Aussie, Aussie, Aussie....

Cerebro · 12-05-2006, 06:52 AM

Gday Aussies.
2-0 wtf?
These poms are shit.
Pietersen is very good, but not great....they dont have a great player......with Flintoff the possible exception.
If they dont get rid of Jones, and give Panasar (sp?) a go they will lose 5-0.
I havent checked out www.tonkapom.com.au but the adds make me laugh.
I cannot believe they couldnt even get a draw out of today.
They're scared of us convicts, that's why they got rid of us in the first place.

sevengoals · 12-05-2006, 07:14 AM

yes!
yes!
yes!
2-0

it's coming home!

generic_hippie · 12-05-2006, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cerebro

Gday Aussies.
2-0 wtf?
These poms are shit.

These poms?

What do you mean these poms?

OI OI OI

THC · 12-11-2006, 05:56 AM

lol those poms haha

Cerebro · 12-14-2006, 06:19 AM

Day one of the third test goes to the poms, and Panesa.

sevengoals · 12-18-2006, 01:16 PM

3-0

Cerebro · 12-18-2006, 10:40 PM

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie

sevengoals · 12-28-2006, 04:26 AM

4-0

kissestoday · 12-28-2006, 04:33 AM

Those friggen "Booney" dolls scare the shit outta me when Im smashed.....

Captain Cannabis · 12-28-2006, 04:36 AM

it would be a conservative estimate to say that 98% of the people i met when i stayed in golden, british columbia, canada were australian or else from new zealand

are you all plotting an invasion or something?

Štulic · 12-28-2006, 04:36 AM

OI OI OI

But please put the Cricket and the Syd-Hobart race off the Telly please, I'm so glad that both are over now, fuck I'm a football freak but I couldn't watch it every fucking day consecutively.

Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!

Cerebro · 12-28-2006, 06:07 AM

I understand your viewpoint, but I love watching days and days of cricket.
football = soccer?

Flamingnun · 12-28-2006, 06:19 AM

My god, how long does the bloody ashes last?

Cerebro · 12-28-2006, 06:26 AM

5 tests, each test is 5 days, one week break in between tests.....so yeah, ages.

Štulic · 12-29-2006, 06:26 AM

Fuck I thought that was really over.

We fucking won already, so what's the point of continuing the game, it was all about the Asches Trophy or something?

We won it, now all they're playing for is a commercial money making scam, nothing else.

Fooball=Soccer, yes Cerebro.

Cerebro · 12-29-2006, 07:01 AM

A major part of cricket is history, and stats.
They'll be talking about England holding the Ashes for the shortest period on record, and Australia winning the Ashes 5-0, and Shane Warnes 700+ wickets etc etc regularly during broadcasts in fifty years time. It's the stats that count.

Štulic · 12-29-2006, 07:12 AM

Yeah I understand, I probably just haven't found anybody to explain the bloody rules to me yet.

Štulic · 01-06-2007, 08:15 AM

I can see the importance of the 5:0 now.

Still don't know the rules of the game tho.

sevengoals · 01-07-2007, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Štulic

I can see the importance of the 5:0 now.

Still don't know the rules of the game tho.

WHITE WASH!

Some how it was worth loosing to them in 2005 so we could savour this 5-0 drubbing even more!

You little ripper!

Cerebro · 01-07-2007, 06:37 AM

Only the 2nd clean sweep ever, last one was 80 odd years ago, just after WW1.
The Poms came away with nothing. Most Aussies would have preferred a closer contest. But I knew we would dominate with bat and ball. Stuart Clarke's performance was great over the series, Symonds first century was mighty to watch.....as was Gilly's 100 wtf, 2nd fastest of all time, 2nd to Viv Richards fucking ages ago. I love Viv though and am glad to see him still holding the record....even if only by one ball.
Stulic - If you want to know the rules post a question, this thread is about cricket so what dont you get?...the 5 day thing...two innings etc?
And, what's your interest 7?
As for me, I used to play heaps of backyard cricket as a kid, and started watching back then. Most of those early days were with AB as captain, I loved David Gower, then Mark Waugh (best ever, that I've seen). One Dayers....awesome.
But nothing beats the Ashes.
Last summer was my first season playing cricket. I loved it. I hadnt played a sport in 10 years...since high school. I got the third highest runs with a top score of 62no, and got 2nd most wickets. I was put into 3rd grade, we ended up losing in the grand final, so it was almost a fairytale. The runners-up are supposed to go up into 2nd grade, but our club lost over half of their line-up so 5 of our top 6 players went up grades in a massive shuffle that has left me with a few of last years team as captain in 4th grade. I've scored my maiden century this year, 108, then followed it up with 109. I think we are 2nd on the table atm after just winning first innings on the weekend.
Pretty boring stuff for ppl not interested, my apologies. I'll go away happily if none reply

12-05-2006, 06:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cerebro Bush Regenerator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: White Plume Mountain Posts: 3,626 Thanks: 480 Thanked 680 Times in 506 Posts	Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.... Gday Aussies. 2-0 wtf? These poms are shit. Pietersen is very good, but not great....they dont have a great player......with Flintoff the possible exception. If they dont get rid of Jones, and give Panasar (sp?) a go they will lose 5-0. I havent checked out www.tonkapom.com.au but the adds make me laugh. I cannot believe they couldnt even get a draw out of today. They're scared of us convicts, that's why they got rid of us in the first place.

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Cerebro Bush Regenerator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: White Plume Mountain Posts: 3,626 Thanks: 480 Thanked 680 Times in 506 Posts	Day one of the third test goes to the poms, and Panesa.

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Cerebro Bush Regenerator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: White Plume Mountain Posts: 3,626 Thanks: 480 Thanked 680 Times in 506 Posts	I understand your viewpoint, but I love watching days and days of cricket. football = soccer?

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Cerebro Bush Regenerator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: White Plume Mountain Posts: 3,626 Thanks: 480 Thanked 680 Times in 506 Posts	5 tests, each test is 5 days, one week break in between tests.....so yeah, ages.

12-29-2006, 07:01 AM	#16 (permalink)
Cerebro Bush Regenerator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: White Plume Mountain Posts: 3,626 Thanks: 480 Thanked 680 Times in 506 Posts	A major part of cricket is history, and stats. They'll be talking about England holding the Ashes for the shortest period on record, and Australia winning the Ashes 5-0, and Shane Warnes 700+ wickets etc etc regularly during broadcasts in fifty years time. It's the stats that count.

01-07-2007, 06:37 AM	#20 (permalink)
Cerebro Bush Regenerator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: White Plume Mountain Posts: 3,626 Thanks: 480 Thanked 680 Times in 506 Posts	Only the 2nd clean sweep ever, last one was 80 odd years ago, just after WW1. The Poms came away with nothing. Most Aussies would have preferred a closer contest. But I knew we would dominate with bat and ball. Stuart Clarke's performance was great over the series, Symonds first century was mighty to watch.....as was Gilly's 100 wtf, 2nd fastest of all time, 2nd to Viv Richards fucking ages ago. I love Viv though and am glad to see him still holding the record....even if only by one ball. Stulic - If you want to know the rules post a question, this thread is about cricket so what dont you get?...the 5 day thing...two innings etc? And, what's your interest 7? As for me, I used to play heaps of backyard cricket as a kid, and started watching back then. Most of those early days were with AB as captain, I loved David Gower, then Mark Waugh (best ever, that I've seen). One Dayers....awesome. But nothing beats the Ashes. Last summer was my first season playing cricket. I loved it. I hadnt played a sport in 10 years...since high school. I got the third highest runs with a top score of 62no, and got 2nd most wickets. I was put into 3rd grade, we ended up losing in the grand final, so it was almost a fairytale. The runners-up are supposed to go up into 2nd grade, but our club lost over half of their line-up so 5 of our top 6 players went up grades in a massive shuffle that has left me with a few of last years team as captain in 4th grade. I've scored my maiden century this year, 108, then followed it up with 109. I think we are 2nd on the table atm after just winning first innings on the weekend. Pretty boring stuff for ppl not interested, my apologies. I'll go away happily if none reply

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