John F. Kerry

Relationship with US is on the line, warns top Pakistani general


they want all us troops out now?

they plant articles about turning away from us and towards the chinese?

you know what i say? go ahead and fuckin do it.


stupid fucks, you've been hiding bin laden for 5 years, through either agreement with him, or utter retarded ridiculous ineptness and stupidity...


the only reason we havent cut them off already is because aq khan stole some nuke designs from europe a decade ago.

let them go over to china....and see what happens when chairmen hu decides u need to do what he says.... see how easily the chinese put up with your back and forth playing both sides spreading honeyed lies of friendship while driving the hardest of bargains.... they will get exactly as far with china as they would with a huge dick in the butt.

so please, pakistan, remove us soldiers.... we'll put a big fucking wall around your country, watch your borders with predator drones, aim a bunch of nukes there just in case you get any crazy ideas...and you can have a nice fucking day in your shithole country without our 3 billion a year.


k thanks bie.

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the-who?

I'm an anti war liberal who thinks John F Kerry is a stupid douche and even I believe we should drop a hurt bomb on Pakistan, those lying, terrorist harboring stutter fucks.

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The Don

Dude.

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SageTree

Jesus! Don't lose your head!

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John F. Kerry

seriously man, do u remember what we did to the taliban for harboring bin laden?


when i first heard about this shit i had people say to me i think we'll probably be going to war with pakistan pretty soon.

we prolly wont do that, but i think its safe to say our relationship with pakistan is in the shitter- and it seems like they are taking a hard line and trying to threaten us into keeping up good relations- well, i can tell you at least from my pov thats a bluff that we are gonna call.... they dont provide us with a fucking thing, and we have given them like 20 billion dollars in cash in the last couple of years alone... if they wanna play chicken, i guarentee you they will lose.... now if they wanna apologize, bring the parts of the isi that are corrupt to justice, and re-affirm their desire to fight terrorism...then maybe we can talk.... but if they think we are gonna rush to them out of fear they will go over to china .... lol.... let them go....india is just waiting for us to side with them....they've been saying pakis were a bunch of corrupt two faced terror lovers for years now, they would be only too happy to have pakistans 3 billion in yearly aid.

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headsrnice

it does seem like we've done nothing but pour money into their country while they give us the middle finger

Kompressor

^ Sounds like the whole world.

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The Rev

I think the U.S. should ally itself with China, just to see the "WTF?" expression on everyone's faces.



The Rev

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SageTree

A plot twist!

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stoneric

Other than the wall, I'm sure the nukes are pointed and we already know about our drones. The crazy ideas thing must mean them thinking they're a sovereign country. The fucking arrogance.

stoneric

More arrogance, but have at it. You must be crazy to compare the two. By the way, I believe, "paki" is a deragatory term but what the fuck, eh?

SageTree

Yes stoneric, I'd say 'paki' isn't a term of endearment.

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farmergiles

Paki black hash rules in it's own way.

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headsrnice

Agreed. Wish I had some right nowwwww

Snowmayne

god forbid a country wants the US out

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zerodown

If mass media were an entity, right now it would be saying: Its working, its workiiing, pakistan heeeeere weee goooo...

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Snowmayne

i also chuckle when jwonders true hate for the arab world shines through at times.

nice edit after being called out on your derogatory term.

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stoneric

He said it again in a later post. Must've forgot about that one.

John F. Kerry

sorry i was trying to be nice and sitch... i didnt know paki was a derogatory term.... as far as im concerned after what they did, calling them pakistani is just as insulting....

pakistani = two faced person who takes our money and hides our enemies.

i didnt get that from google translator but it seems pretty accurate

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