Put up a band/artist and I will tell you how/why they suck. - Page 3

snapshot · 10-31-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by OldSchoolStylee

The worst msuic ever created.

If it was a solid it would be the decaying leaves and crap found at the bottom of ponds. You know, with the methane bubbles coming off of it.

Perhaps. Destruction is a form of creation. Maybe they just wanted to create something beautiful.

Cerpin Taxt · 10-31-2005, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by snapshot182

Perhaps. Destruction is a form of creation. Maybe they just wanted to create something beautiful.

Donnie Darko?

snapshot · 10-31-2005, 03:43 PM

That's from the heart.

Of Donnie Darko. Mae?

Grieves · 10-31-2005, 05:08 PM

The Beatles

Built To Spill

Lou Reed (metal mechine music excluded too easy)

Mahavishnu · 10-31-2005, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by OldSchoolStylee

The allman brothers; At some point Greg Allman heard the crappy guitar solo wank music he was creating. Then he got addicted to drugs.

wtf are you talking about
Gregg played organ

also
The Beatles
The Grateful Dead

10-31-2005, 06:17 PM

Devendra Banhart
Led Zeppelin

Gunpei · 10-31-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by OldSchoolStylee

The only one I know is aphex twin. Which for a lot of his efforts is an exercise in endurance as much as it is music. You want to know why he created his own synths? BEcause they didn't make ones that were obnoxious enough.

Since when is Aphex Twin obnoxious? He created his own synths because he is obsessed with the technicality of music. You have a bad taste in music.

**~~Cliveness~~** · 10-31-2005, 06:38 PM

give him a chance to reply, sheesh.

Koery · 10-31-2005, 06:46 PM

The Who,

**~~Cliveness~~** · 10-31-2005, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Gunpei

Since when is Aphex Twin obnoxious? He created his own synths because he is obsessed with the technicality of music. You have a bad taste in music.

Why did you bother giving him something to criticise when you were just going to argue back?

Waves · 10-31-2005, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Peach/Deadhead

wtf are you talking about
Gregg played organ

also
The Beatles
The Grateful Dead

i think hes j o k i n g

noimtheluckyone · 10-31-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by frendofthedevil

Devendra Banhart
Led Zeppelin

Led Zeppelin is too easy, evcen i can do that one. John Bonham was a piss poor drummer, Jimmy Page was a piss poor guitarist--if you have heard him solo live you must agree that it wasembarrassing--and the music is overall bland.

My Bloody Valentine
Tribe Called Quest
the smiths
Beach Boys

Mull D · 11-01-2005, 08:51 AM

John Bonham is a pretty damn good drummer I don't know where that came from

Waves · 11-01-2005, 09:38 AM

yeah bonzo was the most talented musician out of the group imo. sure pages solos are a bit sloppy but cmon.

if your gonna try to tell us why a band sucks try to make it witty and not a proclemation of your musical retardation.

11-01-2005, 09:43 AM

Lets hear what you think of Mellencamp.

Anyone said AC/DC yet?

hmmm, Paul Simon

KISS

Peter Frampton

Bread

will post some more later, awaiting your reply

notepad · 11-01-2005, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by noimtheluckyone

Led Zeppelin is too easy, evcen i can do that one. John Bonham was a piss poor drummer, Jimmy Page was a piss poor guitarist--if you have heard him solo live you must agree that it wasembarrassing--and the music is overall bland.

My Bloody Valentine
Tribe Called Quest
the smiths
Beach Boys

You're retarded.

Those bands suck.

Zeppelin rules.

notepad · 11-01-2005, 10:03 AM

Bela Fleck
Neil Young
Pink Floyd
Rage Against the Machine

?

OldSchoolStylee · 11-01-2005, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by EzusJezus

HAhahahaa1!

this thread is great!

heres a couple i wouldnt mind seeing your witty observatons on:

The Police & Sting (solo artist)

The police were something approaching reggae by geography teachers for geography teachers. Enough said there I think.

Sting is like the musical equivalent of a brown paper bag. With someone being sick into it.

OldSchoolStylee · 11-01-2005, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by frendofthedevil

Devendra Banhart
Led Zeppelin

I'll just do Led Zepplin. I don't think there is music any more esoteric than classic rock. Maybe jazz. And zepplin are all about the esoteric rivalling pavement for the "IF you are on the outside looking in you probably aren't a fan so you won't care." I don't care and therefore I do not listen to it. It's the same old tired riffs and Jimmy PAge squarking through the strings wrapped up in some mystical mumbo jumbo which makes it good, apparently.

OldSchoolStylee · 11-01-2005, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Koery

The Who,

Just something is British and inspired Oasis to make music doesn't mean it is good. Actually, I would devote my life to travelling through time in order to stop the who is that meant no Oasis.

I remember the first time I heard a who record that wasn't "My generation." I was like the photo in the dating agency being of that fit bitch from desperate housewives and then it being some drunk guy who made up horrible rhyming poetry. With loads of cats. Like 50.

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