The iPad - Page 2

John F. Kerry · 01-27-2010, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Being

would be cool to lay in bed with my wife and watch some movies or play some games or something. maybe read a book like a kindle.

this just made me lol, a married persons first instinct when in bed with the wife- watch a movie or play games , lol

its like something i heard someone say the other day, marriage means putting sex on your weekly to do list.

the-who? · 01-27-2010, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by John F. Kerry

^ a brand new pc runs fast as hell, its not pcs faults that virus makers go after them more because 90% of computer users use pcs.

I have both, i know a PC isn't a complete piece of shit like mac fans would like you to believe.. but when I first got my macbook I decided to stress test it because it was the first mac I had owned since 1994.. first thing I did was run a few games with the graphics on max settings.. ran smoothly.

Opened itunes, played a song with the game still running. Smooth. Kept the song playing and the game running opened firefox and hit up some pr0n.. Opened iphoto, garageband. everything remained smooth. Still functions like that to this day, and on top of that, Apple care will cover thousands of dollars worth of damage. That's just my story on how I became a stuck up mac douche.

Being · 01-27-2010, 10:13 PM

Like I said, i prefer linux anyways, but macs last a fuckload longer in my and every person ive met irl's expirience. and the reason viruses are developed for pc's more? because its fucking easier with all the holes and such. that being said, i own both a pc and a mac, and ubuntu still kicks more ass.

but anyways, i guess my thread has been stolen by the fanboy wars, guess i shoulda seen that coming. anything apple, the windows fanboys come out in flocks to hate.

Being · 01-27-2010, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by John F. Kerry

this just made me lol, a married persons first instinct when in bed with the wife- watch a movie or play games , lol

its like something i heard someone say the other day, marriage means putting sex on your weekly to do list.

lol, when you got a 6 month old baby,having sex can get difficult

John F. Kerry · 01-27-2010, 11:16 PM

touche'

Lloydy · 01-27-2010, 11:49 PM

it looks like a pretty cool gadget i just dont see the point in it, you might aswell carry a laptop about theyre not much bigger and do much more.

crookedhatinator45 · 01-28-2010, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by the-who?

regardless of whether or not the ipad is anything worth buying.. you are still wrong. funny you should use the word "bloat" because I guarantee a macbook pro can doing anything, save run a few programs, infinitely better than any virus bloated, sluggish PC you have. guarantee.

my pc's run fine thanks.

... and you're assuming i'd be able to figure out how to even use the mac. that part in zoolander where they smash the apples to get the files is basically like me whenever i try to use a mac computer..

clive · 01-28-2010, 07:02 AM

ill wait for the slim lite version.

verklingen · 01-28-2010, 07:28 AM

so how long before they launch an update of the ipod touch and name it ipad nano?

Being · 01-28-2010, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

my pc's run fine thanks.

... and you're assuming i'd be able to figure out how to even use the mac. that part in zoolander where they smash the apples to get the files is basically like me whenever i try to use a mac computer..

thats a huge misconception with mac. osx is actually a lot easier to use and user friendly (even for old people) because of its design, its just because so many universities and workplaces, etc chose the cheap way with microsoft so thats what everyone got used to. it takes a couple minutes but its a fuck lot easier for sure.

my grandparents who can barely run a pc for basic things bought a mac and love it and do what they want. it just takes a couple minutes to get over that windows hump.

The Rev · 01-29-2010, 12:04 AM

The cool thing is it makes bathroom masturbation to video that much easier. I mean, sure, you can use an iPod/Phone, but this has a bigger picture, so you can really get in and see the anatomical stuff in action.

I know this doesn't seem like a big deal to you guys, but when I was your age, all we had were porn mags. You'd be pounding your pud to the same fucking stills until the magazine's cover fell off (you could always tell a dude's good porn mags because they'd be missing covers, and often, the first and last few pages). Beating it to video was something you had to mail order a VHS, then wait for everyone to leave the house to do. This is like the greatest day in middle-aged guys' masturbatory history, almost.

The Rev

the-who? · 02-24-2010, 01:41 PM

^ It doesn't though.. No flash on the iPad. They failed in that realm. You can't get any porn clips. You'll be stuck with pictures.

wellfleation · 02-27-2010, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Being

Tablet PC - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

just because its apple, haters are gonna hate, and I don't feel like repeating myself again, so ill just quote myself.

I'll never get one just like I would never get a netbook. If I was rich and had money to throw around, then maybe? This is just a limited toy. I have a 2nd gen 32GB Touch that I use mainly as a PDA for work and then for other things such as music, internet, games, other apps, and photos/videos, all in that order. I was disappointed.

That being said, anybody who says that Apple's software is "bloated" and uses MS is an idiot, btw, and loses all credibility.

wellfleation · 02-27-2010, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Flamingnun

People are going to hate sub par technology no matter who makes it. It just falls against apples favour that they happen to be pioneers of "trendy" technology. If the announced price is even somewhat comparable in the uk (which isn't the case with any apple product so far, example $99 iphones in the US, versus £600 ones here) it might be worth it for lulz, but probably not.

It's also probably worth your while comparing the hardware spec of half the thing's on that wikipedia link, with the iPad, before hailing it's greatness. The iPad's slim, and looks cool, but that doesn't really matter if there's fuck all use for it is there? It can't play games, it doesn't have a proper OS for running utilities, other than the apps you're charged for. Imo it looks cumbersome, and doesn't replace anything, i.e: I'd still have to carry my laptop, and ipod about, as well as the iPad.

For once I agree with you 100%.

Uh, I feel dirty. I think I'll take a shower.

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,976 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,479 Times in 1,140 Posts	it looks like a pretty cool gadget i just dont see the point in it, you might aswell carry a laptop about theyre not much bigger and do much more. __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,867 Thanks: 5,019 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	The cool thing is it makes bathroom masturbation to video that much easier. I mean, sure, you can use an iPod/Phone, but this has a bigger picture, so you can really get in and see the anatomical stuff in action. I know this doesn't seem like a big deal to you guys, but when I was your age, all we had were porn mags. You'd be pounding your pud to the same fucking stills until the magazine's cover fell off (you could always tell a dude's good porn mags because they'd be missing covers, and often, the first and last few pages). Beating it to video was something you had to mail order a VHS, then wait for everyone to leave the house to do. This is like the greatest day in middle-aged guys' masturbatory history, almost. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 982 Thanks: 16 Thanked 183 Times in 133 Posts	^ It doesn't though.. No flash on the iPad. They failed in that realm. You can't get any porn clips. You'll be stuck with pictures. __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

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