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Old 11-22-2004, 12:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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For FlowerChild and anybody who wants to read!

Okay so im BORED as hell, and its 1:30 in the morning.. Its raining and well I was listening to that Eminem - Encore CD, and well I just HAD to do this. Tell me what you all think. Flames are even welcomed, hell I don't care I just think it will give FlowerChild a good laugh. Ha cause thats what we all need, a good laugh! Anyways this is a remake I thought up of, of the song "Eminem - Like Toy Soldiers" song.

Like Toy Soldiers - The Yahooka Remix (Dedicated for FlowerChild)

Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down...

[Chorus]
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
But the battle wages on for toy soldiers

I'm supposed to be the poster who never blows his composure
Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders
I am never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know it
Even if it means goin' toe to toe with a HarryDickHead it don't matter
I'd never drag them in fights that I can handle unless I absolutely have to
I'm supposed to set an example
I need to be the leader, my crew looks for me to guide 'em
If some shit ever just pop off, I'm supposed to be beside 'em
Now HarryDickHead said "She is a single lonely writer"
There's a certain line you just don't cross and he crossed it
I heard him say I am a liar and I just lost it
It was crazy, this shit be way beyond some Pitfall and Ochoapeter shit
And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it
I spent too much energy on it, honestly I'm exhausted
And I'm so caught in it I almost feel I'm the one who caused it
This ain't what I'm in Yahooka for, it's not why I got in it
That was never my object for someone to get flammed
Why would I wanna destroy something I help build
It wasn't my intentions, my intentions was good
I went through the whole forum without ever mentionin' pay pal
Now it's just out of respect for not runnin' my mouth
And talkin' about something that I knew nothing about
Plus Capt. Murphy told me stay out, this just wasn't my beef
So I did, I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth
While he's all over the forum down talkin' to me
Like fuck it i understand this is the internet
And this shit just isn't none of my business
But still knowin' this shit could pop off at any minute cuz

[Chorus]

There used to be a time when you could just make a post
And wouldn't have to worry about one of your people becoming toast
But now it's elevated cuz once you put someone's name in it
The shit gets escalated, it ain't just words no more is it?
It's a different ball game, callin' names and you aim to flamin
We actually tried to stop the HarryDickHead and FlowerCunt beef from happenin'
Me and Mominator had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him
And asked him not to start it we weren't gonna go after him
Until he started yappin' in posts how we fucked with him
Fuck it GirlsHateMe smash 'em, mash 'em and let him have it
Meanwhile my attention is pulled again in the same direction
HarryDickHead comes in with the story of how I lied to him
Has an erection for me and thinks that I'll be his girlfriend
Tries to blow the dust off his mac and make himself look like an idiot
But now he's fucked the game up cuz one of the ways I came up
Was through the forum the same one that made me famous
Now he still has got a grudge against me for nothin'
Well fuck it, that mutherfucker can get it then, fuck him then
But I'm so busy being pissed off I don't stop to think
That I had blown a fuse over a prick that got no nookie
And he's still pissed at me but its not like we don't mind
We still have soldiers that's on the front line
That's willing to post for us as soon as we give the orders
Never to extort us, strictly to show they support us
We'll maybe shout 'em out in a post or up in a chorus
To show them we love 'em back and let 'em know how important it is
To have Real Yahookan Soldiers up in our corners
Their loyalty to us is worth more than any award is
But I ain't tryna have none of my people hurt and flamed
There ain't words that I can't think of a perfecter way to word it
Then to just say that I love ya'll too much to see the accusations
I'll walk away from it all before I let it go any further
But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coppin'
I'm just willin' to be the bigger woman
If ya'll can quit poppin' off at your jaws with the knockin'
Cuz frankly I'm sick of talkin'
I'm not gonna let someone else ruin my day as if I couldn't keep walkin'

[Chorus]

Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
But the battle wages on for toy soldiers


Alright! hahaha there I am done. Let me remind you yes I have NO life and well I am EXTREMELY bored.. If you don't like how I remade the song then screw you and I would want to see you do better. Anyways main reason I did this was because also I think this whole FlowerChild lying thing was blown way out of proportion, yet I found it pretty interesting. Hahaha not really just entertaining, but none the less tell me what you all think! PEACE!
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i really should pay more attention before I post.

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Old 11-22-2004, 12:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:53 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I enjoyed reading that!!! I think you did a really good job with it, mad props to you man
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Old 11-22-2004, 06:53 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah, good job man. Well done.
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:07 AM   #7 (permalink)
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hey guy maybe im missing something but umm "But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coppin' I'm just willin' to be the bigger woman" wtf!?! i think im reading something wrong ohh well....anyways mofocka call me when you wake up so we can see if we're still gonna get some herb. i got this new dealer i wanna try out, he's a nigger wait umm opps im on yahooka right do people still get touchy over the race subject? fuck it anyway yeah man call when you wake up biznitch i know you'll check your fucking thread yout tard
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:42 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hahaha, anyways like I said I was bored and yeah I did leave a few typos and erros on the lyrics, but oh well can't expect every damn thing to be perfect.
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Old 11-22-2004, 03:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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interesting.

I didn't want to get involved in what appeared to be a personal dispute.

your synopsis warranted a reply............... so I did.

and still............... .........I'll leave it at that.
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Old 11-22-2004, 06:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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hey bitch ass mahfucker we need to take care of a few details i'll call before i go to work
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