Sugar420

there been times in my life
when i had to go bad
but i never had
to go badder,
if you dont let me in
to the potty right now
i think i just might
bust my bladder

This is a throwdown
this is a showdown
this is the way im gonna
kno fo sho the lowdown:

Who will be gettin alll my admiration?
who can create a real rhyme sensation?
who got de language skillz for devestation?
which yahookan from what nation?
can write the best verse
subject matter: urination!

you said 'just a minute!'
five minutes ago
im goin from mad
straight to madder,
if you dont let me in
to the potty right now
i think i just might
bust my bladder

maybe you cant pee in public cuz you
such a saint
maybe the door to the potty says
CLOSED WET PAINT
the point is you really got to pee
but you caint
and the urgency thereof is your
main complaint

thats what its all about in this competition
the winner be decided by my decision
you must be creative you must have precision
and i call upon the mods to delete all derision
to edit the iniquity and transgression

now the waters so high
and the pressure so great
well the whole damn dam
bout to shadder
if you dont let me in
to that potty right now
im afeared i just might
bust my bladder

Tonkatsu

Okay, I'll bite

5 or 6 beers
with discomfort concealed
7th can I feel
it's time to break the seal
tried to play it cool
with the swagger but staggered
thread of coordination
in the swirling scatter of brain matter
my bladder's twitching
damn, my whole body's glitching
not seeming long enough
to find a pot to piss in
sweat's got my forehead glistening
trying to keep it in
feel the urine creeping
too much beer, drank heaps of it
Found the vacant throne room
flashed my dick to king John
eager, splashed the toilet edge
I'd best to get my aim on
felt I pissed a whole pond
plus a couple creeks
lighter on my feet
relief after my leak
washed my hands
had a struggle with the door
forgot I had locked it
exited to drink some more
plopped onto the couch
with the plan to chill
repeated the ordeal
because I broke the fuckin' seal

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Kenny Bus

reading about all this piss
makes my bladder itch and hiss
its inspiration, and frustation
all in one
situation

thanks to you
i'm well aware
of how unfair
this contest is
i do declare
you cant compare
this poem to the next
for rhyming is a test
you see
when on your mind
is every kind
of urinal you've seen
the thought of rhyming
over leaking
is really quite obscene

ahhh
relief at last
that 2 minuits was a blast
and i can already feel it
rebuilding fast

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Minds are like parachutes, they're useless until open.

SweetSativa

Happy hour, what a bargain!
44 ounces and on the road again
Who could finish such a huge drink
I'll just sip it, for this price I think

20 miles later I just can't take it
Gotta go so bad, ya know I can taste it
Maybe I have an overactive bladder
I'm going mad like the mad hadder

Up ahead I can make out a blue sign
I get my hopes up as freedom enters my mind
"Next rest area 45 miles"!
So I turn the radio on, move my mind for a while

But the rumbling bass nearly makes me spill
The music's not helping, I need to pee still
Tears form in my eyes as they grow hotter
I put the pedal to the metal, damn this water!

Finally I see see the exit ahead
Damn, it's too late... now my seat's wet

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"Why is it that when people talk to God, we call it praying but when God talks to people, we call it crazy?"- Touched by an Angel
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