:43 PM

that's weird, I didn't know gays or jews were allowed in walmart

kitch · 05-19-2010, 01:51 PM

there was a black kid in my high school who was gay and adopted by a jewish family. people called him Three Strikes.

Grieves · 05-19-2010, 01:54 PM

05-19-2010, 07:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	My dealer is an idiot, not me. Right? To me this makes perfect sense: When you make a deal in public, you should do it outside and not inside a public place. Right? My dealer is used to slanging out of his apartment and he rarely meets in public places. But it had to be done and the fucker was so paranoid that he wanted to do it inside a Wal-Mart cause he said he would be more fucking comfortable in there. I thought that was the stupidest thing a dealer has ever said to me. Of course I told him I'm not going to do a deal in a Wal-Mart. Now he's all pissed and wont sell to me anymore. I mean, WTF? Why couldn't we just do it in the parking lot like normal illegal activity?

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Prophet Saddam YaHookan 2011 Winner Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: CA, fuck yeah Posts: 16,345 Blog Entries: 11 Thanks: 3,702 Thanked 719 Times in 482 Posts	Too bad he didn't want to suck your dick... I don't see anything too wrong with doing it inside - there could be coppers outside. __________________ SUPPORT THE TROOPS --------------------- BRING THEM HOME & FUCK THE WAR

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	WTF how bout you tell him what you want, he gets it ready. you meet, shake hands and then go your seperate ways. doesnt really matter where you do it __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	exactly. its like hiding in plain sight. if you stand there and both parties are glancing around in every direction and acting all stiff you will draw alot more attention to yourself than just blending in by acting completely casual and normal. __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

05-19-2010, 07:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
Jarlock College Sucks Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 126 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	There's security cameras around anywhere in walmart, be it the parking lot or the electronics section. That being said, it would probably be easier just to hop in his car for like 5 minutes and then go back to your car. Tell the dealer you were high at the time and feeling a little paranoid and then hopefully you can make amends.

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José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,372 Thanks: 62 Thanked 149 Times in 74 Posts	You're both retarded.

05-19-2010, 10:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	that's preciesly what i told him. people hand eachother things every day!!! we kissed and made up this morning and he sold me the earliest sack I've ever bought. good shit too! he's just gay that's all. lol i walked in on his bf laying in his bed. first time i've ever seen that IRL.

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i love ganj MENDO LOVE Join Date: May 2006 Location: the void Posts: 1,950 Thanks: 5 Thanked 31 Times in 19 Posts	and your weed connect is gay? freshly sodomized while selling you a sack? haha damn __________________ everything that glitters ain't gold

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peaceandlovejojo Mrs. BUDFORCE :) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 642 Thanks: 5 Thanked 99 Times in 37 Posts	Cannabis card? What state are you in? I could never go back to buying meds off the street. Infact I feel a little spoiled, my local club is 3 blocks from my house. __________________

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,108 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,580 Thanked 3,128 Times in 1,721 Posts	you still haven't let him suck you off...thats why he was all moody... just go to his house and let him suck you off then you could dictate the whole relationship....get bags at 4am if you needed.. __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 982 Thanks: 16 Thanked 183 Times in 133 Posts	that's weird, I didn't know gays or jews were allowed in walmart __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

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