Did Glenn Beck Rape And Murder A Young Girl In 1990?

badgoalie85 · 11-13-2009, 11:00 AM

please note that i have copied and pasted this thread in full from a political forum i post in. we're just asking questions here, and these questions aren't going to just go away!

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Now, I'm not saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl back in 1990. I personally don't really even believe that Glenn Beck brutally raped and then proceeded to viciously murder an innocent young girl in 1990. But, all of this could be put to rest if Glenn Beck provided some sort of evidence or at the very least even issued some sort of denial that he horribly raped a young defenseless girl before tragically ripping her life from her body, never able to see her friends and family again on one fateful night in the 1990's.

But Beck hasn't denied the allegations of the brutal rape and inhuman murder of this young girl. In fact, quite suspiciously, Glenn Beck got his lawyer to sue the website to have it removed from the internet and to obtain the name of the site administrator. Isn't it a bit unusual that Glenn Beck, king of free speech, would suddenly abandon these principals in order to shut down a website focusing on his extinguishing the bright future of a young girl who loved life, after forcibly penetrating her against her will as she hopelessly screamed for help before he silenced her for eternity?

He could easily offer an alibi. I'm sure he had friends and family that could vouch for his whereabouts during 1990. Heck, just acknowledging the charges and issuing a denial would go a big way towards putting this whole thing to rest. But all we get is silence and lawsuits (which he lost, by the way, free speech triumphed over Beck's attempted censorship). His suspicious behavior is just feeding the whole thing and the tides are turning against him.

So, come on, Glenn Beck, did you hide in the bushes one blustery night waiting for this young girl to come walking along all by her young self before pouncing on her and ripping her pants off and violently stripping her innocence and youth away through indescribably brutal sexual molestation all while ignoring her constant sobbing before smothering the flame of her life like the terrible good for nothing shit headed murdering rapist you are? I mean, I don't believe any of this at all, but I'm just asking. Because I have my suspicions.

The Rev · 11-13-2009, 11:05 AM

I doubt this, because I would imagine that most women, upon seeing glen beck naked, would go into immediate nausea-induced cardiac arrest, making murder on beck's part impossible due to timing.

The Rev

badgoalie85 · 11-13-2009, 11:07 AM

still...his lack of response is certainly suspicious. he could easily end the controversy.

verklingen · 11-13-2009, 11:11 AM

this is perfection. i'd seen people asking elsewhere in the net but never looked into it. now i understand. the ball is in glenn's court to prove he did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990

badgoalie85 · 11-13-2009, 11:12 AM

why won't the mainstream media cover this issue?

John F. Kerry · 11-13-2009, 11:19 AM

im just asking questions! rofl

verklingen · 11-13-2009, 11:19 AM

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badgoalie85 · 11-13-2009, 06:34 PM

as much as the powers at be at yahooka may want this issue to go away, it's not going to.

the american people want answers.

cantSEEme · 11-14-2009, 08:45 AM

after some lolz, i scrolled down to the bottom.

Quote:

Notice: This site is parody/satire. We assume Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990, although we haven't yet seen proof that he didn't. But we think Glenn Beck definitely uses tactics like this to spread lies and misinformation.

Read the last sentence again. That's the point. Read it a third time and ignore the name of the site itself, because anyone who believes that we're trying to actually get people to believe Glenn Beck raped and/or murdered is *whoosh* missing the entire point. So don't be dumb like a lot of people are. I greatly expanded this text because so many people *read* it, and *still* didn't understand.

so, fortunately for the young "victim", and unfortunately for the rest of america, i think it's not true.

badgoalie85 · 11-14-2009, 09:15 AM

^yeah, but where's the proof? how can we know for sure? don't you think it's suspicious that he's lawyering up and trying to censor these americans who are just asking questions?

osirus2020 · 11-14-2009, 09:19 AM

I would venture to guess he doesn't want some jive ass bitch spreading hate on his name. However it is strange that him, of all people, is trying to shut people up.

Can someone give me a low-down as to where how this came about?

badgoalie85 · 11-14-2009, 09:22 AM

the website would be a good place for you to start

JcP · 11-14-2009, 09:31 AM

We need to mobilize. We need to protest. We need to disrupt his broadcasts for as long as it takes until he stops hiding the truth...whatever it is. If he has nothing to hide, why isn't he talking?! We should hold "condom parties" and throw condoms at Fox News until he fesses up and PROVES he didn't do this.

Why isn't the conservative media covering this?! Because he's one of their own? Thank god for the internet. The last bastion of TRUE journalism.

**Bearsy** · 11-14-2009, 09:46 AM

This was a joke that was started on 4chan /b/.

It's 100% fallacious.

**Bearsy** · 11-14-2009, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verklingen

wtf embedding shenanigans: Video: The 11/3 Project | The Daily Show | Comedy Central

Hahahahaha! Jon Stewart's still got it!

osirus2020 · 11-14-2009, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoalie85

the website would be a good place for you to start

This is my first time hearing about it and I didn't know if this was some sort of continuation or maybe something that was more relevant in the past that I didn't hear of.

badgoalie85 · 11-14-2009, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearsy

This was a joke that was started on 4chan /b/.

It's 100% fallacious.

badgoalie85 · 11-14-2009, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JcP

We need to mobilize. We need to protest. We need to disrupt his broadcasts for as long as it takes until he stops hiding the truth...whatever it is. If he has nothing to hide, why isn't he talking?! We should hold "condom parties" and throw condoms at Fox News until he fesses up and PROVES he didn't do this.

Why isn't the conservative media covering this?! Because he's one of their own? Thank god for the internet. The last bastion of TRUE journalism.

you are a great american.

JcP · 11-16-2009, 09:40 AM

I just want to say some of you guys are seriously lacking in the humor department. How could you read this and respond "seriously" to it? Oy vey!

That being said, the SATIRE of it is brilliant, and I intend on propegating it as much as possible.

kamikazi89 · 11-16-2009, 11:40 AM

three stars

11-13-2009, 11:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
badgoalie85 Spiraling Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NoVA Posts: 1,145 Thanks: 97 Thanked 454 Times in 288 Posts	Did Glenn Beck Rape And Murder A Young Girl In 1990? please note that i have copied and pasted this thread in full from a political forum i post in. we're just asking questions here, and these questions aren't going to just go away! DidGlennBeckRapeAndM urderAYoungGirlIn199 0.com: Home Page Now, I'm not saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl back in 1990. I personally don't really even believe that Glenn Beck brutally raped and then proceeded to viciously murder an innocent young girl in 1990. But, all of this could be put to rest if Glenn Beck provided some sort of evidence or at the very least even issued some sort of denial that he horribly raped a young defenseless girl before tragically ripping her life from her body, never able to see her friends and family again on one fateful night in the 1990's. But Beck hasn't denied the allegations of the brutal rape and inhuman murder of this young girl. In fact, quite suspiciously, Glenn Beck got his lawyer to sue the website to have it removed from the internet and to obtain the name of the site administrator. Isn't it a bit unusual that Glenn Beck, king of free speech, would suddenly abandon these principals in order to shut down a website focusing on his extinguishing the bright future of a young girl who loved life, after forcibly penetrating her against her will as she hopelessly screamed for help before he silenced her for eternity? He could easily offer an alibi. I'm sure he had friends and family that could vouch for his whereabouts during 1990. Heck, just acknowledging the charges and issuing a denial would go a big way towards putting this whole thing to rest. But all we get is silence and lawsuits (which he lost, by the way, free speech triumphed over Beck's attempted censorship). His suspicious behavior is just feeding the whole thing and the tides are turning against him. So, come on, Glenn Beck, did you hide in the bushes one blustery night waiting for this young girl to come walking along all by her young self before pouncing on her and ripping her pants off and violently stripping her innocence and youth away through indescribably brutal sexual molestation all while ignoring her constant sobbing before smothering the flame of her life like the terrible good for nothing shit headed murdering rapist you are? I mean, I don't believe any of this at all, but I'm just asking. Because I have my suspicions. __________________ Pursue happiness. To each his own.

11-13-2009, 11:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,674 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,061 Times in 2,710 Posts	I doubt this, because I would imagine that most women, upon seeing glen beck naked, would go into immediate nausea-induced cardiac arrest, making murder on beck's part impossible due to timing. The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

11-13-2009, 11:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
badgoalie85 Spiraling Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NoVA Posts: 1,145 Thanks: 97 Thanked 454 Times in 288 Posts	still...his lack of response is certainly suspicious. he could easily end the controversy. __________________ Pursue happiness. To each his own.

11-13-2009, 11:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	this is perfection. i'd seen people asking elsewhere in the net but never looked into it. now i understand. the ball is in glenn's court to prove he did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990 __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

11-13-2009, 11:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
badgoalie85 Spiraling Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NoVA Posts: 1,145 Thanks: 97 Thanked 454 Times in 288 Posts	why won't the mainstream media cover this issue? __________________ Pursue happiness. To each his own.

11-13-2009, 06:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
badgoalie85 Spiraling Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NoVA Posts: 1,145 Thanks: 97 Thanked 454 Times in 288 Posts	as much as the powers at be at yahooka may want this issue to go away, it's not going to. the american people want answers. __________________ Pursue happiness. To each his own.

11-14-2009, 09:15 AM	#10 (permalink)
badgoalie85 Spiraling Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NoVA Posts: 1,145 Thanks: 97 Thanked 454 Times in 288 Posts	^yeah, but where's the proof? how can we know for sure? don't you think it's suspicious that he's lawyering up and trying to censor these americans who are just asking questions? __________________ Pursue happiness. To each his own.

11-14-2009, 09:22 AM	#12 (permalink)
badgoalie85 Spiraling Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NoVA Posts: 1,145 Thanks: 97 Thanked 454 Times in 288 Posts	the website would be a good place for you to start __________________ Pursue happiness. To each his own.

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