Enemas

Mescalito · 11-10-2011, 02:50 AM

Anyone ever tried it.. how did you feel.. what did you use.. etc..?

I just ordered a kit and I fully intend to shove it up my arse. I've done them before with a homemade contraption.. with coffee.. and with yoghurt.. and vinegar and lemon juice..

So FRESH.

I was considering trying it with some san pedro.. to save from javing to taste that slimy sour shit.

Pictures coming soon.. lol

M

Grieves · 11-10-2011, 02:55 AM

vodka and koolaid...root beer float...and strawberry delight are my favorites...

eldizle · 11-10-2011, 04:08 AM

I've plugged, and plugged solutions of drugs. so I guess that counts as an enema, but i've never tried them for the supposed health benefits or what have you. I get plenty of fiber from the smoothies i make, i'm not worried about my shitpipes needing some kind of extraordinary 'cleanse' (not that i'm claiming this as your intent, either, mesc.)

vinegar seems like it would hurt the shitpipes.

deadhead94 · 11-10-2011, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eldizle

I've plugged, and plugged solutions of drugs. so I guess that counts as an enema, but i've never tried them for the supposed health benefits or what have you. I get plenty of fiber from the smoothies i make, i'm not worried about my shitpipes needing some kind of extraordinary 'cleanse' (not that i'm claiming this as your intent, either, mesc.)

vinegar seems like it would hurt the shitpipes.

This.

Mescalito · 11-10-2011, 05:57 AM

hahah.. I remember ellis d talking bout plugin back in tha day..

I'm doing it partly to clean.. partly to experiment with putting various solutions up there.. lol.. sounds weird.. but aye.. whatever floats your boat yo..

Don't think I would ever try any alcoholic beverage up there tho.. drinking it isn't that bad. Really I'm mostly doing it out of curiosity.. as to what comes out. I swallowed a lego brick when I was 7... and I am hoping to see it again any day now...

M

Sir-Ex · 11-10-2011, 09:08 AM

Lol just to experiment making different ass smoothies? Aight man, you have fun!

Captain Cannabis · 11-10-2011, 09:22 AM

did you try lemon juice

clive · 11-10-2011, 09:38 AM

not being funny but you come across as a bit odd sometimes Matt, haven't you got anything better to do with your time than shoving stuff up your ass to see what it looks like when it comes out?

eldizle · 11-10-2011, 03:05 PM

c'mon, he was making a joke.

and even though i don't agree with it, there are a lot of people out there who get regular enemas.

Besides, it's his body, to do with as he pleases. Don't you have anything better to do than berate someone for their hobbies/body shit. your body, your life, your choices, and all.

Don't i have anything better to do than white knight on yahooka?

strange is better than bland.

Bobbito Blaze · 11-10-2011, 03:38 PM

No Joke some dude died from taking liquor in the rear like that. Has to do with the way it absorbed I belive it hits you faster and your body dont get to break it down. Takes less to kill you also.

clive · 11-10-2011, 03:45 PM

I don't think he's joking eldizle, i really dont

eldizle · 11-10-2011, 05:12 PM

it was something like 2L of sherry, if i remember correctly. alky drank his stomach out, had wifey run the plumbing, lo and behold having the alcohol go directly into your blood vessels in your butt is a lot more potent/quick acting than when metabolized normally in the stomach..

such a poor choice of butt liqour, as well. if I was going to kill myself with ethanolenema, the obvious choice would be champagne.

Roach · 11-10-2011, 05:22 PM

so if you made your ass into a bong you'd get twice as high.

@ "smoke that ass".

Quote:

there are a lot of people out there who get regular enemas.

which is not particularly good for you.

Sir-Ex · 11-10-2011, 05:28 PM

Humans and their never ending quest for madness.

Roach · 11-10-2011, 05:31 PM

yea it can result in a weakenig of the muscles, and lead to dependence (totally weak muscles)

diaper time.

Mescalito · 11-10-2011, 05:31 PM

Of course I'm not joking.. I'm GOING to find that lego brick. It has to be there somewhere.. Once I find it I can finally put at end to sifting through my shit for the last twenty years.

M

eldizle · 11-10-2011, 05:38 PM

that's scary stuff.

abuse your sphincter, lose your sphincter.

heard butt-sex could lead to warts/anal cancer-wonder if elderly porn starlets ever suffer incontinence? Hard to look sexy in a diaper.

penn and teller did a good show on enemas. For the interested.

Snowmayne · 11-10-2011, 06:17 PM

Video: Teens Using Vodka Filled Tampons & Inserting Them Into There Rectum Just To Get Drunk!

Roach · 11-10-2011, 06:44 PM

^ sounds like a waste of good vodka.

Grieves · 11-10-2011, 10:39 PM

sounds like a waste of good teenagers...

11-10-2011, 02:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,297 Thanks: 869 Thanked 912 Times in 448 Posts	Enemas Anyone ever tried it.. how did you feel.. what did you use.. etc..? I just ordered a kit and I fully intend to shove it up my arse. I've done them before with a homemade contraption.. with coffee.. and with yoghurt.. and vinegar and lemon juice.. So FRESH. I was considering trying it with some san pedro.. to save from javing to taste that slimy sour shit. Pictures coming soon.. lol M

11-10-2011, 02:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,108 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,580 Thanked 3,129 Times in 1,722 Posts	vodka and koolaid...root beer float...and strawberry delight are my favorites... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

11-10-2011, 09:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,821 Times in 2,258 Posts	Lol just to experiment making different ass smoothies? Aight man, you have fun! __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

11-10-2011, 09:22 AM	#7 (permalink)
Captain Cannabis safety word: more Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: m.i.a. Posts: 13,922 Thanks: 2,705 Thanked 3,174 Times in 1,812 Posts	did you try lemon juice __________________ fuck the monkeys

11-10-2011, 05:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,821 Times in 2,258 Posts	Humans and their never ending quest for madness. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

11-10-2011, 04:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
eldizle Love. Share it. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Inside a Microgram Scale Posts: 5,207 Thanks: 978 Thanked 591 Times in 423 Posts	I've plugged, and plugged solutions of drugs. so I guess that counts as an enema, but i've never tried them for the supposed health benefits or what have you. I get plenty of fiber from the smoothies i make, i'm not worried about my shitpipes needing some kind of extraordinary 'cleanse' (not that i'm claiming this as your intent, either, mesc.) vinegar seems like it would hurt the shitpipes.

11-10-2011, 05:57 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,297 Thanks: 869 Thanked 912 Times in 448 Posts	hahah.. I remember ellis d talking bout plugin back in tha day.. I'm doing it partly to clean.. partly to experiment with putting various solutions up there.. lol.. sounds weird.. but aye.. whatever floats your boat yo.. Don't think I would ever try any alcoholic beverage up there tho.. drinking it isn't that bad. Really I'm mostly doing it out of curiosity.. as to what comes out. I swallowed a lego brick when I was 7... and I am hoping to see it again any day now... M

11-10-2011, 03:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
eldizle Love. Share it. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Inside a Microgram Scale Posts: 5,207 Thanks: 978 Thanked 591 Times in 423 Posts	c'mon, he was making a joke. and even though i don't agree with it, there are a lot of people out there who get regular enemas. Besides, it's his body, to do with as he pleases. Don't you have anything better to do than berate someone for their hobbies/body shit. your body, your life, your choices, and all. Don't i have anything better to do than white knight on yahooka? strange is better than bland.

11-10-2011, 03:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
Bobbito Blaze YaHookan Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 166 Thanks: 2 Thanked 62 Times in 51 Posts	No Joke some dude died from taking liquor in the rear like that. Has to do with the way it absorbed I belive it hits you faster and your body dont get to break it down. Takes less to kill you also.

11-10-2011, 05:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
eldizle Love. Share it. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Inside a Microgram Scale Posts: 5,207 Thanks: 978 Thanked 591 Times in 423 Posts	it was something like 2L of sherry, if i remember correctly. alky drank his stomach out, had wifey run the plumbing, lo and behold having the alcohol go directly into your blood vessels in your butt is a lot more potent/quick acting than when metabolized normally in the stomach.. such a poor choice of butt liqour, as well. if I was going to kill myself with ethanolenema, the obvious choice would be champagne.

11-10-2011, 05:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,184 Thanks: 2,372 Thanked 1,987 Times in 1,509 Posts	yea it can result in a weakenig of the muscles, and lead to dependence (totally weak muscles) diaper time. __________________ לזיין את הקופים

11-10-2011, 05:31 PM	#16 (permalink)
Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,297 Thanks: 869 Thanked 912 Times in 448 Posts	Of course I'm not joking.. I'm GOING to find that lego brick. It has to be there somewhere.. Once I find it I can finally put at end to sifting through my shit for the last twenty years. M

11-10-2011, 05:38 PM	#17 (permalink)
eldizle Love. Share it. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Inside a Microgram Scale Posts: 5,207 Thanks: 978 Thanked 591 Times in 423 Posts	that's scary stuff. abuse your sphincter, lose your sphincter. heard butt-sex could lead to warts/anal cancer-wonder if elderly porn starlets ever suffer incontinence? Hard to look sexy in a diaper. penn and teller did a good show on enemas. For the interested.

11-10-2011, 06:17 PM	#18 (permalink)
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11-10-2011, 06:44 PM	#19 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,184 Thanks: 2,372 Thanked 1,987 Times in 1,509 Posts	^ sounds like a waste of good vodka. __________________ לזיין את הקופים

11-10-2011, 10:39 PM	#20 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,108 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,580 Thanked 3,129 Times in 1,722 Posts	sounds like a waste of good teenagers... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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