John F. Kerry

(ok this is in the voice of one of these reporters)

Over his recent trip to europe president obama proved that he was trying to appeal to conservative voters in the rural south for seemingly the first time in his presidency. He proceded, like larry the cable guy, to thromp through europe like everyones favorite retarded uncle...commiting numerous faux pas and making alternatively bumbling antics and delivering his now trademark "empty rhetoric".

Take for instance, his trip to the british palace. at this centuries old symbol of british monarchy the great 44th president of america seemed to be not in britain, but in another, time differentiated, universe.... signing his bold strong name with the large 'O' and dating his signature 24th May 2008... leaving people to wonder if obama and bush may in fact be long lost brothers. Later in a toast to the british queen, Obama, like a kid who just cant wait to thwack the pinata at a 5th birthday party, blurted out a toast to the queen before the apropriate time... a faux pas which, compared to some past famous antics such as bowing to the saudi king, or complimenting the british queen for being around at the time of america's founding...can be looked at as a masterful improvement on style from mr. obama.



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edit- inspired by this article. http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110529...acyobamaeurope

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mothernature

I thought this was pretty funny:



this too:

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stoneric

So who is commenting on the article or are those your observations? I don't see how that article could possibly have "inspired" what he or you wrote.

osirus2020

People love him so much so he can get away with shit like this. I'd fuck with the Brits too if I had that much power.

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Cerpin Taxt

I'm 100% positive there is a personal reason behind signing 2008. What exactly that reason is I'm sure only he knows.

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Captain Cannabis

i am 100% sure you can't be srs

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John F. Kerry

British Newspaper Blasted Bush's Etiquette Flub, but Glosses Over Obama's | CNSnews.com

i think its literally astounding that you can barely find any mention of obamas various flubs in the lame stream media.


even on google the only sites that have articles about it are like ny daily news and fox and internet sites... no cbs, no abc, no main stream media....

its so fucked up because some people dont get their news on the internet.... so if u are some old person (who trends democrat) you might not even KNOW about what an ass obama made of himself on this trip.... and as this article shows, you would probably think bush is an idiot and obama is a genius harvard boy- simply because the media lies and distorts reality.

whether you like obama or not, surely him signing a datebook 2008, and the funnyness of fucking up a toast....among other things.... are prety important and newsworthy events.... even if you dont think so, the media went on and on about every gaffe bush made....


on msnbc they play the same michelle bachman clip thats 4 years old every single day and have a fresh laugh at it.... but they dont even merit a single news article about obams gaffes on his MOST RECENT trip....

its seriously a fucking joke, the elite effeet liberal lying media is so full of shit...and dems still end up only 50-50.... can u imagine what it would be like if the media didnt constantly and consistantly lie to help obama and his liberal agenda and gloss over his flaws and not even mention them.... and the chris matthews puts on some sarah palin clip from the 08 election and laughs about how dumb republicans are..... the dumb republican DIDNT GET ELECTED....the dumb democrat is IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

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John F. Kerry

if u search on msnbc.com for obama wrong date you dont find a single freaking article... its like its not even a news site just a shill for democrats....how ridiculous.... its a total abdication of everything news journalists stand for....


after searching for any mention of anything obama did on his europe trip for like 20 mintues i finally found one article... that talks not about obama fucking up- but about obama joking about himself fucking up a few days later...and spins it in a good way and that "he didnt miss a beat" LOL yea he missed the whole friggen song....

WHITE HOUSE NOTEBOOK: Obama mocks toast blooper - World news - Europe - msnbc.com

so funny and so pathetic... but without the internet regular people wouldnt even be able to call these biased fools out. so thank you interweb.

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Flamingnun

It's not news. There's nothing other than high praise for Obama in the UK press currently.

Herp derp.


Again, it's not news. It's faggy gossip.

This is not in the slightest newsworthy.

Also, perhaps consider mastering spelling and grammar, before you go criticising others for minor nuances .

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stoneric

obomba talks about continuing being the world's policeman although his country is broke and people want to talk about signing wrong dates and fucking up toasts.

John F. Kerry

flaming i actually appreciate you responding because its nice to have someone say something in reply. but i totally disagree. i cant believe u are gonna make excuses for this shit... your saying the liberal news are doing the right thing by keeping this under wraps and a secret....and also that they didnt do the exact opposite when it came to bush... if u wanna think that thats fine, i have a bridge in brooklyn for sale if your interested.

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stoneric

He said it wasn't news.

Being

OH MY GOD OBAMA DID SOME THINGS THAT WEREN'T PERFECT! AND THE ONLY NEWS OUTLETS SAYING ANYTHING ARE THE ONES THAT HATE HIM!!!! CONSPIRACY!!! THEY ARE HIDING IT!!

get a hold of yourself j, you're really loosing your touch here.
great post nun

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Geeno

it was on inside edition or entertainment tonight too.

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Captain Cannabis

i was trying to troll j riffing off your post. its almost like he has never been to another country. there is this thing that happens to you when everything around is strange and its called culture shock. it is not always really obvious when it happens but it makes you look silly because your actions are strange and out of place. if you traveled through 10 countries in 10 days i can guarantee you would do something embarrassing almost every day

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SageTree

^???? ALMOST like???, Capt!!!!^


We went through 10 in 30 days and yes.... is the answer
Trying to work out things like oh.... weighing your fruit before you take it to the register and putting the printed label on the bag is one that quickly comes to mind.
Or taking 20-30 mins to know which way it up when you roll into a train station

It's like taking a crash coarse in life every couple of days... really tiring, but totally inspiring.

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