Drug Dealing etiquette?

JonSmoke · 08-11-2010, 03:41 PM

I am getting absolutely fed up with my dealer. He only answers his phone about 10% of the time, and when he does, he usually is not available to sell anything (WTF, why are you selling drugs then?); by that I mean he is too busy or lazy to hook up a bag, even though he usually has 2-3 ounces on him at a given time. If I am in need of a bag, it usually takes me 3-4 days to get a hold of him, and another 2 to actually acquire the bag. I always end up driving to pick up the stuff (what happened to dealers that would actually make deliveries? I did it when I was dealin'..) and without exception, he always asks for a ride somewhere (which I usually oblige if it isn't too far out of the way).

Take the current situation as an example: I have been trying to score a ounce of green for about a week now. I have had the cash just sitting in my wallet waiting to be spent, but he STILL hasn't gotten back to me. Not even a text with an update. The lazy fuck isn't working, and has 4-5 ounces of stuff right now....to be, this is just unacceptable.

He is my only connection at this point (the only connection my group of friends and I really have at this point), so I have to put up with the bull shit, but it is really getting tiresome. Does your dealer put you through shit like this? Whenever I dealt, I always made a point of keeping my phone on, and to hook people up as quick and well as possible (repeat customers?)....

SmokeaJoint · 08-11-2010, 03:51 PM

All right, your dealer sounds like a douche, no lie there. He should be a bit more on the ball, especially for selling an ounce. However, try to remember that your dealer has a life too, and likely it doesn't revolve around selling you weed. Most dealers have day jobs which make them unavailable a lot of the daytime. That being said, you need a new dealer man, one a bit more on the ball.

JonSmoke · 08-11-2010, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeaJoint

All right, your dealer sounds like a douche, no lie there. He should be a bit more on the ball, especially for selling an ounce. However, try to remember that your dealer has a life too, and likely it doesn't revolve around selling you weed. Most dealers have day jobs which make them unavailable a lot of the daytime. That being said, you need a new dealer man, one a bit more on the ball.

Thanks for the reply. Ya, I totally get that he has his own life to worry about and everything, but if he can't hook it up, at least give me a time when you can. At this point, I believe that selling weed is his only means of earning a living as well (quite his job).

Finding a new dealer is going to be a bitch, as it always is, but I guess it is time.

maszac · 08-11-2010, 10:06 PM

its not that hard to find new guys but finding a better guy will be even harder. i can walk down to the 24/7 and within half an hour find a bag, not oz, but a bag, and usually the dude is only on the ball that one time but most times i just imagine it being a middle man interested in pinching the sack. in my experience, though, the best are the nice chill homebodies who stick to just selling quality grown by his best friend, from the convenience if his very low key pad. some one whose been in it for a minute.

but never pass up a contact, get the number hit em up the next day, see what he can do for ya and smoke him up fat in honor of the new found bond. thats how you get a dealer to like you, if he likes you, he works for you.

just keep the cool, try to be convenient, and if you can, find a guy who doesnt rush things and set up a clock work kinda situation where he can always rely on you hitting em as usual and both you getting to chill and have a smoke sesh.

not saying your not, but im just preaching what i practice.

ps- if your in a small town, go to shows in the closest big city and be social. bam.

**~~Dantastic~~** · 08-11-2010, 10:24 PM

Ive complained about this alot over the years here, and its interesting people still do it.

Seems like the douche bags always have the best connects and the awesome guys who hook everyone up and still make money and are on the ball, they get washed out.

I wont pretend I know why, its just kinda like that.

Rubix · 08-12-2010, 03:20 AM

My dealer is being tryfe right now.

Grieves · 08-12-2010, 03:39 AM

Could be the dealer 'noia...or he might just not like you very much...Either way something went wrong to make you slide down his list of priorities...

As mentioned before you could go find another dealer, having more than one is essential for convenience as well as for variety...Or you if the option is open, treat the dude like a friend instead of a stop and rob, most dealers like to kick it with their clients, It helps build trust and could move you up a couple of notches when hes baked out and asks himself "should i get this"....

If he continues to shirk you and act like a tryflin' hoe, cut the loss before he starts snicklfritzing you....

**~~Dantastic~~** · 08-12-2010, 10:47 AM

I was gunna say maybe the dealer didnt like the kid too, but this is inquiring minds and of course if of gotten a pm about it, but leave it to grieves to be able to say what I wanted to with no repercussions at all. cuz thats how shit works around here.

AlteredStateGrl · 08-12-2010, 10:54 AM

uh...what grieves said wasn't pm (warning) worthy. there's nothing wrong with what he said...just an honest opinion to what the OP's problem may be...that the dealer just really doesn't care for the kid so he's not a priority or someone he cares to go out of his way for.

JonSmoke · 08-12-2010, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl

uh...what grieves said wasn't pm (warning) worthy. there's nothing wrong with what he said...just an honest opinion to what the OP's problem may be...that the dealer just really doesn't care for the kid so he's not a priority or someone he cares to go out of his way for.

In terms of him just "not liking me"....What is this, High School? Honestly, when I was a drug dealer, I was after one thing: money. If you wanted to buy drugs, I wanted to sell them to you. Have I hung out with this guy before?: Yes. Have I gone to parties with him?: Yes. We have never had issues in the past, and I am not the only one in my circle of friends who have complaints about him.

Anyways, I did manage score an ounce of green yesterday from a dealer right off the street ala maszac (good call!), and I am thoroughly satisfied. The only thing is, the whole situation was really sketch. He could have been a cop (far fetched, but who knows?), and the transaction was done in public. It would be so much easier just to have a buddy who I could drop in on a buy a bag from on a regular basis; i wonder how long it will take to find that....Living in the States was such my easier from a weed perspective; since the age of 10 i had friends who were dealing, so I never had an issues with kind of shit before. Anyways, I am rambling, thanks for the comments!

yo. · 08-12-2010, 01:04 PM

swims old guy was like this, but to a lesser degree.
ended up ditchin on him for good.

folks like that are just in it for the money, not the service.

Grieves · 08-12-2010, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonSmoke

In terms of him just "not liking me"....What is this, High School? Honestly, when I was a drug dealer, I was after one thing: money. If you wanted to buy drugs, I wanted to sell them to you. Have I hung out with this guy before?: Yes. Have I gone to parties with him?: Yes. We have never had issues in the past, and I am not the only one in my circle of friends who have complaints about him.

Anyways, I did manage score an ounce of green yesterday from a dealer right off the street ala maszac (good call!), and I am thoroughly satisfied. The only thing is, the whole situation was really sketch. He could have been a cop (far fetched, but who knows?), and the transaction was done in public. It would be so much easier just to have a buddy who I could drop in on a buy a bag from on a regular basis; i wonder how long it will take to find that....Living in the States was such my easier from a weed perspective; since the age of 10 i had friends who were dealing, so I never had an issues with kind of shit before. Anyways, I am rambling, thanks for the comments!

do you go to school? or have a job? cause co-workers and classmates are the best for finding connects and you don't even have too go to far out of your way...

Blunt Trama · 08-12-2010, 01:24 PM

I've never had a problem with making public transactions. I was a driver for a dealer once and seen many QP's sold in the most busiest places.

If this new guy is better than the other one, buy from him regardless of doing it in public.

**~~Dantastic~~** · 08-12-2010, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl

uh...what grieves said wasn't pm (warning) worthy. there's nothing wrong with what he said...just an honest opinion to what the OP's problem may be...that the dealer just really doesn't care for the kid so he's not a priority or someone he cares to go out of his way for.

yeah I was just kidding, I forget to put a

after things and it seems all seri-sauce and its really not.

AlteredStateGrl · 08-12-2010, 06:28 PM

WHAT??! how dare you!

/runs off to send warning pm to dan

Bar Rat · 08-12-2010, 06:35 PM

My "dealer" is my friend of 10 years. He's cool as shit and even let's me run a tab. Lately, it's been great as he's had a choice of schwag, mid-grade and dank although it's kinda hard not to go for the dank.

~1~ · 08-12-2010, 08:31 PM

Try this on...

Next time you see your buddy politely tell him " hey man, what the fuck, when I call you, I'm looking to put a little cash in your fuckin' pocket, you could at least have the courtesy to pick up the fuckin' phone I'm probably paying for."

Smiling of course.

You'd be surprised at how much you can clear up by tellin' the mofo to quit being a dick.

Rubix · 08-12-2010, 10:33 PM

its pretty obvious to me. he's lazy. and takes his customers for granted.

crookedhatinator45 · 08-13-2010, 08:16 AM

sounds like it's time to stop being a lazy fuck and get off yo ass and find a new, real dealer who actually wants to take your money in exchange for drugs.

yo. · 08-13-2010, 10:15 AM

drugs'r bad, mmkay?

08-11-2010, 03:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
JonSmoke Old School Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Edmonton Posts: 111 Thanks: 7 Thanked 21 Times in 13 Posts	Drug Dealing etiquette? I am getting absolutely fed up with my dealer. He only answers his phone about 10% of the time, and when he does, he usually is not available to sell anything (WTF, why are you selling drugs then?); by that I mean he is too busy or lazy to hook up a bag, even though he usually has 2-3 ounces on him at a given time. If I am in need of a bag, it usually takes me 3-4 days to get a hold of him, and another 2 to actually acquire the bag. I always end up driving to pick up the stuff (what happened to dealers that would actually make deliveries? I did it when I was dealin'..) and without exception, he always asks for a ride somewhere (which I usually oblige if it isn't too far out of the way). Take the current situation as an example: I have been trying to score a ounce of green for about a week now. I have had the cash just sitting in my wallet waiting to be spent, but he STILL hasn't gotten back to me. Not even a text with an update. The lazy fuck isn't working, and has 4-5 ounces of stuff right now....to be, this is just unacceptable. He is my only connection at this point (the only connection my group of friends and I really have at this point), so I have to put up with the bull shit, but it is really getting tiresome. Does your dealer put you through shit like this? Whenever I dealt, I always made a point of keeping my phone on, and to hook people up as quick and well as possible (repeat customers?)....

08-12-2010, 03:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
Rubix Stoner Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Midwest Posts: 8,863 Thanks: 3,412 Thanked 1,150 Times in 834 Posts	My dealer is being tryfe right now. __________________ "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest her or his patients in the care of the human frame, in a proper diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease." -Thomas Edison

08-12-2010, 03:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
Grieves Primordial Mantelope Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 18,319 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 6,345 Thanked 7,105 Times in 3,553 Posts	Could be the dealer 'noia...or he might just not like you very much...Either way something went wrong to make you slide down his list of priorities... As mentioned before you could go find another dealer, having more than one is essential for convenience as well as for variety...Or you if the option is open, treat the dude like a friend instead of a stop and rob, most dealers like to kick it with their clients, It helps build trust and could move you up a couple of notches when hes baked out and asks himself "should i get this".... If he continues to shirk you and act like a tryflin' hoe, cut the loss before he starts snicklfritzing you.... __________________ Primordial man, the antelope hunter Made his weapons out of sticks Thinking drinking from the sun Her moonbeams birth mercurial babies Antelopes run free and the sea it returns me Now that my body's grown the lonely heart poetry Droning in hearts becomes songs that all objects Sing to each other like friends telling stories The immorals gently awaken All possibilities open Unto one another And brothers and sisters begin To see truly through strata

08-12-2010, 10:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 14,874 Thanks: 2,166 Thanked 1,856 Times in 1,125 Posts	uh...what grieves said wasn't pm (warning) worthy. there's nothing wrong with what he said...just an honest opinion to what the OP's problem may be...that the dealer just really doesn't care for the kid so he's not a priority or someone he cares to go out of his way for. __________________ The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

08-12-2010, 01:04 PM	#11 (permalink)
yo. Controversial Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SOCAL Posts: 1,297 Thanks: 658 Thanked 195 Times in 138 Posts	swims old guy was like this, but to a lesser degree. ended up ditchin on him for good. folks like that are just in it for the money, not the service. __________________ "God" is an alien and we all came from another galaxy as an expansion of our specie's existence.

08-11-2010, 10:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 2,019 Thanks: 1,744 Thanked 329 Times in 200 Posts	its not that hard to find new guys but finding a better guy will be even harder. i can walk down to the 24/7 and within half an hour find a bag, not oz, but a bag, and usually the dude is only on the ball that one time but most times i just imagine it being a middle man interested in pinching the sack. in my experience, though, the best are the nice chill homebodies who stick to just selling quality grown by his best friend, from the convenience if his very low key pad. some one whose been in it for a minute. but never pass up a contact, get the number hit em up the next day, see what he can do for ya and smoke him up fat in honor of the new found bond. thats how you get a dealer to like you, if he likes you, he works for you. just keep the cool, try to be convenient, and if you can, find a guy who doesnt rush things and set up a clock work kinda situation where he can always rely on you hitting em as usual and both you getting to chill and have a smoke sesh. not saying your not, but im just preaching what i practice. ps- if your in a small town, go to shows in the closest big city and be social. bam.

08-11-2010, 10:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
~~Dantastic~~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: A suburb Posts: 976 Thanks: 277 Thanked 323 Times in 218 Posts	Ive complained about this alot over the years here, and its interesting people still do it. Seems like the douche bags always have the best connects and the awesome guys who hook everyone up and still make money and are on the ball, they get washed out. I wont pretend I know why, its just kinda like that.

08-12-2010, 10:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
~~Dantastic~~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: A suburb Posts: 976 Thanks: 277 Thanked 323 Times in 218 Posts	I was gunna say maybe the dealer didnt like the kid too, but this is inquiring minds and of course if of gotten a pm about it, but leave it to grieves to be able to say what I wanted to with no repercussions at all. cuz thats how shit works around here.

08-12-2010, 01:24 PM	#13 (permalink)
Blunt Trama YaHookan Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	I've never had a problem with making public transactions. I was a driver for a dealer once and seen many QP's sold in the most busiest places. If this new guy is better than the other one, buy from him regardless of doing it in public.

08-12-2010, 06:28 PM	#15 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 14,874 Thanks: 2,166 Thanked 1,856 Times in 1,125 Posts	WHAT??! how dare you! /runs off to send warning pm to dan __________________ The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

08-12-2010, 06:35 PM	#16 (permalink)
Bar Rat YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	My "dealer" is my friend of 10 years. He's cool as shit and even let's me run a tab. Lately, it's been great as he's had a choice of schwag, mid-grade and dank although it's kinda hard not to go for the dank.

08-12-2010, 08:31 PM	#17 (permalink)
~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 12,086 Thanks: 522 Thanked 1,815 Times in 1,042 Posts	Try this on... Next time you see your buddy politely tell him " hey man, what the fuck, when I call you, I'm looking to put a little cash in your fuckin' pocket, you could at least have the courtesy to pick up the fuckin' phone I'm probably paying for." Smiling of course. You'd be surprised at how much you can clear up by tellin' the mofo to quit being a dick. __________________ "Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere." Albert Einstein --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

08-12-2010, 10:33 PM	#18 (permalink)
Rubix Stoner Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Midwest Posts: 8,863 Thanks: 3,412 Thanked 1,150 Times in 834 Posts	its pretty obvious to me. he's lazy. and takes his customers for granted. __________________ "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest her or his patients in the care of the human frame, in a proper diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease." -Thomas Edison

08-13-2010, 10:15 AM	#20 (permalink)
yo. Controversial Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SOCAL Posts: 1,297 Thanks: 658 Thanked 195 Times in 138 Posts	drugs'r bad, mmkay? __________________ "God" is an alien and we all came from another galaxy as an expansion of our specie's existence.

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