Horrible Movies - Page 4

crookedhatinator45 · 11-24-2009, 02:32 PM

anything Narnia is the suck. ya, i said it osirus. who's that other narnian? tell him i said it too.

Sir-Ex · 11-24-2009, 04:08 PM

I saw it in amsterdam for some reason. Yeah it sucked.

osirus2020 · 11-24-2009, 04:19 PM

I saw American Carol with my girlfriend and her mom a couple years ago. That was by far the worst thing I have ever seen. In fact, it's so bad I really cant even consider it a film. It was almost like having to watch Barney at church for 2 hours.

osirus2020 · 11-24-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

anything Narnia is the suck. ya, i said it osirus. who's that other narnian? tell him i said it too.

That's ok. I hated all of the films. I don't understand why you keep talking about Narnia though.

The Rev · 11-24-2009, 04:51 PM

2012. The only way it was good is in the ironic way it made me wish for the end of the world.

The Rev

The Rev · 11-24-2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

Don't they have a law that says that if your kid actually looks like that, it's okay to kill it at birth?

The Rev

Hedons · 11-29-2009, 04:29 PM

"Manos: The Hands of Fate"

Worst movie ever!!!

Some films are so bad, they're good. Meaning "fun" or "entertaining" or at least "interesting"... But few films can claim to be so dreadful, you actually feel physical pain while viewing them. So bad are these damned few that you don't experience them or watch them: you "endure" them. This is the mother of all such films! "Manos the hands of fate" is without a doubt the most inept and atrociously awful film ever made. Its poorness is so extreme that of itself it is the film's strongest selling emphasis. The script is non-existent, the acting makes Steven Seagal look like a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company and the editing could have less horrendously botched by a blind Eskimo with no arms. It is also painfully slow. this film makes its approximately 70 minute running time and make you feel like you've aged ten years. That's what makes a film truly bad: the fact that despite its overbearing weaknesses it isn't even entertaining!

-Hedons

bong_rip_mom · 01-30-2010, 05:38 PM

Twilight. The worst vampire movie ever made. I rented it out of the redbox for a dollar. By the end I was pissed I paid that much.

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	I saw it in amsterdam for some reason. Yeah it sucked. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,863 Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 5,418 Times in 2,864 Posts	2012. The only way it was good is in the ironic way it made me wish for the end of the world. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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Hedons Ribbed for her pleasure! Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Chicago Burbs. Delta(x) times Delta(p) is greater than or equal to h-bar over two. Posts: 4,645 Thanks: 23 Thanked 189 Times in 101 Posts	"Manos: The Hands of Fate" Worst movie ever!!! Some films are so bad, they're good. Meaning "fun" or "entertaining" or at least "interesting"... But few films can claim to be so dreadful, you actually feel physical pain while viewing them. So bad are these damned few that you don't experience them or watch them: you "endure" them. This is the mother of all such films! "Manos the hands of fate" is without a doubt the most inept and atrociously awful film ever made. Its poorness is so extreme that of itself it is the film's strongest selling emphasis. The script is non-existent, the acting makes Steven Seagal look like a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company and the editing could have less horrendously botched by a blind Eskimo with no arms. It is also painfully slow. this film makes its approximately 70 minute running time and make you feel like you've aged ten years. That's what makes a film truly bad: the fact that despite its overbearing weaknesses it isn't even entertaining! -Hedons __________________ New and improved! Now with flushable applicator. Last edited by Hedons; 11-29-2009 at 04:32 PM.

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