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Old 07-07-2012, 08:59 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2012, 09:28 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Now you know I've never done anything embarrassing, son.
Right...sure you haven't. I think we all know that's a lie. I've got a list longer than my crank...which is a pretty long list if I do say so myself, he he he.
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Old 07-07-2012, 11:14 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Just remember 1 thing...you didn't know me until I was 37 yrs old. I've known you since age 0 & believe me, some of those 'early' years took some Early Times just to make it thru the gagging on loaded dipes!!
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Old 07-07-2012, 11:21 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Just remember 1 thing...you didn't know me until I was 37 yrs old. I've known you since age 0 & believe me, some of those 'early' years took some Early Times just to make it thru the gagging on loaded dipes!!
LOL, fuckin'A my friend. I've been there too.
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Old 07-07-2012, 11:25 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2012, 12:23 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Just remember 1 thing...you didn't know me until I was 37 yrs old. I've known you since age 0 & believe me, some of those 'early' years took some Early Times just to make it thru the gagging on loaded dipes!!
I guess you're right dad. I didn't know you until you were 37 years old...and thank goodness for that. I'm pretty sure I would've blown my brains out by now if I new you for even one day longer than I have.

Also, might I just add how lucky you've been to of known me since birth. Even those dumps I took as a baby were a gift just for you.

SMELL THE SEWAGE THAT IS ME DAD!
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Old 07-08-2012, 12:58 AM   #47 (permalink)
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SMELL THE SEWAGE THAT IS ME DAD!
Believe me, son...I do every morning when walking by your outhouse. I don't know why you insist on shitting in a tub...I guess it's the closest thing to your 'potty-trainer' that you could get. Just empty the damn thing, will ya?
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Old 07-08-2012, 08:20 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Welcome Son of Zoltron. Soon to be known as "SOZ".
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Now you know I've never done anything embarrassing, son.
I remember that time you shot that clown while wearing high heels, fishnet stockings and a Toronto Maple Leafs Jersey. I would find that embarrassing, I mean really...A Leafs Jersey!
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Old 07-08-2012, 09:39 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2012, 01:22 PM   #51 (permalink)
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oh what are you two characters like
You wouldn't believe me even if I told you clive. Lets just say you all are lucky to only be reading our posts. If you ever met us in real life you probably would just take one look at us and start blowing chunks everywhere, he he.

The sad part is every word I just said is absolutely true.

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Welcome Son of Zoltron. Soon to be known as "SOZ".
Thanks turmaline. Oh dear "SOZ" is finally here, someone please pass me a beer...oh wait, I don't drink, he he.

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Believe me, son...I do every morning when walking by your outhouse. I don't know why you insist on shitting in a tub...I guess it's the closest thing to your 'potty-trainer' that you could get. Just empty the damn thing, will ya?
Dad you should know this by now. I take a dump in the tub because we've got to keep the toilet constantly available for emergency drug flushing. You know just in case the cops break in like they did last week and I was on the toilet so you couldn't flush the stash. So then we had to spend the night with a guy named Laverne and his brother shirley down at county...not very good memories dad.

Alright dad if you insist I'll take a dump on your face...wait you didn't mention anything about that did you. Huh... well what do you say?
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Old 07-08-2012, 02:03 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Good lord, son, you have lost what little mind you had!!

Guess I can't blame you...it runs in the family, you sick little fucker you...
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Good lord, son, you have lost what little mind you had!!

Guess I can't blame you...it runs in the family, you sick little fucker you...
That's for sure dad, it definitly runs in the family. You're wrong about one thing though. With you as a father I never had any kind mind to begin with so how could I loose any of it...my mind was non existent from day one thanks to you, he he he.

By the way, I told not to show everyone my baby picture. This is just great now everybody knows what I look like...great going dad.
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You two need to make a road trip to Roswell, ASAP.

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Good point, Sage...it'll be great to visit our entry point before we were whisked away to A-51. Plus it'll be good to see Tommy Lee Jones & Will Smith once again. I just hope we don't have to sit thru an entire CD of DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Princess.
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Good point, Sage...it'll be great to visit our entry point before we were whisked away to A-51. Plus it'll be good to see Tommy Lee Jones & Will Smith once again. I just hope we don't have to sit thru an entire CD of DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Princess.
WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE AND PLACES YOU TWO ARE TALKING ABOUT! I'm so lost, he he he.
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I just hope we don't have to sit thru an entire CD of DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Princess.
Parents just don't understand.
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WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE AND PLACES YOU TWO ARE TALKING ABOUT! I'm so lost, he he he.

So, son...what's it like living in your world? Are you using that anti-reality mechanism you were born with?

Ya know, most of us have to do a few bong blasts to get our craniums where yours is 24/7...
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so when u were a kid were u pinching nugs out your daddy's stash?
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So, son...what's it like living in your world? Are you using that anti-reality mechanism you were born with?

Ya know, most of us have to do a few bong blasts to get our craniums where yours is 24/7...
It's actually a very cool place to live...kind of dark though. No drugs nessasary for access ether.

Admit it though dad you stopped needing bong blasts for admittance into my world when you where like 2-3 years old...if not earlier. This man's first rattle was a bong with seeds in it, he he he.

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so when u were a kid were u pinching nugs out your daddy's stash?
Couldn't Xil, my arms weren't long enough. So I just went around destroying everything I could reach because I was so tense. Someone please, blow some blasts in that baby's face to calm him down....That 's not what I meant.
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