2012

The Rev · 11-15-2009, 06:00 PM

I just saw this piece of crap, and I have to tell you, it's a piece of crap. The storyline is cheesy enough to give you chest pain, the science behind the doomsday scenario is rediculous, and it's basically every Irwin Allen movie all crammed into one, with such excessive CGI that I believe this movie will be forever known as the movie that killed CGI. Between Transformers and this piece of SPAM, quantity of CGI will no long pass for quality.

Seriously, if you like to see things like L.A. sliding into the ocean, or the Yellowstone caldera going up, then see it for that, because they have at least three movies worth of over-the-top devastation footage. Beyond that, it easily replaces Twister as the worlds most expensive "B" movie.

I give it my Rev's Biggest Piece of Cinematic Shit of the Year award.

The Rev

Ego Tripping · 11-15-2009, 07:32 PM

I'm shocked.

Can you PM me what the "end" of the movie is? Alien species? Un-explained force of destruction? Monsters? Also, what's the end point of the movie? Human race starts over?

I'm curious how they fucked with the reality of the myth, but not curious enough to subject my myself to that kind of torture enough to watch it.

reverie · 11-15-2009, 08:48 PM

Thank you, Rev, for saving me money, gas and plenty of reasoning against the boyfriend. Fortunately he respects your opinion.

Ps. Men Who Stare at Goats was no better.

verklingen · 11-16-2009, 07:37 AM

i saw everything i need to see in this, and then some:

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ACTING!!1!

clive · 11-16-2009, 08:52 AM

I knew it'd be shit I KNEW!!!!

cantSEEme · 11-16-2009, 09:04 AM

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Detonating atop the weekend box office, 2012 swept in with an estimated $65 million on approximately 6,500 screens at 3,404 sites, ranking as the seventh highest grossing November debut ever.

Weekend Report: ‘2012’ Plagues the Box Office - Box Office Mojo

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Originally Posted by ©antSEEme

really stupid, and yes, i think it will flop, but at first, will prob. bring in big $ cause ppl will line up to see it, then exit the movie half-way through.

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Originally Posted by The Rev

I just saw this piece of crap, and I have to tell you, it's a piece of crap.

also called it.

Sir-Ex · 11-16-2009, 09:32 AM

Yeah people love them disaster movies.

I don't like john cusack when he's doing action though. He's a comic actor in my books ain't good for nothing else.

11-15-2009, 06:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,672 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,057 Times in 2,708 Posts	2012 I just saw this piece of crap, and I have to tell you, it's a piece of crap. The storyline is cheesy enough to give you chest pain, the science behind the doomsday scenario is rediculous, and it's basically every Irwin Allen movie all crammed into one, with such excessive CGI that I believe this movie will be forever known as the movie that killed CGI. Between Transformers and this piece of SPAM, quantity of CGI will no long pass for quality. Seriously, if you like to see things like L.A. sliding into the ocean, or the Yellowstone caldera going up, then see it for that, because they have at least three movies worth of over-the-top devastation footage. Beyond that, it easily replaces Twister as the worlds most expensive "B" movie. I give it my Rev's Biggest Piece of Cinematic Shit of the Year award. The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

11-15-2009, 07:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ego Tripping Are you in? Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 13,461 Thanks: 229 Thanked 657 Times in 438 Posts	I'm shocked. Can you PM me what the "end" of the movie is? Alien species? Un-explained force of destruction? Monsters? Also, what's the end point of the movie? Human race starts over? I'm curious how they fucked with the reality of the myth, but not curious enough to subject my myself to that kind of torture enough to watch it. __________________ God appears, and God is light, To those poor souls who dwell in night; But does a human form display To those who dwell in realms of day.

11-15-2009, 08:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
reverie Cruising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 1,422 Thanks: 29 Thanked 68 Times in 52 Posts	Thank you, Rev, for saving me money, gas and plenty of reasoning against the boyfriend. Fortunately he respects your opinion. Ps. Men Who Stare at Goats was no better. __________________ "For thought is a bird of space, that in a cage of words may indeed unfold its wings but cannot fly." -Gibran "Where there is cruise there is an escort of anti-cruise. But even in a bastion of anti-cruise fodder... there is cruise" -Levitch dissolve popular detachment

11-16-2009, 07:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	i saw everything i need to see in this, and then some: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iX6cfzDpd_o&hl=en_US &fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScree n" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptacc ess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iX6cfzDpd_o&hl=en_US &fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="a lways" allowfullscreen="tru e" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> ACTING!!1! __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,465 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,130 Times in 1,873 Posts	Yeah people love them disaster movies. I don't like john cusack when he's doing action though. He's a comic actor in my books ain't good for nothing else. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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