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Old 12-04-2010, 11:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Alternate on the gas and the break
Side to side like we shake after every piss we take
Too much fuckery too much fake
i mean come on, what the hell is up with this bloody state?

The fed wants new street signs at a premium rate
Just to change the letters, to people they irritate
Like fuck man I'm just so irate, well what do I think?
I rate. From 1 to 10 that that’s more like Watergate

Cuz when a thin yellow line, is all that stands between
A divide or combine of various kinds and you still pay for unneeded new street signs?
What the fuck ameica, do you even have the time? Cuz you’re headed half past human kind.

Like the the divine, red wine, brain soup of kennedy bleeding on that black Cadillac
Give me a bread bowl so I can soak up that soul
Come back around and ram my dick in a black hole
Yeah I'm gonna fuck that mole, obama you gonna die yo, take it all back hoe!
(dont even get me started on the nwo)

Cuz maybe people do live on, but don’t worry *yawn*
I'm too sleepy to discuss the hidden miracles of a red dawn
Yeah when they kill a liberty fawn, hate in the heart of the masses they spawn
See when you kill bambie you make pawns into bishops and men out of mambie pambies.

A martyr you’ve concocted, good luck not having your plans obstructrouckted
See you’ve killed an icon of freedom, you class’tit wrong,
Hit the bong, sing more of this iconoclastical song.

Cuz there aint nothing wrong with weed,
I know you like to sit there and say so as your brain bubbles with mead
But this isn’t your choice bitch its mine
So get your smelly junk out of my face,
Stop trying to fuck me with these tickets and fines,
Shits’ just wrong. Wronger than wrong like your inverted dong.

Yeah I dance to the beat of my own drum,
Even if that drum is just on the end of the chicken bone I'm now using as a toothpick
Like a candle has wax and a wick ill burn you from both ends Jack, and make you look such a prick

Cuz haters gonna hate, the misinformed, ignorant masses didn’t think the idea
They just propagate- it, shit, they are all so 2 bit,
think they smart cuz they shop ikea, but man I'm tellin' ya they so limited,
dim-witted, bull-shitted, either on or off, zero or one,
just like the party lines in this bitch son.

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History we knew
To them we all the same dude
Everyone a jew

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you dont even know how free you could be
just stand here take this picture with me
what you mean this cant be seen?
were on public property arent we?
"well if you dont drop it and turn it over see,
i may have to detain you and not refrain from violence agaiinst you"

man who the hell are you? officer choo?
fuck your breath smells, lemmie get your badge number too
is that a threat you puny civilian? i work for the state you live in
yeah but i pay you, you already axin' me, taxin' me,
so many WAC fees, and all you god damn blue, just hurt and me-ow(!) like those fed pussies do!
(hey bitch come here im gonna get you)

you know what? fuck this- "taxi!"

^^ some recent ones.
at first i didnt want wanna post em cuz i know someone out there will jack, but id rather have the whole world see em and not think like that.
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