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Old 06-25-2010, 05:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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stoner moments in school

I remember one guy in my senior year. He would smoke during his lunch break everyday, as did I. Well, one day at lunch he dropped and broke his pipe. When he gets to class, it falls on the floor. The teacher simply watched him pick it up and then reminded him that he "might need that," pointing to his bic
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Old 06-25-2010, 02:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I didn't start smoking weed on the regular until after I graduated, so I gots no school stories.
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Old 06-25-2010, 05:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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getting people outta class by walking in and telling the teacher the counselor needed to see em, so we could smoke.
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Old 06-25-2010, 07:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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oh wow i have so many stoner moments from high school. i remember this one time i saw some friends of mine smoking in the stair way with the doors closed so i snuck up on them and kicked the door in, well the freaked and threw the joint, weed, and lighter. when they saw me we all cracked up as they picked up their shit. we then bailed out and went driving down benzing rd which is a great smoking road.

i also remember this one time when i had just got done smoking, well i thought it was 3rd period when it was really second, so i went to my 3rd period class and sat down, not soon after that i looked around and didn't see my normal class mates, realized what i did and took off quick before the last bell rang.
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I blazed in high school almost every day. My school had the outdoor concept. But we would get high in the library (sneak-a-tokes filtered through shirts), the gym, locker rooms, everywhere. One time, after smoking some extreme skunk (even to todays standards) my English teacher looked at my glazed over dilated red eyes and sent me to the nurses office on one occasion. I said I had a head ache and then she just let me out after I said i felt better 45 minutes later.
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Old 06-25-2010, 09:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i can't even imagine smoking IN school. i was too paranoid to use a pinch hitter on the bus. now i think about how easy it is. it's not like the bus driver would smell it up in the front, or even care for that matter.
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i can't even imagine smoking IN school. i was too paranoid to use a pinch hitter on the bus. now i think about how easy it is. it's not like the bus driver would smell it up in the front, or even care for that matter.
yeah I didn't smoke before or in school either when in HS. I saved it for after school. Although the first time I took acid I took it in algebra class but that was very late in the day and I only had 2-3 more classes after that until I went home.

Percocets and Adderall were popular when I was in HS and easily available. Xanax was too but I never got into that.

I smoked before classes sometimes in college and went to classes on acid but I never let on that I was on anything even when a friend and I smoked before a class in his car and I'm sure we reaked of herb and I was high as shit.
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Once in a while, during lunch, I would go with my two best stoner friends to this public park that was behind my high school and me and these two guys would always go in the womens portapotty to hotbox that shit. We used the womens cause it was cleaner, obviously. I remember one guy always had to stand on the toilet and look through the vents to make sure no one was coming. Then, once we were thoroughly baked, we'd go back to school for a class that we all 3 had together, I think it was English Lit (get it?).

So the funny part was everyone had to take turns reading in that class, and we all sat next to eachother. of course all of our friends could tell without question that we were stoned off of our asses; we always tried to hide our faces with books or our hair. So once it was our turn to read we giggled like idiots and could hardly finish a sentence. to make matters worse, one guy loooved to constantly whisper "penis, penis, penis" while we were trying to read. i always felt like everyone was staring in that class. good times.

That was about as far as my smoking and school mixed.

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I didnt really start smoking a lot till my freshman year of college. But speaking of Penis, we used to play this game where one person word say "penis" and the next person had to say it louder, and back and forth it went till someone gave up
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Back until my Sophomore year, my school had a smoking section (1985)! Old school . . . Good times
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when i was in high school i had autoshop and were were allowed to leave to go get parts for whatever we were working on so we'd always go chill in this old factorys parking lot and smoke a bowl or 2 before going back.
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when i was in high school i had autoshop and were were allowed to leave to go get parts for whatever we were working on so we'd always go chill in this old factorys parking lot and smoke a bowl or 2 before going back.
Back in my auto class, a couple peeps would go in the car while someone was jacking it up, then smoke once they were at ceiling height. Pretty bold move.

I remember reading things they carried aloud and doing quite well. Reading aloud in class while stoned is a weird task.
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I would always go to the dug outs before, during and after school to smoke a couple joints with my ganja girl. Once the school cop rolled up on us and we just hopped a fence into this neighborhood by the field and ran. I'll never forget that day.
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I remember doing morning glory seeds, lots of them with beer, 3rd field (the one never used that was "out there") the whole day we were supposed to be in class. I have a million stories.

We had an "early release" program for kids who were supposed to have jobs, which many of us just used to do whatever. I think we were out by 12:45. My school, when I was there, was very laid back until my senior year (87). I almost didn't graduate because I missed so many days (44) and that was the year they instituted an attendance policy! My mother had to "negotiate" my graduation.

Then I eventually excelled in college. Go figure?
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