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Old 03-21-2014, 05:41 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2014, 06:59 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I'm close to San Diego. Looks like you have a drive ahead of you.
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Old 03-21-2014, 07:32 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Old 03-23-2014, 03:27 AM   #45 (permalink)
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El Centro is in Imperial County and about another hour or two east of me. I rarely go thru the checkpoints... only about once or twice a year to head out to Ocotillo to ride. We usually smoke all we have while we are out there so we don't bring anything back thru the checkpoints. But from what I understand, if it's just a personal amount they take it from you and send you on your way. I know a few Border Patrol agents and they don't seem to want to waste time on a single stoner on his way to town. They are out for the big busts.

Still... I don't chance it. If I know I'm going thru the checkpoint I make sure I have nothing on me. If a Dog hits on your car they have no problem totally dismantling it to see whats hiding inside. I don't want to go thru the hassle of putting my dash back in... do you know how much of a pain in the ass that is??!?
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Old 03-24-2014, 09:44 AM   #46 (permalink)
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I think that this shit is fucking bullshit.
The same people who don't want illegals crossing over give the border patrol a hard time. You can't have it both ways! All they are going to ask him is if he is an American Citizen. They don't even ask for ID most of the time. I mean if they demanded more information then they need it would be one thing... but to just be an asshole straight out of the gate to someone who is trying to do their job... it's just wrong. I would fight them tooth and nail if they tried to search my car, but I happily answer the few questions they ask me when I drive thru. I usually joke around with them, and I thank them for what they do.
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Old 03-24-2014, 10:11 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Old 03-24-2014, 10:13 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Ya... I kinda noticed by the posts about escorts and porn that this is a Male Dominated community. Suits me just fine, I don't get along well with women.
I thought they said you were bisexual or lesbian, though? ...the plot thickens!

Just fuckin w/you, nobody keepin' tabs. Welcome and enjoy your stay at the YHKA.
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Old 03-24-2014, 10:22 AM   #49 (permalink)
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I am a Bisexual married to a man.

He lets me have play dates.
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Oh. get it gurl

My point though, was that batting for Team Estrogen seems paradoxical while you're not particularly fond of the teammates, so to speak.
On the other hand, chauvinistic men & man-hating women have no qualms about knocking boots, either
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Old 03-24-2014, 12:31 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Oh. get it gurl

My point though, was that batting for Team Estrogen seems paradoxical while you're not particularly fond of the teammates, so to speak.
On the other hand, chauvinistic men & man-hating women have no qualms about knocking boots, either

You are absolutely right. I guess all I can say is I enjoy BEING with women... but I don't enjoy talking to some of them? I just generally get along better with men. I find I have more to talk about with them. I can't discuss hair and makeup and fashion trends, I don't know anything about that kind of stuff. I Know about Guns, dirtbikes, cars... So if I find females that can relate then we are cool. I guess I just feel like the very girly girls look down at me because I usually have dirty clothes on, my roots are showing and I have grease under my nails. That kind of attitude pisses me off.

It probably has a lot to do with where I live. These women can't check the mail without a full face of makeup and a pushup bra on. Picking my kid up from school is like walking into a Coach purse advertisement. Conversations at Little league games are all about which cruise destination is best this year... All the while they look down their nose at my outrageous colored hair, walmart Bob Marley t-shirt and cut off jeans. They snicker behind my back and give me dirty looks because their husbands come to me for advice on getting their bikes running.

THESE are the women I can't stand.

I hope I didn't offend any of the ladies on here with my earlier comments about not liking women. You have all been very nice and welcoming to me. Thank you for that.

I'm going to go chill with my foot in my mouth now.
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Old 03-24-2014, 12:45 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I can't discuss hair and makeup and fashion trends, I don't know anything about that kind of stuff. I Know about Guns, dirtbikes, cars... So if I find females that can relate then we are cool.


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Old 03-24-2014, 12:55 PM   #54 (permalink)
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There are men who snicker at me.

But I write their names down and rape them on a later date.

Everything in balance.
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You are absolutely right. I guess all I can say is I enjoy BEING with women... but I don't enjoy talking to some of them? I just generally get along better with men. I find I have more to talk about with them. I can't discuss hair and makeup and fashion trends, I don't know anything about that kind of stuff. I Know about Guns, dirtbikes, cars... So if I find females that can relate then we are cool. I guess I just feel like the very girly girls look down at me because I usually have dirty clothes on, my roots are showing and I have grease under my nails. That kind of attitude pisses me off.

It probably has a lot to do with where I live. These women can't check the mail without a full face of makeup and a pushup bra on. Picking my kid up from school is like walking into a Coach purse advertisement. Conversations at Little league games are all about which cruise destination is best this year... All the while they look down their nose at my outrageous colored hair, walmart Bob Marley t-shirt and cut off jeans. They snicker behind my back and give me dirty looks because their husbands come to me for advice on getting their bikes running.

THESE are the women I can't stand.

I hope I didn't offend any of the ladies on here with my earlier comments about not liking women. You have all been very nice and welcoming to me. Thank you for that.

I'm going to go chill with my foot in my mouth now.
No worries, Yahooka isn't the type of place that attracts basics.
You live in California yet most of the folks you encounter are pumpkin spice latte Beckys? What a letdown.

I always thought of Cali as among the relative few alt/weirdo-friendly states. Case in point, shit like recreational marijuana use, body mods, political activism, art(etc)aren't automatically misjudged as unprofessional or taboo in CA. I admire the comparatively laid-back, easy-going vibe.

Throughout most of the South, East Coast & Midwest, the opposite is true. Visible tattoo(s)? Unemployable trash. Vegetarian? Hippie faggot. Colorful outfit? Ratchet mess.
West coast for the win.
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Idk about that SARS it seems like everyone in the south is covered in tattoos


I agree about women being generally terrible for conversation. That's pretty much why I don't date. Also most dudes are pretty terrible there too but at least we can talk shit and joke without feelings being brought in. But also when I'm hangin with my bros we might barely talk at all, there's only a handful of girls I've been with that can hang on that level.
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Sometimes I sign out of yahooka and pretend I'm gonna log in as The SARS Volta..

I practice typing it in, seeing what it would feel like to be her.. typing it in..


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at least we can talk shit and joke without feelings being brought in.
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