Sugar420

i know a man named Mr. Glump
all he wants to do is hump
he humped a chair, he humped my leg
i heard he humped a hard boiled egg

i know a man named Mr. Mcgish
all he wants to do is fish
he fished for a while in a five gallon bucket
but he ran out of beer and so he said fuck it

i know a man named Mr. VanVoot
who walks around town in his birthday suit
and when he walks into the city hall
he turns around and moons them all

i know a man named Mr. Loke
all he wants to do is toke
he'll smoke about an 8th and then
he has to clean his bong again

Sugar420

i know a man named Mr. Link
all he wants to do is drink
he drank my gin, he drank my rye
he'll drink untill the day he die

i know a man named Mr. Shoat
he was the captain of his boat
but he was friends with Mr. Link
so you know why did his boat sink