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Old 10-31-2005, 01:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Put up a band/artist and I will tell you how/why they suck.

Well go on then.
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Never heard of them.

LEts have a look at the song lsit on an album shall we...

Actually all I need is this picture.



My grandad didn't fight in WW2 so you could stand around looking pretentious in churches. Which must be emo cliche number 1.
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There's nothing I like better than shitty blues rock played by men in lether hats. Except for when they do one of those funny novelty albums usually around christmas. Most rock and roll.
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The musical equivalent of Herbsie then.
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lynard skynard isnt a person in the band its the bands name


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I think kyuss broke up because they slowed down so much that they lost any sense of melody. Not that they had much to begin with due to the fact that someone somewhere created the distortion pedel and thus no need for accuracy on the guitar was needed.
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Riff:up up up down down up down up.

Repeat ad nausieum with some completely generic lyrics growled in a generic manner over the top.

Oh and double bass drums. Of course.
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Never heard of them.

LEts have a look at the song lsit on an album shall we...

Actually all I need is this picture.



My grandad didn't fight in WW2 so you could stand around looking pretentious in churches. Which must be emo cliche number 1.
touche, that was witty i'll give you taht, although they are far from emo they do look pretentious in that pic.
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Old 10-31-2005, 02:20 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I think kyuss broke up because they slowed down so much that they lost any sense of melody. Not that they had much to begin with due to the fact that someone somewhere created the distortion pedel and thus no need for accuracy on the guitar was needed.

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Arcade fire: You cannot find a album of "arcade" that isn't sticky since they have already been wanked over by wankers in tweed jackets and "irony" t-shirts. Maybe if they spent more time on say finding another way on creating a song rather than the random-table-with-a-big-chorus-bit rather than drumming on stage then perhaps they could achieve something. LIke a song that doesn't grate.

David bowie snorted load sof cocaine and only carried himself off because of the confidence it bestowed him with. If you forget about the fact that it's david bowie and that apparently means something you will see that there's a continuing trend of that annoyingly whimsical way of singing and songs about not much at all.

KLF; shitty dance msuci from the eigties that was for charity or something but no one can quite remember.
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Drum and bass but the bass isn't really all there and the drums fall down a bit.

So the only redeeming feature is the "and" but that is also inadequate for the most part.
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DJ shadow needs to stop sitting around palying with records making mix tapes that are rarer than god so that his fan base can kill each other in gladitorial combat and MAKE A NEW ALBUM THAT IS AS GOOD AS ENDTRODUCING.
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Yeah alot of DJ Shadows stuff is really shit, but he has massive potential.
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KLF; shitty dance msuci from the eigties that was for charity or something but no one can quite remember.
hehe

early nineties, chuckles...
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Like an indie jam band which entails being twiddly and singing in convoluted rhymes.

The lead singer sound slike he's trying to be Wayne Coyne but has only ever had his voice described to him by someone else.
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