Company makes any plant produce THC

Prophet Saddam · 06-03-2009, 11:02 PM

Could this be true? I can only begin to imagine the possibilities!

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DNA Scientists: THC Gene "Easily Transferred to Tomato, Cucumber, and Other Common Garden Plants"
Mon, 2009-06-01 07:18 — ABN

American Buddhist Net News
June 1, 2009

Oakdale, CA: Scientists at Montsaint Genie Tech Inc. announced today that they have successfully transferred the gene segment that produces the psychotropic chemical THC in cannabis plants to many other common garden plants, including tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, carrots, and more.

"We probably can put the THC segment into almost any plant in existence," says lead scientist Rebeca Vale. "It's a very simple process. We are starting work on oak and maple trees now."

Asked if the resulting plants could be used in ways similar to cannabis, Vale replied, "Well, you can't make twine out of a tomato plant, but if someone were to dry it and smoke it, all of the medicinal and psychotropic effects of marijuana would be present. And what's more, we have learned that tomatoes, in particular, actually produce more THC than cannabis itself."

But is it legal? "Actually, yes," says Vale. "Our research qualifies as GMO 'intellectual property', as does the process itself. Since tomatoes and other plants are not illegal, a person would be well within the law to grow them and use them as they please."

Vale says that her company is working on a spray that will transfer the segment to many plants simply by spraying the leaves of seedlings.

"It's a very simple process," she says. "Anyone can do it. We plan to start selling the spray - 'Genie Mist' - in a matter of weeks. One bottle will sell for five dollars and be capable of treating 6,000 seedlings."

But how do the tomatoes taste? "Scrumptious," Vale says. "But, of course, they are best when roasted."

cantSEEme · 06-03-2009, 11:04 PM

HA! the wonders of science prevails again!

srsly tho, this is bad-ass.

cantSEEme · 06-03-2009, 11:24 PM

doing a quick search, it seems like this might be a hoax. it seems too good to be true, so i looked (or tried to) it up, and found no company or link to any montsaint. also searched for "genie mist" and nothing. it did bring up several articles, but nothing substantial. i hope this is true.

although one thing strikes me, if thc is this easily transferable to other plants, whats it going to do if it hits human tissue? or if you do happen to consume it, will it cause the human body to produce thc? again, hoping this is not a hoax.

either way, this is really interesting, especially if true.

Psilocychosis · 06-04-2009, 12:26 AM

No way? This is kinda cool actually. Hope its true!

Sugar420 · 06-04-2009, 12:31 AM

"American Buddhist Net News"

lol

HesStoned · 06-04-2009, 12:37 AM

yeah that seems a lil too fucking sweet

Flamingnun · 06-04-2009, 12:43 AM

Nobody remembers the "THC gene modified into Oranges" thread, that was a hoax?

dubtrice · 06-04-2009, 12:48 AM

that's one hell of way to get kids to eat their veggies

patriot · 06-04-2009, 01:54 AM

As of today, ALL plants are illegal. EVERYONE is going to jail.

Prophet Saddam · 06-04-2009, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by patriot

As of today, ALL plants are illegal. EVERYONE is going to jail.

i thought they already were

Grieves · 06-04-2009, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Prophet Saddam

i thought they already were

Thank You...

Genetic Patenting FTL

Human-yo · 06-04-2009, 04:34 AM

i wanna spray roundup in the eyes of the monsanto ceo.

stoneric · 06-04-2009, 06:42 AM

This would ruin my hobby.

Canuck Wisdom · 06-04-2009, 09:28 AM

Obviously a fake... just spray it on the leaves?! C'mon...

Would be sweet though, it would make keeping marijuana illegal almost impossible, and possibly compromise intellectual property rights on that sort of thing as well.

Roach · 06-04-2009, 11:02 AM

che - che - che - che - cheba head !

The Rev · 06-04-2009, 05:30 PM

There's more to marijuana than THC. There is also CBD, CBN, and a host of other chemicals which also play a role in shaping the stone. Cannabis is a complex plant. Besides, you all know what happened with Tomacco...

The Rev

cantSEEme · 06-04-2009, 05:33 PM

^ lol! nice simpsons reference

Xil · 06-04-2009, 06:14 PM

The spray on bit is what makes it REALLY ridiculous. Gene splicing is a fairly involved process...

Guest · 06-04-2009, 11:23 PM

I'm sorry, but the idea of smoking a cucumber just doesn't do it for me.

Psilocychosis · 06-04-2009, 11:44 PM

Yea..after further reading this does seem more like a hoax. Was caught up in 3 am euphoria

06-03-2009, 11:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	HA! the wonders of science prevails again! srsly tho, this is bad-ass. __________________

06-03-2009, 11:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	doing a quick search, it seems like this might be a hoax. it seems too good to be true, so i looked (or tried to) it up, and found no company or link to any montsaint. also searched for "genie mist" and nothing. it did bring up several articles, but nothing substantial. i hope this is true. although one thing strikes me, if thc is this easily transferable to other plants, whats it going to do if it hits human tissue? or if you do happen to consume it, will it cause the human body to produce thc? again, hoping this is not a hoax. either way, this is really interesting, especially if true. __________________

06-04-2009, 12:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
Psilocychosis Reelin' in the Years Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Long and Winding Road Posts: 479 Thanks: 22 Thanked 58 Times in 49 Posts	No way? This is kinda cool actually. Hope its true! __________________ Life gave me lemons, I didn't make no lemonade, threw the fuckin' lemons back and busted out the Cabernet

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HesStoned Back Vengence Style Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Upstate York Posts: 814 Thanks: 3 Thanked 13 Times in 8 Posts	yeah that seems a lil too fucking sweet __________________ The Metalocalypse Has Begun....

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Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,538 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,611 Times in 1,178 Posts	Nobody remembers the "THC gene modified into Oranges" thread, that was a hoax? __________________

06-04-2009, 12:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sugar420 Old School Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 32 Thanked 132 Times in 706 Posts	"American Buddhist Net News" lol

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dubtrice Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: USA Posts: 417 Thanks: 83 Thanked 55 Times in 41 Posts	that's one hell of way to get kids to eat their veggies

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patriot Liar,Cheat,and Fraud Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: United States of Saudi Arabiaa Posts: 1,675 Thanks: 34 Thanked 149 Times in 100 Posts	That does it!!!!!!!!! As of today, ALL plants are illegal. EVERYONE is going to jail. __________________ A true patriot is always ready to stand up against his own government. We can't be using plants that come from the Lord for beneficial purposes. Now hurry up, or we'll be late for church. The bigger the lie, the more people will believe it.-Adolf Hitler Legalizing marijuana won't grow our economy-Barack Hussein Obama 2009

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stoneric bougeman Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,223 Thanks: 431 Thanked 1,246 Times in 892 Posts	This would ruin my hobby.

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06-04-2009, 05:30 PM	#16 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,674 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,060 Times in 2,710 Posts	There's more to marijuana than THC. There is also CBD, CBN, and a host of other chemicals which also play a role in shaping the stone. Cannabis is a complex plant. Besides, you all know what happened with Tomacco... The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

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cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	^ lol! nice simpsons reference __________________

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Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,292 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 993 Thanked 1,108 Times in 687 Posts	The spray on bit is what makes it REALLY ridiculous. Gene splicing is a fairly involved process... __________________ Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life

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Guest Guest Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 341 Thanks: 22 Thanked 31 Times in 25 Posts	I'm sorry, but the idea of smoking a cucumber just doesn't do it for me.

06-04-2009, 11:44 PM	#20 (permalink)
Psilocychosis Reelin' in the Years Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Long and Winding Road Posts: 479 Thanks: 22 Thanked 58 Times in 49 Posts	Yea..after further reading this does seem more like a hoax. Was caught up in 3 am euphoria __________________ Life gave me lemons, I didn't make no lemonade, threw the fuckin' lemons back and busted out the Cabernet

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