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Old 08-30-2010, 08:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Would anyone want to read...

... A biography about a kid growing up on 5 of the 7 continents, started smoking at 15, holding jobs from starbucks barista, ATM builder, swimwear retailer, Radar tracker, Life insurance agent, and a systems engineer for a major airline all the while freelancing at yahooka?

Cuz I feel like writing a book.
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Old 08-31-2010, 06:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2010, 10:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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^ and that was my vote for yes
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Old 08-31-2010, 11:33 AM   #8 (permalink)
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i'd read it.
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Old 09-01-2010, 05:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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as much as u seem to not like me kompressor i have always been fascinated with u almost more so than any other yahookan, probably mostly because of your amazing pictures that u used to post all the time.


if i were u i would absolutely write a book, but if i could recommend a good way to do it i would say make it a photojournal type book with almost every other page an amazing picture from one of your travels , because seriously its no lie, i used to wonder if you were some ceo or something because of your professional quality photos of stuff from all over the world.
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Old 09-08-2010, 12:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I would read it. Sounds like fun man. JFK's photo idea sounds cool, but maybe do it with center inserts instead? I've read some musician auto bios with that in them, always looks cool.
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^that's a good idea.

Komp I hope your listening, and taking this seriously.
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Start a bio-blog, then get people hooked and parlay that into a movie/book deal...

If you go straight to the book, no one will know it exists and then you will be left having to pay the bill to keep all your unsold books in storage...
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I just read it because someone mentioned it on a blog I read.
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hell yea id read it. sounds amazing, cant believe that was you! i mean i can because you're awesome. but jesus, sounds like an already full, fulfilling life and im guessing you are like 25-30?

hell yea id read it.
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Bump to spur more writings from me.
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