Sugar420

yeah i could tell by the way that you work them legs
that you might be the guy to fertilize my eggs
so i get my finger ready for a diamond ring
i need a veil and a dress and just everything
yes i know you wanna leave it all till later-er
but cant we just decide on the cater-er?
i got a girl for my nails but i need my hair did
choose a florist by the flowers and not by the bid

and by the way my daddy say he want to meet you
he probly wont like you but its not like he'll eat you
and when i told my momma she just started to cry
and i mighta told a little teensy-weensy white lie
and said that you was an ordained minister
so you better not be actin all sinister
and i think you better memorize some bible verse
else you arrive in a honda but you leave in hearse

so keep your hands to yourself and dont try to make deals
you just get back to work makin them happy meals
and i need a little money to go get me some shoes
they so cute and made from free-range kangaroos
and i swear i never ever seen no heels that tall
ill be bumpin my head walkin around the mall
ill need a moisturizing treatment for any skin i got showin
hey whats the matter where the hell you goin?

Jimmy Coonan

Haha, that's pretty clever, I liked reading it. It read more like a rap than a poem, not sure which you meant it to be. Whatever it is, keep it up.

The Don

I've been thinking and thinking

But I've got nothing..

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Über King

weddings suck?

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stonerkid

PUREOWNAGE

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