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Old 04-05-2014, 07:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Member poem *please contribute*

The King called out loud
for a JESTER4YALL
but alas twas a BUDSNIFFER
who appeared from the hall...
He seemed to have smoked some STONIE-JO or SAGETREE
HIs eyes were all bloodshot
as red as could be...
as he tried all his tricks
turned to CATASTROPHE
his CANUCK WISDOM fell short of blasphemy
Then a MAN IN BLACK walked in
his SHADOW(619) stood SKY-HIGH,
like a STONERIC SNOWMAYNE
with a TURMALINE tie
He said my name is TERRY
LET'S CHILL PARRALLAX
we can JAMF on some BLUEGRASS(58)
and have a few snacks...
Then an alien appeared
he said "my name is ZOLTRON"
took off his FARMER'S HAT
and passed a SNAKESKIN bong
"I'm the AYATOLLA OF SMOKE A BOWLA!"
said the green (NJ)WEEDMAN
"I've come to enjoy your MOTHERNATURE
and work on my tan"
.........




okay, please add other members and keep this flowing....
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Old 04-05-2014, 07:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The sky was Scarlett I believe it was "FoTwenny"
There was a "ki11a" on the road, we just didn't know how many.
We drove for many miles, past "Waves" and so many "fenderbender's"
It was so nice to connect with " MOthernature" along the way..really calms your spirit. Also makes you wish...
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Old 04-05-2014, 08:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-05-2014, 08:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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(seriously that was awesome moket.. "like a STONERIC SNOWMAYNE
with a TURMALINE tie".. awesome... well I'll give it a try)


Well which wish would Wax wish?
For a Human-yo, a cute bitch?
Atantricchic to find bliss?
Or to make Profit and get rich?
A Sureshot at glory, I know it's
not a simple story but know this
It's not just kitschy it's kitch, which
Isn't Being real, it's being blitzed
If my life was a cube it'd be Rubix
Confused like a Kompressor without units
In an Epic storm of qbits
Ego Tripping for years like a nudist
swimmin' with Blue Dolphins with blue tits
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Old 04-05-2014, 08:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Ya that was cool moked Id like to draw that.

Humnah

In the form you wrote it even better
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A Bearsy stepped on to the road, down the way,
Said, what's the jive, clive, you know that I'm gay.
ionlylooklazy, but there is some more,
I've been a true deadhead since `94...
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Old 04-06-2014, 03:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Amazing! Y'all are talented!!!
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Old 04-06-2014, 05:27 AM   #9 (permalink)
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My ex dumped me, she couldnt handle my libido
I got a sex drive that rivals Mescalito
All I wanted to do was kiss and caress her
Even fondled her in the back of my Mercedes Kompressor
I used to get her drunk with bottles of pinot
In hopes she would wrap her mouth around my Geeno
But now I'm alone and I just Spanky my cock
My genitals are almost as lonely as s0k
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Old 04-06-2014, 07:11 AM   #10 (permalink)
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oh my lord, your poor genitals.....
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Old 04-06-2014, 07:19 AM   #11 (permalink)
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oh my lord, your poor genitals.....
The above rhyming was purely fictional!
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Old 04-06-2014, 07:28 AM   #12 (permalink)
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no disclaimer needed.... well done!
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Old 04-06-2014, 09:06 AM   #13 (permalink)
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merge thread perhaps...
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ill do a quick one

The Man in Black comes, with life MotherNature has toyed
As he pulls the Governors soul back into the void
The widow cries "Jakeisuseless, take him" she begs and she pleads
But its done, in a pillow she weeps, all alone as she Grieves
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:58 AM   #18 (permalink)
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oh yeah! this is fun shit to read, I wish everyone was doing it!
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Okay, first, I look for my name. If it's not there, the poem sucks. That's how I play it simple.



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Haiku....

Rev smokes a cigar
The sky flickers with starlight
smoke and stars unite
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