Legion: move review

tedkennedy · 01-28-2010, 07:55 AM

Oh boy, what a turd of a movie.

It is basically every zombie/survival movie except with a very poorly done religious twist.

For some reason the Angels are really bad at killing humans apparently, they posses humans and just stand there so they can be shot at. basically the protagonists are stuck in this tiny house and the angels send 1000s of people to come and kill them so they drive their cars and politely park outside and stand there so they can get shot. its so stupid.... the entire movie i was thinking WHY DONT THEY JUST DRIVE INTHO THE BUILDING ITS A FUCKING GAS STATION SHACK, HOW HARD COULD IT BE TO DESTROY IT AND KILL EVERYONE INSIDE

Not to mention the stereotypical characters. The bratty troubled teenage girl who dresses like a slut, the bad-ass black guy drug dealer who ultimately redeems himself, the wise old black guy, the good ol' farm boy hero.

The ending was just horrendous. Thats all ill say about that

it was entertaining i suppose and worth a good laugh, but i would not pay 10$ to see this hollywood turd

Being · 01-28-2010, 08:16 AM

well thank you for saving me the time and money lol

verklingen · 01-28-2010, 08:17 AM

ok how bout book of eli

tedkennedy · 01-28-2010, 11:00 AM

not to mention that this one baby is supposedly supposed to be the ONLY HOPE OF MANKIND

but the baby gets born and nothing happens and nor is it explained What the signifigance of this particular baby is, and by the end the problem is already resolved so what the fuck did the baby do?

the-who? · 01-28-2010, 12:25 PM

Well the trailer was complete bullshit so this could have only been assumed. That english douche saying all that cliched jargon- "They're here" "Are we safe?" "No". "You're man kinds last hope". Was it good in terms of spider zombie ice cream man angel movies though?

**Mafoo** · 01-28-2010, 03:37 PM

ill take your word for it. you seem to have sound taste

badgoalie85 · 01-28-2010, 03:40 PM

doesn't tk hate every movie he sees? or am i thinking of terry?

i always get the black people on this site mixed up.

tedkennedy · 01-28-2010, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoalie85

doesn't tk hate every movie he sees? or am i thinking of terry?

i always get the black people on this site mixed up.

i dont think u thinkin of me.

01-28-2010, 07:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 71 Thanked 585 Times in 364 Posts	Legion: move review Oh boy, what a turd of a movie. It is basically every zombie/survival movie except with a very poorly done religious twist. For some reason the Angels are really bad at killing humans apparently, they posses humans and just stand there so they can be shot at. basically the protagonists are stuck in this tiny house and the angels send 1000s of people to come and kill them so they drive their cars and politely park outside and stand there so they can get shot. its so stupid.... the entire movie i was thinking WHY DONT THEY JUST DRIVE INTHO THE BUILDING ITS A FUCKING GAS STATION SHACK, HOW HARD COULD IT BE TO DESTROY IT AND KILL EVERYONE INSIDE Not to mention the stereotypical characters. The bratty troubled teenage girl who dresses like a slut, the bad-ass black guy drug dealer who ultimately redeems himself, the wise old black guy, the good ol' farm boy hero. The ending was just horrendous. Thats all ill say about that it was entertaining i suppose and worth a good laugh, but i would not pay 10$ to see this hollywood turd __________________ matthew munari

01-28-2010, 08:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	ok how bout book of eli __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

01-28-2010, 11:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 71 Thanked 585 Times in 364 Posts	not to mention that this one baby is supposedly supposed to be the ONLY HOPE OF MANKIND but the baby gets born and nothing happens and nor is it explained What the signifigance of this particular baby is, and by the end the problem is already resolved so what the fuck did the baby do? __________________ matthew munari

01-28-2010, 12:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 978 Thanks: 16 Thanked 181 Times in 131 Posts	Well the trailer was complete bullshit so this could have only been assumed. That english douche saying all that cliched jargon- "They're here" "Are we safe?" "No". "You're man kinds last hope". Was it good in terms of spider zombie ice cream man angel movies though? __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

01-28-2010, 03:37 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,974 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,651 Times in 1,697 Posts	ill take your word for it. you seem to have sound taste __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

01-28-2010, 03:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
badgoalie85 Spiraling Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NoVA Posts: 1,085 Thanks: 97 Thanked 454 Times in 288 Posts	doesn't tk hate every movie he sees? or am i thinking of terry? i always get the black people on this site mixed up. __________________ Pursue happiness. To each his own.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes	Rate This Thread
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode	Rate This Thread: