Not just da felon pays da tax of Babylon!


Every cannablossom smoker pays the Babylon tax
So don´t worry about it! Chillax! Just don´t pay da max!
It don´t matter if your money goes up in smoke; just relax!
Every time your deal is under, don´t have a face like thunder!
Or when you are fined for smokin´ by the Babylon funder!
Or when the Babylon confiscates your stash and you hunger!
N meanwhile da bent copper is smoking your stash wid his mate
When da wet weed you purchased dries n you lose half ya weight
We all know that adulterated cannabud is definitely not great
When da man does a runna wid da wonga n u aint left owt for ya bong
We all know the feeling and think it´s despicable and certainly wrong
Or you buy unflushed weed that gives you headache and has a bad pong
Every pot toker gets ripped off at some point, dat´s just da Babylon tax
So don´t let it worry you or stop you getting mashed, just don´t become lax
Don´t go mad wid an axe, wot goes around comes around and kharma comes back
Just remember this advice, Caveat Hemptor, Potential Pot Buyer Always beware!
Always sniff, av a likkle pipe if pos! Mek sure ya purchase is pukka n judgment fair
And unless you can trust don´t hand o´er ya dosh, look o´er ya shoulder n tek care!