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Old 07-24-2010, 05:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hello. I was just reading a book by Greg Green and he mentioned this website. I reckon I will hang out and read yalls stuff. Nice to meet yall. I have Onyx, and Auto Assassin and one Afghani #1 in the seedling stage. They will be two weeks old on the morrow.
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Old 07-24-2010, 05:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2010, 05:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hi MonstruoTejas.

Greg Green's books are excellent IMO.

Check out the GTGH forum if you like.
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Old 07-24-2010, 05:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2010, 05:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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welcome. im sure slunt will like your avatar.

thats up his alley of art
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welcome. im sure slunt will like your avatar.

thats up his alley of art
I am not sure where I stole this picture but I did steal it. I like skulls. Love skull art. People think I am weird for that. You would too if you saw me. I am Texas RedNeck personified. I wear the straw cowboy hat, big Lone Star Beer belt buckle, pressed Wranglers, long sleeve button up shirts, etc etc. Drive big trucks and make my living on my tractors. Underneath all of that is a lot of body art, most of it skulls. I've been country since I was a little boy. I just like my grass and my skulls. Cant help it I reckon.

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Old 07-25-2010, 05:15 AM   #7 (permalink)
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you iron your jeans????
Actually, I drop my shirts and pants off at the cleaners. They do it. You might laugh, but the women EAT IT UP. They like well dressed, confident.
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Old 07-25-2010, 06:01 AM   #10 (permalink)
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kudos for using "on the morrow", I thought I was the only one who fancied using archaic sayings like this.
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kudos for using "on the morrow", I thought I was the only one who fancied using archaic sayings like this.
I read a lot. You run across things like that a few times it sticks to your brain somehow.

Thank You for the Kudos. I have not used archaic before. I will have to work it in.
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I read a lot. You run across things like that a few times it sticks to your brain somehow.

Thank You for the Kudos. I have not used archaic before. I will have to work it in.
Amen to the book comment. When I had corrective eye surgery I listened to a lot of books on tape and I was speaking like Hemingway and Vern by the end of the second day

Call to boss on answering machine: "Greetings Dan, If you had your druthers, would it be in your interest for me to deliver them to your hand or would you rather I send them in the post."

Dan played this back for me and was like WTF kinda pain killers where you on?!

I told him Tylenol Act 3's

Curse Hemingway and his 3 page paragraph about picking up a cup of coffee


ANYWAYS Cheers Brother! short and sweet Welcome to the sight


PS. We got mentioned in a book?!
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I dig your avatar. It reminded me of GhostRider, and then I read your comment about ridin' the tractor with a beer in your hand. And though about GhostRider on his day off, y'know?



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Old 07-26-2010, 12:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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welcome! good on you for being a country stoner, thats some courage i think. the southern states have some crazy harsh laws about mary jane

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