Is that a gun in your pocket.........?

Roach · 05-17-2009, 02:18 PM

updated 3:09 p.m. ET, Sat., May 16, 2009

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. - Authorities say a North Carolina teen who was thwarted as he tried to rob a store with a banana ate it before they could arrive.

Winston-Salem authorities say 17-year-old John Szwalla held the banana under his shirt when he entered the store Thursday, saying he had a gun and demanded money.

Owner Bobby Ray Mabe says he and a customer jumped Szwalla, holding him until deputies arrived. While they waited, Mabe says the teen ate the banana.

Mabe says deputies took pictures of the banana peel. Forsyth County Sheriff's office spokesman Maj. Brad Stanley says deputies joked about charging Szwalla with destroying evidence.

Szwalla faces a charge of attempted armed robbery. Jail officials say he doesn't have an attorney.

also...fyi....destro ying evidence of a crime is a felony in the US.
not sure if they'll charge him with that or not

**SageTree** · 05-17-2009, 02:38 PM

so you think he slipped up on eating the banana or that he'll give them the slip....???

wa wa wa..

patriot · 05-17-2009, 03:44 PM

LMAO!!!

If you don't think that's funny, just get on out of here!!!

**SageTree** · 05-17-2009, 03:48 PM

Now I'm laughing

dubtrice · 05-17-2009, 04:39 PM

hmmm... edible guns..

The Rev · 05-17-2009, 04:43 PM

Guns for the Hungry? Sounds like an NPO.

The Rev

Xil · 05-17-2009, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dubtrice

hmmm... edible guns..

dubtrice · 05-17-2009, 06:04 PM

i get hungry too easy

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 05-17-2009, 06:21 PM

AK-47B

B for bacon.

does it shoot hot grease?

05-17-2009, 02:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 6,771 Thanks: 2,116 Thanked 1,721 Times in 1,333 Posts	Is that a gun in your pocket.........? updated 3:09 p.m. ET, Sat., May 16, 2009 WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. - Authorities say a North Carolina teen who was thwarted as he tried to rob a store with a banana ate it before they could arrive. Winston-Salem authorities say 17-year-old John Szwalla held the banana under his shirt when he entered the store Thursday, saying he had a gun and demanded money. Owner Bobby Ray Mabe says he and a customer jumped Szwalla, holding him until deputies arrived. While they waited, Mabe says the teen ate the banana. Mabe says deputies took pictures of the banana peel. Forsyth County Sheriff's office spokesman Maj. Brad Stanley says deputies joked about charging Szwalla with destroying evidence. Szwalla faces a charge of attempted armed robbery. Jail officials say he doesn't have an attorney. also...fyi....destro ying evidence of a crime is a felony in the US. not sure if they'll charge him with that or not __________________ לזיין את הקופים

05-17-2009, 02:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,612 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,486 Thanked 5,709 Times in 4,024 Posts	so you think he slipped up on eating the banana or that he'll give them the slip....??? wa wa wa.. __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

05-17-2009, 03:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
patriot Liar,Cheat,and Fraud Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: United States of Saudi Arabiaa Posts: 1,675 Thanks: 34 Thanked 149 Times in 100 Posts	That's funny right there... LMAO!!! If you don't think that's funny, just get on out of here!!! __________________ A true patriot is always ready to stand up against his own government. We can't be using plants that come from the Lord for beneficial purposes. Now hurry up, or we'll be late for church. The bigger the lie, the more people will believe it.-Adolf Hitler Legalizing marijuana won't grow our economy-Barack Hussein Obama 2009

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,612 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,486 Thanked 5,709 Times in 4,024 Posts	Now I'm laughing __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

05-17-2009, 04:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
dubtrice Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: USA Posts: 417 Thanks: 83 Thanked 55 Times in 41 Posts	hmmm... edible guns.. Last edited by dubtrice; 05-17-2009 at 04:42 PM.

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05-17-2009, 06:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
dubtrice Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: USA Posts: 417 Thanks: 83 Thanked 55 Times in 41 Posts	i get hungry too easy

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~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	AK-47B B for bacon. does it shoot hot grease?

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