Bathroom smokers

Mercury · 08-23-2011, 08:46 PM

Can i get a hell yeah from all the bathroom smokers?

I've smoked with lots of different people and one thing that a lot of them have in common is that they tend to gravitate towards the bathroom when they toke up. Obviously it's because it confines the smoke/odor better than the rest of the house so you don't offend anyone who may happen to walk into the living room, for example. And also because the fan discreetly airs out the smoke and smell through the ceiling which decreases the chance of nosy neighbors getting a whiff somehow. And there's probably some other cosmic reason why the bathroom is always a great location to smoke.

And if you're anything like me you probably get lazy and just leave your shit in there, in a drawer or cupboard or whatever when you know damn well that shit belongs in your bedroom.

Dr. ShinDig · 08-23-2011, 09:21 PM

I had a friend who was adamant that we only spark up in the back yard or in the bathroom.

I personally don't care because my apartment is dinky and it doesn't matter what room you smoke in, the smell fills the whole place no matter what.

Xil · 08-23-2011, 09:37 PM

when i lived with my parents i always smoked in the bathroom. haven't in a few years but i think i may tonight just for nostalgia's sake

**Mafoo** · 08-23-2011, 09:57 PM

i smoke on my front porch during the night. ive smoked in my bathroom once, it was this year on 4th of july and i was drunk enough to think it was a good idea. i used a whole bottle of febreeze that day

if i have to smoke inside the best place is in my room with a towel under the door. i have 3 windows so the airflow is pretty good depending on the temp of inside and temp of outside the house.

Grieves · 08-23-2011, 11:19 PM

I hate how bathrooms are the chic place at parties for people to do their rails...It means if you have to take a shit you are most likely better off leaving the party finding a shitter and coming back, because it will take less time to do that than wait for the yack heads to clear out of the bathroom...

**Mafoo** · 08-23-2011, 11:29 PM

theres nothing chic about doing blow in the same place that peple piss and shit. your nose is a very vulnerable place for germs to enter. i get so grossed out by people that use dollar bills or w/e denomination to do line.

go to mcdonalds and steal a plastic straw and cut it down to size, you wont get hepatitis, i promise

Xil · 08-23-2011, 11:39 PM

or post-it notes if you tend to jab yourself (hurts less than the straw)

coke should be done in a room off a mirror or cd case or something...if you dont know anyone whose room you could use than you dont needa be getting coked out at that particular party. not that thats the way it is...just wishful thinking

Grieves · 08-23-2011, 11:43 PM

Shit, all I want to do is shit in someone else's house...

**Mafoo** · 08-23-2011, 11:46 PM

lol grieves one of my closest buds has this weird complex where whenever he enters a home hes never been in before he gets the desire to shit. he always does, its weird.

i kinda agree with xil, but i wish i could show you how to take lines out of the bag. basically you use two fingers and pinch off the amount you want and then it kinda fills in the crack between the two fingers(the yo is still in the bag). then you just hit it with a straw real quick. super sneaky. thats how we do it when we are out at festivals

Grieves · 08-24-2011, 12:11 AM

Burn the end of a straw to melt it shut....Put dope in straw...Seal it shut at the other end.....When the moment hits cut the top n' go...

**SageTree** · 08-24-2011, 07:45 AM

I used to sit and smoke a joint in the bathroom while the shower steamed up.
Then I got a nice steam bath, lots of opening up of my chest and lungs.
I always felt higher when I did that and attributed that to the clear chest.

HTAM · 08-24-2011, 08:41 AM

Bullets FTW at parties or anywhere?

deadhead94 · 08-24-2011, 08:48 AM

I smoke in my living room when I'm at home and in my room when I'm at m,y parents house. I've only ever used a bathroom to hotbox.

deadhead94 · 08-24-2011, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grieves

Burn the end of a straw to melt it shut....Put dope in straw...Seal it shut at the other end.....When the moment hits cut the top n' go...

I took heroin across the border like that. then I just put them in a bottle of shampoo. One leaked but the rest were fine. Its a good way to smuggle small amounts.

adventure · 08-24-2011, 09:12 AM

I smoke sometimes when i'm taking a dump but that's about it. I have smoked in other peoples bathrooms but not my "go to place"

Suliman · 08-24-2011, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

Can i get a hell yeah from all the bathroom smokers?

You can get a hell no from me.

I don't want to smell shit while I smoke

**SageTree** · 08-24-2011, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suliman

You can get a hell no from me.

I don't want to smell shit while I smoke

No shit man!!!!!

harharharharharharha rharharhar!!!!

nothing like a big old toke of methane.

Xil · 08-24-2011, 10:36 AM

if your bathroom constantly smells like shit you need to clean that thing man

The Don · 08-24-2011, 10:42 AM

Nah not really, I'm a grown ass man living in a country where the police would be hard pressed to come checking "because someone smelled something funny"

**SageTree** · 08-24-2011, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xil

if your bathroom constantly smells like shit you need to clean that thing man

or cut back on the protein in take

08-23-2011, 08:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	Bathroom smokers Can i get a hell yeah from all the bathroom smokers? I've smoked with lots of different people and one thing that a lot of them have in common is that they tend to gravitate towards the bathroom when they toke up. Obviously it's because it confines the smoke/odor better than the rest of the house so you don't offend anyone who may happen to walk into the living room, for example. And also because the fan discreetly airs out the smoke and smell through the ceiling which decreases the chance of nosy neighbors getting a whiff somehow. And there's probably some other cosmic reason why the bathroom is always a great location to smoke. And if you're anything like me you probably get lazy and just leave your shit in there, in a drawer or cupboard or whatever when you know damn well that shit belongs in your bedroom.

08-23-2011, 09:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dr. ShinDig seriously skewed Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 892 Thanks: 251 Thanked 232 Times in 168 Posts	I had a friend who was adamant that we only spark up in the back yard or in the bathroom. I personally don't care because my apartment is dinky and it doesn't matter what room you smoke in, the smell fills the whole place no matter what. __________________ Putting the High in "High Quality"

08-23-2011, 09:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,037 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	when i lived with my parents i always smoked in the bathroom. haven't in a few years but i think i may tonight just for nostalgia's sake __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

08-23-2011, 09:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	i smoke on my front porch during the night. ive smoked in my bathroom once, it was this year on 4th of july and i was drunk enough to think it was a good idea. i used a whole bottle of febreeze that day if i have to smoke inside the best place is in my room with a towel under the door. i have 3 windows so the airflow is pretty good depending on the temp of inside and temp of outside the house. __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

08-23-2011, 11:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,108 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,580 Thanked 3,129 Times in 1,722 Posts	I hate how bathrooms are the chic place at parties for people to do their rails...It means if you have to take a shit you are most likely better off leaving the party finding a shitter and coming back, because it will take less time to do that than wait for the yack heads to clear out of the bathroom... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

08-23-2011, 11:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	theres nothing chic about doing blow in the same place that peple piss and shit. your nose is a very vulnerable place for germs to enter. i get so grossed out by people that use dollar bills or w/e denomination to do line. go to mcdonalds and steal a plastic straw and cut it down to size, you wont get hepatitis, i promise __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

08-23-2011, 11:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,037 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	or post-it notes if you tend to jab yourself (hurts less than the straw) coke should be done in a room off a mirror or cd case or something...if you dont know anyone whose room you could use than you dont needa be getting coked out at that particular party. not that thats the way it is...just wishful thinking __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

08-23-2011, 11:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,108 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,580 Thanked 3,129 Times in 1,722 Posts	Shit, all I want to do is shit in someone else's house... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

08-23-2011, 11:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	lol grieves one of my closest buds has this weird complex where whenever he enters a home hes never been in before he gets the desire to shit. he always does, its weird. i kinda agree with xil, but i wish i could show you how to take lines out of the bag. basically you use two fingers and pinch off the amount you want and then it kinda fills in the crack between the two fingers(the yo is still in the bag). then you just hit it with a straw real quick. super sneaky. thats how we do it when we are out at festivals __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

08-24-2011, 12:11 AM	#10 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,108 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,580 Thanked 3,129 Times in 1,722 Posts	Burn the end of a straw to melt it shut....Put dope in straw...Seal it shut at the other end.....When the moment hits cut the top n' go... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

08-24-2011, 07:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	I used to sit and smoke a joint in the bathroom while the shower steamed up. Then I got a nice steam bath, lots of opening up of my chest and lungs. I always felt higher when I did that and attributed that to the clear chest. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

08-24-2011, 08:41 AM	#12 (permalink)
HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	Bullets FTW at parties or anywhere?

08-24-2011, 09:12 AM	#15 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,467 Times in 1,093 Posts	I smoke sometimes when i'm taking a dump but that's about it. I have smoked in other peoples bathrooms but not my "go to place" __________________ Coming Full Range

08-24-2011, 10:36 AM	#18 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,037 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	if your bathroom constantly smells like shit you need to clean that thing man __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

08-24-2011, 10:42 AM	#19 (permalink)
The Don You follow? Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 11,151 Thanks: 544 Thanked 781 Times in 426 Posts	Nah not really, I'm a grown ass man living in a country where the police would be hard pressed to come checking "because someone smelled something funny"

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