Ant Larceny of Grand Hemp


To my shock I had ants in my tin!
A line of industrious hungry bugs
Likkle fuckers outrageously stealin´
One by one half-inching like thugs!
A speck of green on each one´s back
A calyx, a pistil a scrap of pot leaf
Marching away and into a crack
Taxin´ hemp enamoured ants on da thief
They had been at it for a good while
Managing to squirrel more than a gram
Their blatant cheek made me smile
Ant army marching like a green tram
I´m adamant it really did happen
Ants in mi tin and not in mi pants
Insects know hemp is a potent weapon
Adam and his bleedin´ theafin´ ants´
Now if the police ants came along
Would they hassle and arrest ant workers?
And tell ´em nature is outlawed and wrong?
Of course not coz ants aren´t silly fuckers!