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Freedom Bird
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rhyme
i smoke mad buds and i get so high
oh sweet lord wont ya hear my cry dont have to worry and dont have to try gonna be yahookan till the day i die till the day i die wont you say it with me i dont give a care about no KATG |
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Keezheekoni
Join Date: Jan 2004
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KATG what about ATC
the fat black ugly hooker we no longer see its a blessing to me, it got messy when she had to show her titties I puked and cried all over my new pc |
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BRINGBACKFANCYSYMBOL
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Spend too much time on the puter
smoke weed no mo so i wonder why I'm still here time for me to pack me swag and catch a break see ya and catcha late
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Radical Dreamer
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wiimote in hand catchin star bits in this land
upside down thinkin this could be my final stand magic luma spins the goomba knock him n kick him out koopa troopa on its way with cannons blastin away hopin peach sends 5 one ups with her next shout out what's this about, i'm fuckin on the outside of some glass? beastly baddies all up in there point and laugh at my ass i'll break the crystals and make a goddamn hole in the roof jump inside and that's when motherfuckin hell breaks loose torrent of abuse, spinnin and jump on they head fuck the coins n shit them tired suckas leave when they dead mario galaxy, my nintendo destiny not complainin but it always gets the best of me
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Human Suppository
Join Date: Feb 2002
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man fuck nintendo destiny
all you jobless fucks are deppressin me damn slobs best fill some vacancies ball up and mend your cv
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old and unimproved
Join Date: Jan 2005
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oh when America invented the internet
so we could spread freedom where they didn't have it yet then the French get on and what do we get a bunch of complaining frogs who obviously forget we saved the world from Nazis and in retrospect maybe we shouldn't have stuck out our neck just so you foreigners can have analfistdick.alt.net
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jude law's new nanny
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trashin' atc; she ain't the worst it get
when y'all get off the net, it's the skeezers we sweat find out what they about and gym sock's the best bet --worse yet--i'm halfway to the convent from losing all hope with others smoking pole for that extra hit of dope to see all the grime you don't need a microscope ain't no way to deal so i pen a rhyme to mope now germinating like GH since there's no other way to cope your shawty or your man won't really help you find the buzz you seek; they call it peace of mind
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If we must die...
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awesome. S&S's too.
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not mine ,but I like it...
I woke up this mornin' with the sundown shinin' in
I found my mind in a brown paper bag within I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high I tore my mind on a jagged sky I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in (Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in) I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in I watched myself crawlin' out as I was a-crawlin' in I got up so tight I couldn't unwind I saw so much I broke my mind I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in (Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in) Someone painted "April Fool" in big black letters on a "Dead End" sign I had my foot on the gas as I left the road and blew out my mind Eight miles outta Memphis and I got no spare Eight miles straight up downtown somewhere I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in Yeah yeah oh-yeah |
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jude law's new nanny
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old and unimproved
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Kenny Rogers my red haired lassie. With First Edition.
Its in the trippy scene in big lebowski.
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