Originally Posted by Norm Papernick

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

Originally Posted by Terrance McKenna

Nature is the great, visible engine of creativity against which all other created efforts are measured.

Originally Posted by Norm Papernick

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

Originally Posted by Terrance McKenna

Nature is the great, visible engine of creativity against which all other created efforts are measured.

Originally Posted by That Stoner Kid

Ya, but you pay twice as much as we do...and I've smoked with Americans, my weed put them straight on their ass. And I'll freely admit anything in Cali would put my stuff to shame, I know this.

Originally Posted by Galt

I've got an asshole too, just like everybody else, (er was that opinion...well whatever). Send me weed to smoke so I can try and remember how I felt to write about it later (O.K., that part does sound a bit daunting). Alright, forget the weed tastings...how about "Send me your girl friend" for a tasting and e-report. Notice I said girl friend, no fucking wives. Any body that already has or had one knows what they're like and doesn't want to read reminders (although they may dig the part where they send her somewhere else).

As fer gettin' a drink in NC, no wonder they think Yankees are stupid, don't you get Dukes of Hazard reruns? Ya gotta see Uncle Jessie. Now bein' a Yankee ya might also wanna wander over to Duke Medical and sign up for Chelation therapy while you're at it 'cuz the lead and shit from those condensing coils isn't something that you just adapt to. It takes generations of line breeding to fix the alleles that allow for that tolerance. Remember the opening duet in Deliverance?...Nuff said.

Don't be an ignorant Yankee. A pin is something that you make an X on a contract with when your swappin' your sister fer a set of good used tires, as well as being something that holds Minnie Pearl's hat on. Breakfast is THE most important meal of the day...before lunch, dinner and supper (never did figure that last part out), and as such it must contain all of the major food groups; grits (and not dem instant things), gravy ('cuz when I think breakfast - I always think thick heavy heart stoppin' sludge-like sauce right?), batter covered meat (that's so none of the lard that it was fried in gets left in the pan) and some form of highly saturated pork fat.

Don't ever order latte's, non-fat or lite anything or they'll know you're a Yankee spy. They take their Hee Haw real serious, even if you don't, so better to just shut the fuck up and leave the room...especially if you're high (or maybe that's what it takes to appreciate the show...I may have to do some more research and re-evaluate my stand on that issue). Remember that it was not The Civil War, it was and still is The War of Northern Oppression.

Guns are all good, just as any part of the pig is good, including parts that most people don't even wanna think about (chitterlings are only consumed if your mother makes them and even then only if you watched her wash them first). BBQ on one side of the State is a completely different food from that which is consumed on the other so best to just shut the fuck up and eat...and if somebody asks you if you want that wet just sort a nod and eat whatever they give you, trust me it's all good and the smoke usually kills most of the really dangerous microbes.

Remember, the jury is still out on Evilution. Fossils are fake and dinosaurs and man wandered the earth together only 6000 years ago. The only reason that we don't share space with them today is because Noah ran out of room on the Ark.

Jesus loves you,... as long as you're a cracker. That whole cigarettes and cancer thing is a myth perpetrated by Yankees, so smok'em like ya lov'em, it's still their number one cash crop (probably right behind weed by now). If ya voted fer Yobama, don't ever admit it unless you're the only Caucasian in the room, and if you are you might wanna ask yourself what you're doin' there 'cuz that whole integration thing is still something of a bitter pill.

Let's see, have I covered all of the southern redneck stereotypes? Probably not close.

Buy a junk car and put it on blocks in the front yard. Get the biggest satellite dish you can find, even if the three footer works just fine, and give mobile home living some serious thought.

I...regrettably share DNA with them folks, as you may have guessed, so I feel free to poke fun.

Just say sir and mam and remember to talk real slow and you should do fine.

Originally Posted by Norm Papernick

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

Originally Posted by Terrance McKenna

Nature is the great, visible engine of creativity against which all other created efforts are measured.