Lions & Christians (PB)

i dont think he dislikes all the music he's bashing.

i think he's just trying to be entertaining.

and it's ok to laugh at art, it really is, of all the things to laugh at i think that's probably safest.. even good art.

so cheers, and thanks for the chuckle.

i thought it was particularly a good thread, especially for the music forum.

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A gateway drug to say the least, further more people use without even consideration, not consenting to moderation in the least, and dont even get me started on the withdrawels.

the goal of alchemy is to turn lead into gold. to take a substance and combine it with another substance that makes it more than it's origenal worth. in this sense, you really need to start making bronze statues of your pharmacist or local chemist, for they have made gods own medicine, morphine, and in contrast, a shiney rock doesnt seem to compete.

shark plays shark piano

Yeah i know this was all for entertainment, but still, somebody has to stand up for the music or else there might be some weak people that actually believe him.

infirno_snake

you can learn to talk shit about the music you absolutely adore too.



add RHAPSODY to the list, it should be a fun one

Geeno

Not to mention that he uses lines from his songs in his "Freestyles". He re uses a lot of stuff. Nigga only has like 3 lines, he just says them in different order.


edit: Third Eye Blind? Metallica (from like 6 people)?

Are you guys trying to make this easy on him?

OSS some of these have me crackin up.

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PhishDude

Throbbing Gristle.

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Cerpin Taxt

Bingo.

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OldSchoolStylee

Right time to do a few of these me thinks.

Oh and by the way there is a feature where you can rate the thread.

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OldSchoolStylee

I bet you thought of that and thought 2Jazz, you can't fuck with jazz." Well I can because I truely despise jazz. Lois maybe the best of a bad bunch or is he just the most well known? Is it his myriad of cover songs and lack of improvisation that makes him a sure fire winner? I don't know but what I do know is that it pisses me off. All of it.

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Waves

lmao those people arent intelligent enough to listen to good music anyway.

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OldSchoolStylee

It's hard to do Michael JAckson and only talk about his music. This maybe because the drama he is constantly surrounded by is more interesting than his music. Did it define anyhing or innovate? No all it was was pop songs that his dad wanted him to sing. Then he went nuts. This was before thriller. I mean, the song thriller, wow. What the fuck is it the halloween jingle or something? The beats are boring and his voice is soooooooooo annoying it is unbelievable. Actually his voice scares the fuck out of me. Someone somewhere has to be telling him that he isn't 10. And just remember, he has sex with children.

Prince might be the ultimate let down artist. After years of hearing how great he is I finally heard his album. Now I'm all for funk-synth and nontoosubtle lyrics. That was a blatant lie. Those are exactly the reasons that I hate prince. Plus, he's a twat.

John Tejada is boring which fits quite well with the "detroit techno scene" where ruthless produces try to out twiddle each other in loop-offs on the 8 minute mile.

$stinkworx produced the music for streets of rage. He later went on to make a whole career out of this.

Daniel bell makes it easy for me with a name like that.

God I hate people that think that minimalistic techno should be made. All that build up and then nothing. There's no actual build up because they prefer to shy away from layering and building. It is better to just put some distorted strings on there and loop them up for about five minutes. Put some drums on there but not too loud, we don't want to wake them up.

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OldSchoolStylee

When will you people get it; I do not like classic rock.

And this is just classic rock with ultra cheese keyboards. Like it even matters, it's all the same garbage processed for mein ears. If I went back to the time of this shit I could make a killing. Just get the long hair, the look, enough cocaine to kill Tony Montana and the music will flow. Out of my ass.

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OldSchoolStylee

Yes yes there is.

Three things he needs to do;

Stop trying to sound like Dylan. He sounds more like a whiney little bitch. Which leads me onto my next point.

These are some the worst lyrics I have ever heard. IF they had been delivered with different conviction then i might not have minded. Like from the other end of the hallway. Look at the lyrics of American girl and think whether or not your child could have written that. But when the lyrics stop there's the...

Boring instruements. Come on Tom the reason you have instruements is so you can create that special sound. That moment which cannot be reproduced. You're not even looking for that. You're looking for something to carry your wheezing sentimentality.

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OldSchoolStylee

Are queen the one with the big drums or are queen the one with the drunk lyrics? I can't remember. I think queen were the one with the gay lead singer and the guitarist. I don't remember any other members, espeically that essential one, imagination. It's quite literally cocaine in music form. A quick rush, a bit of playing about with no real meaning and then a comedown that leaves you bewildered and angry.

Beck wants to hip-hop, but he also wants to be country. BUT there's more, he also wants to be electronica. And pop, and that shitty acoustic bollocks like Jack Johnson. I can see him now at three in the morning trying to fit all of this together, Then going to bed without having put down any ideas. Oh noes!!!! What will you do beck? Well, I'll tell you what you could do. You could take that guitar of yours and shove it up your ass you stupid motherfucker. How about next time a little less style and a little more substance.

God no, not the lowest form of jazz; "bee-bop." Ruby my dear, I hate it so.

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OldSchoolStylee

I wish you people shouls top saying that I can't criticise a band. Really.

Indie-rock. It's like rock but with all the fun taken out. Except the decemberists have decided to put the fun back in. No, they are still going to be pretentious fucks making dull "arrangements." They're going to put whimsical lyrics over the top. Something about the circus and panda bears perhaps. Something that means quite nothing.

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OldSchoolStylee

Possibly the dumbest thing on the face of the planet.

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OldSchoolStylee

Vetiver are warm. Warm like piss.

Piss leads me onto James Taylor. Taylor-->tailored----->suit jacket------>jacket pocket---->rocket in my pocket---->the episode of the simpsons where homer goes into space--->James Taylor.

If you wish to know more aobut James Taylor kindly shoot yourself in the face.

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xxxdream

whoa i got off pretty easy with that one

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Side note I just killed myself in the pit tonight...them , anti-flag and protest the hero put on excellect show , that costed me more then 30 $ (eh ...what can you do) and on of my old shoes .

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SageTree

Thanks mon,

Very articulate...althoug h I don't know why be-bop is bad, but thanks for the ops. on the other bands.

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Mescalito

Steve vai..


Paul Gilbert


Isaac Hayes


Yngwie Malmsteem.. or did i say that already..? Well.. either way.. heres your chance to actually take the piss this time.. presuming you didnt the last.


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