Pot Paranoid Plod Does a Bad Job
(ponce persecutor of plant of peace)

Only a lazy cop would bust a pot fiend, coz a stoned bum is real easy to find
It´s not like they´re under a bush or hide, the evil pot smoker is a Jeykll and Hyde
With madness and lunacy in wide eyes, the cannabis psychosis can surprise
Never mind the thief, abuser or rapist, yes it´s well and truly taking the piss
When Pc Plod feels he got to arrest the pipe-smoking pacifist herbilist
Who would never retaliate with fist, coz the pothead is busy with bliss
Being stoned is well worth the risk, just be careful you might get a frisk
Stop, search, hassle and discriminate, is the pot partaker´s unlawful fate
Why not arrest the thief at the gate, or the hooligan full of anger and hate
That would be too much like proper work, for a lazy copper who prefers to shirk
He believes sordid tabloid stories he´s read, it´s easier arresting peaceful pothead
Who has done no wrong smoking on bong, No Victim, No Crime, Legalise Pot is our song

Let´s get stoned, Boom Shanka Shiva, I´m a believer in Bob Marley, the Wailers and Weed
Hallowed is Our Mother the Earth, sacred, wise and eternal is her holy healing herb
Peace and One Love, give us our daily herb, Weed grows on Earth as it does in Heaven
We forgive our pot prohibitionist persecutors, leads us not in ignorance, free the weed!