Horrible Movies

**~~stateofkane~~** · 10-23-2009, 09:13 AM

-I love you, man
-Tenacious D in the pick of destiny
-Pineapple Express
-Dazed and Confused
-Road Trip
-Walking Tall
-Step Brothers
-Saw II
-Syriana
-The devil's rejects
-The hills have eyes
-American Pie
-Knocked up
-The 40-year old virgin

Lloydy · 10-23-2009, 11:07 AM

i second tenacious d, what a pile of shite that film is. jack black is about as funny as a family funeral

crookedhatinator45 · 10-23-2009, 12:06 PM

i love you man was aiight.. and 40-yr-old and pineaplle express are solid. how could you put those up there ahead of Kangaroo Jack and shit?

also, dazed & confused is not a bad movie at all. i just noticed that on my way out of the thread..

B. · 10-23-2009, 01:05 PM

Thought Pineapple Express was mildly amusing for a dumb film... mainly because I find most things with pothead stereotypes mildly amusing, cos I can see elements of myself in them. hehe

I guess you mean the remake of The Hills have Eyes? Haven't seen that one but the original Wes Craven one was class in a low budget 70's kinda way.

Don't think I have seen the rest other than American Pie and Saw II, but have never been a fan of teen comedy so I'm inclined to agree that those ones probably all suck big hairy balls, including American Pie... which was indeed, shit.

Saw II wasn't that bad IMO... can't actually remember which one it is, but they were all fairly entertaining.

Mydriasis · 10-23-2009, 01:25 PM

Joes Appartment "Sex Bugs and Rock and Roll". The whole time though I couldn't stop saying WTF?

crookedhatinator45 · 10-23-2009, 01:50 PM

a few weeks ago, me and chica snuck into a few movies this one night.. 2nd one we snuck into was that Jeniffer's Body flick.. SOOOOOO bad we left. i felt ripped off and i was the one stealing.

Sir-Ex · 10-23-2009, 03:09 PM

Shitty movie list:
- The Sixth Sense; what a snore fest.. and what twist ending? Who didn't guess he was dead?
- Star Wars Ep 1 The Phantom Menace

Can't think of anything else other than what is shitty be genre.

Sir-Ex · 10-23-2009, 03:10 PM

And what are you talking about Joes Apartment being bad?? The part where he has to play drums at the gig was a-class funny shit brah

**~~stateofkane~~** · 10-23-2009, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herbinator45

i love you man was aiight.. and 40-yr-old and pineaplle express are solid. how could you put those up there ahead of Kangaroo Jack and shit?

also, dazed & confused is not a bad movie at all. i just noticed that on my way out of the thread..

I haven't seen kangaroo jack.

There are a lot of movies that I could include that I've seen, but these are most worthy. Dazed and Confused was good when I first saw it.

**~~stateofkane~~** · 10-23-2009, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

Shitty movie list:
- The Sixth Sense; what a snore fest.. and what twist ending? Who didn't guess he was dead?
- Star Wars Ep 1 The Phantom Menace

Can't think of anything else other than what is shitty be genre.

I agree 6th sense was only an average movie to me, and I liked unbreakable which a lot of ppl said was boring.

A shit list hasn't been done, best movie list has.

ggpr · 10-23-2009, 06:18 PM

IMDb Bottom 100
Worst of the Worst 2009 - Witless Protection - Rotten Tomatoes

Those are pretty solid lists of worst movies. I haven't seen many of them but what i have seen i would agree.

In regards to the OP's list. I would have to disagree with the choices:
Pineapple Express, I Love You Man, Knocked Up, 40 Yr Old Virgin, and American Pie. Step Brothers wasn't too bad either, definitely not the greatest movie for anyone involved, but not worthy of a worst movies list IMO.

I have never watched any of the "<insert topic> movie"(date movie, disaster movie etc) besides the original scary movie, but they all seem like they would be completely terrible. They all appear frequently on worst movie lists.

I have seen slight bits of "Battlefield Earth", and what i did see was terrible. It is pretty common on worst movies lists too.

I think the paris hilton movie "The Hottie and the Notty" is one of the worst movies ever in terms of theater sales. I can only assume the movie was completely terrible too.
From Wikipedia:

Quote:

The film was a major box office disaster. In its opening weekend, the film grossed $27,696 in 111 theaters in the United States, averaging $249 per theater.[14] The Houston Chronicle determined that, based on average ticket prices, this represented an average of 35 people seeing the movie per theatre on its opening weekend, or an average of five per showing.[15] In other words, the movie "bombed", costing the production company responsible over $8,000,000

Sir-Ex · 10-23-2009, 06:57 PM

I must be the only guy on this Earth that was completely naive to Battlefield Earth being a bad movie. Maybe I was in a good mood when I saw it or something but I walked out of that dollar theater feeling pleasantly gratified for having watched it.

ggpr · 10-23-2009, 09:22 PM

Maybe your a scientologist at heart

catastrophe · 10-23-2009, 09:26 PM

crookedhatinator45 · 10-23-2009, 09:44 PM

Battlefield Turd is one of the lamest things in the history of lameness.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-23-2009, 09:46 PM

prettttty sure this was the model of the ship from battlefield earth:

Sir-Ex · 10-24-2009, 12:55 AM

Kristen Stewart and I are like, fuck buddies.

FPGP · 10-24-2009, 01:32 AM

I agree with every movie on your list EXCEPT for 40 year old virgin, now that movie was hilarious!

Lloydy · 10-24-2009, 02:48 AM

any "teen comedy" like american pie, scary movie etc. theyre all shit, and its unbelievable how many adults find that shite funny. it was funny when i was 12

Sir-Ex · 10-25-2009, 03:50 PM

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH, hold on.

The Devil's Rejects? BAD?

Are you fucking kidding me that movie was excellent.

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,692 Thanks: 469 Thanked 2,188 Times in 1,002 Posts	i second tenacious d, what a pile of shite that film is. jack black is about as funny as a family funeral __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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B. Drexciyan Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 762 Thanks: 19 Thanked 85 Times in 66 Posts	Thought Pineapple Express was mildly amusing for a dumb film... mainly because I find most things with pothead stereotypes mildly amusing, cos I can see elements of myself in them. hehe I guess you mean the remake of The Hills have Eyes? Haven't seen that one but the original Wes Craven one was class in a low budget 70's kinda way. Don't think I have seen the rest other than American Pie and Saw II, but have never been a fan of teen comedy so I'm inclined to agree that those ones probably all suck big hairy balls, including American Pie... which was indeed, shit. Saw II wasn't that bad IMO... can't actually remember which one it is, but they were all fairly entertaining. __________________ The Lizard-Man makes his living as a freak... Sound Cloud photos

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,465 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,130 Times in 1,873 Posts	Shitty movie list: - The Sixth Sense; what a snore fest.. and what twist ending? Who didn't guess he was dead? - Star Wars Ep 1 The Phantom Menace Can't think of anything else other than what is shitty be genre. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,465 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,130 Times in 1,873 Posts	And what are you talking about Joes Apartment being bad?? The part where he has to play drums at the gig was a-class funny shit brah __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,465 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,130 Times in 1,873 Posts	I must be the only guy on this Earth that was completely naive to Battlefield Earth being a bad movie. Maybe I was in a good mood when I saw it or something but I walked out of that dollar theater feeling pleasantly gratified for having watched it. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,465 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,130 Times in 1,873 Posts	Kristen Stewart and I are like, fuck buddies. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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FPGP YaHookan Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 21 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	I agree with every movie on your list EXCEPT for 40 year old virgin, now that movie was hilarious!

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,692 Thanks: 469 Thanked 2,188 Times in 1,002 Posts	any "teen comedy" like american pie, scary movie etc. theyre all shit, and its unbelievable how many adults find that shite funny. it was funny when i was 12 __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,465 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,130 Times in 1,873 Posts	WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH, hold on. The Devil's Rejects? BAD? Are you fucking kidding me that movie was excellent. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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