Please help !

cheyenne73 · 03-02-2011, 05:00 AM

I have never done this before so please forgive me if im in the wrong part . Ok here it goes . I was recently put on probation and i am trying like hell to get clean but i messed up . I have to report in 1 day and i guess i am asking if any one knows the best way to pass a ua test ? I'm not sure if i can say for what i need to be clean for so please help me !

**SageTree** · 03-02-2011, 05:25 AM

I have zero advice.
No experience with probation tests.

When was the last time you smoked?
How much?
How long ago was the time before that?
How much do you weight?
Body fat?
Good metabolism?

These are sorta what people ask when questions like this come up, so that might help create a profile for anyone who comes in here to help.

A few questions are out of the way, ya know what I mean?

Good luck.

Roach · 03-02-2011, 11:13 AM

depends on what your probation is for.

My crime had nothing to do with drugs therefore I wasn't ever (in two years) asked to pee in a cup (no drug tests at all)

A local head shop may carry synthetic urine , but in one day you wouldn't be able to order Test Clear products and have them in time.

Quote:

but i messed up

Meaning you used drugs ?
I'm guessing your offence was drug related , and that's why your being tested.

Even flushing your system takes a couple days, but I'd go that route.(better late than never)

You might try using a clean persons urine (of the same sex as you).
I'd also order someones artificial urine for the next time .

profit · 03-05-2011, 10:41 AM

you're fucked bro
i know it sucks

wellfleation · 03-05-2011, 07:08 PM

So if you are on probation, probation can ask you for a random drug test at anytime. I assumed this had to be included in the conditions of your probation?

**~~tpsky~~** · 03-09-2011, 06:32 PM

depends on what your probation is for.

My crime had nothing to do with drugs therefore I wasn't ever (in two years) asked to pee in a cup (no drug tests at all)

A local head shop may carry synthetic urine , but in one day you wouldn't be able to order Test Clear products and have them in time.

Kilana · 03-10-2011, 03:21 PM

I'd bring another person's piss... as horrendous as that is...

**~~tpsky~~** · 03-10-2011, 07:06 PM

These are sorta what people ask when questions like this come up, so that might help create a profile for anyone who comes in here to help.

A few questions are out of the way, ya know what I mean?

Good luck.
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anitablaze · 03-14-2011, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wellfleation

So if you are on probation, probation can ask you for a random drug test at anytime. I assumed this had to be included in the conditions of your probation?

i like your sig. prepare for a friend request.

Roach · 03-22-2011, 01:53 AM

so who was the (banned) idiot who was copy/paste-ing our replies as their own ?

SmokeaJoint · 03-22-2011, 01:57 AM

Some newfag....

The Don · 03-22-2011, 02:03 AM

Only newfags say newfags.

Paradox yo.

Roach · 03-22-2011, 02:07 AM

usually it's an oldfag trying to get back in after banning.

SmokeaJoint · 03-22-2011, 02:31 AM

Well, this one had spammy links in his sig, thats why he got das boot.

03-02-2011, 05:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
cheyenne73 YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Please help ! I have never done this before so please forgive me if im in the wrong part . Ok here it goes . I was recently put on probation and i am trying like hell to get clean but i messed up . I have to report in 1 day and i guess i am asking if any one knows the best way to pass a ua test ? I'm not sure if i can say for what i need to be clean for so please help me !

03-02-2011, 05:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	I have zero advice. No experience with probation tests. When was the last time you smoked? How much? How long ago was the time before that? How much do you weight? Body fat? Good metabolism? These are sorta what people ask when questions like this come up, so that might help create a profile for anyone who comes in here to help. A few questions are out of the way, ya know what I mean? Good luck. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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wellfleation Old School Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Methuen, MASSHOLE Posts: 3,854 Thanks: 196 Thanked 601 Times in 427 Posts	So if you are on probation, probation can ask you for a random drug test at anytime. I assumed this had to be included in the conditions of your probation? __________________ FIGHTPOWER

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Kilana YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: London, Canada Posts: 84 Thanks: 59 Thanked 13 Times in 11 Posts	I'd bring another person's piss... as horrendous as that is... __________________ "It's my body, thank you very much; I'll do what I want with it." ---Kilana Martin "I am what I am because of who we all are" ---African Proverb

03-09-2011, 06:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
~~tpsky~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	depends on what your probation is for. My crime had nothing to do with drugs therefore I wasn't ever (in two years) asked to pee in a cup (no drug tests at all) A local head shop may carry synthetic urine , but in one day you wouldn't be able to order Test Clear products and have them in time.

03-10-2011, 07:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
~~tpsky~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	These are sorta what people ask when questions like this come up, so that might help create a profile for anyone who comes in here to help. A few questions are out of the way, ya know what I mean? Good luck. __________________

03-22-2011, 01:53 AM	#10 (permalink)
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03-22-2011, 02:07 AM	#13 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,184 Thanks: 2,372 Thanked 1,987 Times in 1,509 Posts	usually it's an oldfag trying to get back in after banning. __________________ לזיין את הקופים

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